#masqueradefestival

[sonobe]

make me choose @masqueradefestival​ asked: tensa zangetsu or hakka no togame

[collegekidscanttalk]

Fuse everything with Ninetales cause that thing is bitchin'!

Kerri

[collegekidscanttalk]

He better bring chicken if he's gonna be late.

Kerri

[jonghooey]

Kerri: So, like, what the heck is Bao Sanniang

Me: A cat.

Kerri: I didn't mind her too much at first...until I hit the musou button... NO ONE ELSE DOES THIS. NOT EVEN ZHANG HE IS THAT STRANGE. HUANG THIGH'S SHORTS DON'T EVEN BOTHER ME THIS MUCH.

Me: Well I mean Guan Suo did have some exotic wives...

Kerri: That is totally what I think of when I hear "exotic." Cats. Everywhere. All shapes, sizes, and colors. Someone should be a brave soul and replace her with nyan cat during her musou

Me: OH MY GOD NO.

[jonghooey]

everyone has killed me i am dead

Me: Yeah but like it's not-- OH. OH OH NO NO OH MY GOD

Kerri: What what happened?

Me: OH NO I JUST GOT THE MOST ALARMING FEW TEXTS EVER

Kerri: WHAT HAPPENED

Me: DONG ZHUO/ZHONG HUI HAPPENED OH NO

Kerri: Oh, well that's not so bad. Oh listen, "Sleepwalker" by Adam Lambert is on, I love this song....it reminds me of my favorite pairing...Dong Zhuo and Zhong Hui....

Me: WHAT

Kerri: "Outside the rain's falling down" just like now...just like when Dong Zhuo watched the rain from his window...thinking about his lover...

Me: NO

Kerri: "I'm not asleep but I'm not awake after the way you loved me...." Zhong Hui longs for his lover again...

Me: SCREAMS

Kerri: so they can do things....

Me: SCREAMING

Kerri: like brush his teeth....

Me: SC- wait what?

Kerri: well I assume Dong Zhuo can't really move too well so his lover takes the sensual task of brushing his teeth for him

Me: o-oh......

Kerri: Zhong Hui also lovingly feeds him

Me: .....................................SCREAMS.

Kerri: Wow I just ruined your life in under five minutes I'm pretty good