College Kids Can't Talk

Quotes from sleep deprived college students attempting to communicate. Check out our personal blogs in the link section.

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I have to be a shit head or else I'll turn into a cactus.

Veronica

[collegekidscanttalk]

If you're allowed to kill bears then I'm allowed to kill stupid people.

Sam

[collegekidscanttalk]

I was in the right mind process.

Bridget

[collegekidscanttalk]

I thought you said redneck freaking express.

Kaitlin

[collegekidscanttalk]

Wonton mistress of the night put your boobs away.

Kristen

[collegekidscanttalk]

Kaitlin: ding dong the creep is gone.

Veronica: swiggity sweeper he's a creeper.

[collegekidscanttalk]

You're just gonna have to thirst.

Bridget

[collegekidscanttalk]

You would think its a porno but in reality it's just me yelling at the vending machine.

Veronica

[collegekidscanttalk]

I wouldn't trust you guys to do anything to my body.

Sam

[collegekidscanttalk]

Wet water dripped on me.

Christine

[collegekidscanttalk]

Fuse everything with Ninetales cause that thing is bitchin'!

Kerri

[collegekidscanttalk]

I don't know how to grade myself at all. I'm just going to say "B" because I showed up everyday and I guess my projects aren't the worst ever.

Veronica

[collegekidscanttalk]

I'm rubbing off of you.

Bridget

[collegekidscanttalk]

I am not a cat master.

Sam

[collegekidscanttalk]

I'm kind and warm like a teddy bear.

Brian

[collegekidscanttalk]

He better bring chicken if he's gonna be late.

Kerri

[collegekidscanttalk]

The strawberry one tastes like strawberry

Kaitlin