I'm maybe a Kitty but I fight like a cat

@college-kitty

KATHERINE "KITTY" WILDE |17| SINGLE Hey there, weirdo stalkers. Any jokes about cats or "going wild" and you will know what I've learn from my course "how to kick in the balls very painfully". If you're looking for some trash porn blog, which are a lot of on this site-get lost somewhere. If you're looking for a blog of a hot, mean college girl - you found exactly what you need. Don't mess with my best friend or I'll make you regret about it. sitty 1x1

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Sam: I know you're Badass(TM) and need no superhero by your side but at least sugarcoat it :P

Sam: So you don't want a ring with rubies and sapphires making the shield on top of it? That's how I imagined Cap's ring but okay, we'll find one together.

Sam: Like your eyes :)

Sam: We're gonna be full of secrets. Let's not divorce in the future before all of this goes bananas and we have to explain the master plan. Though I doubt I'd ever divorce from you.

Sam: Are you kidding me? You're the most supporting person I know. Honestly I wouldn't be here without complaining if it wasn't for you supporting me so much. Knowing that you believe in me is all I needed.

Kitty: Okay, how was it told in that movie about tiny superinsect - everyone needs a partner, you can be one ;)

Kitty: Sugarcoated enough?

Kitty: No, I was just clarifying, red and blue are good and easier to combine with casual clothes.

Kitty: Although I don't mind emeralds earrings for our 10 year anniversary ;) Cause I don't plan on getting a divorce either.

Kitty: Of course I believe in you, you're my best friend. Maybe I don't tell it often, but you always have me on team Sam, never doubt it.

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Sam: Oh, there is. That's the kind of dramatic that you have to bring up when your best friend doesn't recognize you as the Knight(TM).

Sam: :)

Sam: No, I'm okay with it.

Sam: Plus, you have no idea how adorable's your amused smile as you talk to me about all that stuff [UNSENT]

Sam: So Cap's ring it is? Are you convinced about it?

Sam: Only somewhat? I know my friend and she's somewhat more than just amazing.

Kitty: It happens when your best friend is badass (TM) herself, don't get mad at her for it :p

Kitty: Isn't it just like a circle ring? With bits of red and blue? I can work with it, I'd prefer circle shape anyway and for anyone older than 12 I will just say you happened to know i like rubies and sapphires.

Kitty: They don't have to know I actually prefer emeralds ;)

Kitty: That's gonna be our secret number 2

Kitty: When it's come to supporting? I think somewhat is a fitting word.

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Sam: The right kind of dramatic

Sam: No it doesn't work if the other person is not enthusiastic about it. Plus, I would never make you do anything you don't want.

Sam: I already love you, so we're off a good start, I think :)

Sam: Hey, I was kidding. You were supposed to play too.

Kitty: Who are you fooling Sammy, there's no right kind of dramatic

Kitty: That sounds...sweet

Kitty: Maybe I should be as generous and not drugging you into school gossips and shopping

Kitty: Good, start saving up on your captain ring, cowboy.

Kitty: Okay, you wanted to hear other reasons why you should marry me?

Kitty: I'll defeat all your enemies, you can brag about hot wifey, you can do your hot wifey, I can be somewhat supportive...sometimes and I'm hilarious.

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Sam: Sure, Jan. You hurt me.

Sam: Kidding :P

Sam: I had to win all the trophies and it's a very good game with an emotional plot, okay?

Sam: Hah! No, I'd like to keep mine :)

Sam: Maybe you're born with it, maybe you get it from fame. Or maybe you manage to stay normal and not be an asshole and cheat on your wife. That's called respect for the person you love. If you truly love them, of course.

Sam: You know me since we were kids. You should tell me something about you. WHY WOULD I MARRY YOU?

Kitty: So dramatic

Kitty: Yeah, I kinda grew on the fact I befriended a geek. Also the geek nice enough not to drag me into it.

Kitty: Will you truly love me if we get married? If I'm gonna be your wifey for real I'll promise to love you like Kim loves Kanye.

Kitty: Okay now I'm slightly offended. Because I'm amazing all the ways, duh

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Sam: Thank you so much for thinking that spontaneously :)

Sam: YES! I see you remember

Sam: Well, it IS a pretty cool last name. Okay, keep it:) You're always Kitty Wilde to me.

