Bird Emoji Review
My dude @zaplayden and I couldn’t find a review of the Bird emoji so let’s do this
Pure evil. Excessive gradients only intensify his evil intentions. There is no sweetness in this child of darkness. 0/5
This is a pure, sweet boy. Absolutely perfect bird child. 5/5
Ancient bird friend of legend. A little stiff and out of touch, but a very reliable friend. 4/5 I would trust this fellow.
A lumpy bean friend. Kinda smells funny. Vacant stare. He’s a good boy, but needs some vacation time. 3/5
Pure intentions, but this boy looks confused. Where is he? Let him go home. Also kind of looks like he’s made of marshmallows??? 4/5
Imposter. 0/5 This is a blue fire with yellow lipstick. Stop this. He’s smug about about it too, wtf.
I have high hopes for his future. He is a good boy with good intentions. I would trust this young man. 5/5
A clumsy boy. Something is a little weird about this bird, but he still tries his best. A good friend. 4/5
An eager boy. He wants to fly but needs more practice. I support his dreams and I hope he achieves great things. 4/5
Paranoid fellow. Blames everyone else for his bullshit. Will never find love. 0/5
Eager to impress. Might be a double agent. A handsome boy, but I do not trust him. 3/5
The world does not deserve this kind of purity. 5/5
