[moon111111]

[kil9]

if my name was "wolfgang amadeus" i would also be getting a lot of shit done

[xanaxfarts]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Episode SP-129 (1999)

[whysosirris]

[videogame-fake-brands]

Cock from Vampire: The Masquerade — Bloodlines (2004)

[offshoreoilrig]

Moves a miniature version of you on my chessboard

[dogpuppy]

[tennesseewillams]

whatever tho. not like i really care that much because im cool and easy going

[supermariomamafucker]

its because you're always using that damn Scrub Daddy

[graceunknowndood-blog]

[ashenmind]

[homeofhousechickens]

Oh baby fight

[homeofhousechickens]

Its amazing how much they can grow in a few weeks :) Cellphone is still on the left and Terabyte on the right.

[homeofhousechickens]

Very important to duel your brother every single day.

[birdandmoon]

Heat waves.

[caridina]

if u think im pretty. splash me 💦

if u think im scary. slash me 🔪

if u think im smoky. ash me 🚬

if u think im small potatoes. mash me 🥔

[innerchildabortionclinic]

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[beesmygod]

yabbadabbadoo!

[yuriartillery]

the wife of this boddhisattva keeps cheating on him with me and it sucks every time he catches us fucking on his bed he just smiles and nods with boundless compassion and understanding i think she's actually getting off on how guilty it makes me feel

[catgirlwheels]

Good for her