Sam: Why would I be like that? You know I'm not exactly the kind of guy who sleeps around. I don't think you can learn that skill or something.

Kitty: I said sorry okay

Kitty: Yes, you spent way too many hours playing it.

Kitty: I allow you to take my last name if you want. Sam Wilde, not that bad :p

Kitty: I don't know if you get born with whore bone in you, I think it's just men not being able to resist when they suddenly get an easy sex access and lots of groupies.

Kitty: But I'm glad I won't be tabloid's idiot #1, you sound like a cool husband to have. Any other perks I don't know about yet?

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Sam: Of course, I thought I already was. WHAT'S THAT "NOW", NOW.

Sam: Psht, we'll see. The Last of Us is based on a true spore, don't see why it's so unrealistic for you.

Sam: Why? Don't wanna let other people know you're married to me? :D

Kitty: Okay my bad. You always were a protective bestie

Kitty: Is it one of those horror video games you were playing? With the man with a beard?

Kitty: No I'm not gonna hide it, I'm pretty sure you're gonna be a rock star by then and have lots of screaming groupies.

Kitty: I just like mine, it sounds so badass

Kitty: Are you gonna be a cheating husband sleeping around with all girls on tour or gonna be devoted to your wifey?

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Sam: "Now"?

Sam: The world without Kitty Wilde wouldn't be as beautiful as it is and I don't intend to give up on you because a stupid zombie virus spreads in the world.

Sam: But it would be fun. :(

Sam: Why, thank you very much :)

Sam: Cabo it is, and you shouldn't pay, I would be the husband.

Sam: What are we even talking about.

Kitty: I can say you're offended even by the text

Kitty: It's most likely not going to happen

Kitty: Cabo is perfect. Can I keep my last name?

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Sam: Not on my watch, lady.

Sam: Never say never, anyway.

Sam: I don't wanna make a zombie outta you, by the way, the last thing I want you to be is a rotting corpse. You're perfect this way :)

Sam: Fuck me [UNSENT]

Sam: :)

Sam: That's a good sight.

Sam: But as much as I wanna me your future husband if you don't manage to find one, you should send this to your future boyfriend.

Sam: You're really hot by the way, not that you need me to know me.

Sam: So, Cabo in Mexico? I might need a couple of years to gather the money, you know.

Kitty: How sweet, I have a personal knight in shining armors now

Kitty: I'd program "quitting this world the same day" though, world without Sam Evans would be the dullest

Kitty: Fingers crossed zombie apocalypse won't happen

Kitty: On the one hand, yes, on the other one - there's nothing you haven't seen there before ;)

Kitty: I just wanted to help you with deciding on lingerie thingy, I'm a good friend like that.

Kitty: Thanks 💋

Kitty: I love Cabo for honeymoon actually. I'm willing to pay for the dress

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Sam: YOU WON'T DIE.

Sam: But yeah, probably.

Sam: You know we'll never agree on this. :)

Sam: OH.

Sam: Well, I dunno. Yet.

Sam: So it's gonna be a summer wedding? I gotta get ready too, you know.

Kitty: I totally will one day

Kitty: And unless robots and other "black mirror" creepy stuff happen in the future, I doubt there would be a way to keep me alive or program it so we'd die the same day.

Kitty: If you really make a zombie out of me, be sure I wear something pretty and spray me with perfume so I won't rot so hard.

Kitty: Yet? Will it help to decide?

Kitty: [IMAGE]

Kitty: Don't know about the wedding, but the honeymoon is definitely for me to get rested and tanned.

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Sam: I could never live without you.

Sam: Thank you very much for not becoming a criminal and/or a villain. Or both.

Sam: Mhh, I dunno. I'm pretty sure you'd look amazing in everything you put on.

Sam: Maybe later during the honeymoon.

Kitty: Of course you can, don't be dramatic. Although I can bet you'll recreate Shaun of the Dead with me if I die first.

Kitty: Sometimes villains are more interesting than heroes

Kitty: I didn't talk about me you dork. In general

Kitty: Latex when it's hot outside? I think I won't survive this honeymoon. Is it your plan?

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Sam: You won't, you'll thank me for having 200+ candles when power will go off.

Sam: THAT'S THE AMERICAN FLAG, of course I take it seriously.

Sam: Because you can rip it off.

Sam: NO WAIT. You can't do that to Cap's suit. The t-shirt with his shield will be fine.

Sam: Even though is a good piece of clothing.

Sam: Hah, no I don't wanna add anything to it, it was perfect as it was.

Sam: OKAY. Later then. Just because I think your dress will be perfect anyway.

Sam: :) as any boy will be happy to have you.

Kitty: I don't wanna live in the zombie world, so I allow you to shoot me.

Kitty: Calm down patriot. I'm not trying to ruin a flag, I'm too pretty to go to a jail.

Kitty: If you like this idea, you'd probably like a lace lingerie and stockings either.

Kitty: I hope you mean Halloween by "later then".

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Sam: You won't regret it, when zombie apocalypse will hit us and I'll be able to save us both.

Sam: It improved a lot since the first movie. Plus, it's a symbol of our country. Don't criticize his suit.

Sam: Isn't it more interesting if you can take something really tight off someone?

Sam: It would work if you had leather stuff under your dress too, but I don't wanna push too many buttons here.

Sam: You are.

Kitty: If it really happens, I'll die from facepalming too hard. Bury me in a pretty dress

Kitty: You take it too seriously.

Kitty: I'm not sure guy in a tight costume is the hottest image in my head. Why covering when you can have naked one?

Kitty: But I totally get it turns you on, wish I'd knew it before, maybe we could have a kinky first time ;)

Kitty: You're just nuts Sam, I don't want to wear anything leather at my wedding, especially under that dress I always imagined.

Kitty: So are you, any girl would be happy to have you, Sammy

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Sam: You need a mix of muscles and cardio too. To be able to sneak out quickly and be fast. And not die because you're not used to run but only to lift :D

Sam: :)

Sam: It is.

Sam: Still in a friendly way.

Sam: FIRST, Cap's uniform is NOT a costume, it represents all that's good and pure in this country. SECOND, Cap would never let me die for that.

Sam: THIRD, honeymoon would be far more interesting.

Sam: You are already super smart, wife or not.

Kitty: Try to stay alive, I need my best friend to have a beating pulse.

Kitty: Sure Sam.

Kitty: Isn't it blue and red and has that giant star on it?

Kitty: I always thought the honeymoon is lots of sun, sea, and fucking like rabbits, isn't it?

Kitty: I know, I'm a catch

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Sam: Please, I've been ready my whole life for it. I just need some working out, maybe some cardio.

Sam: I know you too well.

Sam: I'd be.

Sam: In a friendly way :)

Sam: FINE, no superhero costumes, even though it was a brilliant idea. I could wear a Captain America uniform under the tux. And die for the heat but who cares.

Sam: We have a deal, let's get married.

Kitty: Don't you lose weight from cardio?

Kitty: That's true

Kitty: Sounds kinky

Kitty: I care, I don't need a dead husband on the wedding, or the one that stinks from wearing a superhero costume under a normal one.

Kitty: Isn't t-shirts a great compromise? I'd be such a smart wifey

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Sam: You never know when there's a power outing.

Sam: Pepperoni one? :)

Sam: Nahh, I'd keep it marvelous as you said. Probably would make an action figure of you as Natasha Romanoff at some point. It'd look great on the cake.

Sam: Or we could ask everyone to dress up as superheroes.

Sam: Marry me now so I can have it.

Kitty: 200+ candles? Are you preparing for a zombie apocalypse again?

Kitty: Exactly

Kitty: I'm sure my dad would be thrilled to see me in a leather suit on a cake.

Kitty: No superheroes at my wedding. Only if your friends wear those superhero t-shirts under a classic suit with white shirts.

Kitty: Buy me a dinner first

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Sam: I had to know my stock.

Sam: That bad? Okay, I'll look for places to go to on the internet, or you'll use your knowledge about food and we'll go wherever you like.

Sam: HAH! No, it wasn't. I meant a good, nice ring.

Sam: But now that I think about it, Cap's shield on a ring... mh.

Kitty: You just went a bit extra about your first time :p

Kitty: We can always order a pizza, you know which one

Kitty: And they say the wedding is for a bride. I bet you'd even make cake half-normal half-batman

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