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@colmarvel
FYI you Carol/Jess shippers out there, Avengers Annual #10 is HELLAH full of that. It has the first time they meet (Jessica fishes Carol out of the Bay unconscious and w no memories), and basically Jessica supplanting the Avengers as Carol’s #1 fan and friend. So hey! Check it out if you’re all up on that!
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"No, I was falling asleep. It was a long day and I’d been beating up all those Doom bots, remember?"
"Riiight...I called you lame for falling asleep."
"Oh! Right! I totally remembered that….."
"No you don't."
"Throw away my phone? Why would I do that?"
"Jess...really...really?"
"It's a quote...from Neighbors. We just watched it last week."
"She just sent me back that emoji where the girl has her hand up by her shoulder…what the hell does that even mean?"
"I don't know. Just throw it away."
"I’ll send her a text…."
"Dear, Aurora, our gorgeous daughter, we’ve unfortunately decided to send you back to the lesbian baby factory. Enjoy your new life. Love your mums."
"She'll totally understand."
"We should just get rid of her. Save ourselves the trouble of having to parent, huh?"
"That's totally a thing we can do, right?"
"Obviously..."
"Well, that’s definitely true. I just have no mom voice, not when it comes to her. It’s just she’s always so damn sweet and I can’t be mad at her."
"I mean...you know me...it's hard for me to be mad at her too."
"She is adorable...and she just pulls out that card...it's not fair."
"I like how she texts me because she just knows you’re going to yell at her. I melt when it comes to that girl. I’m powerless…I’m the dad. I’m completely the dad…"
"I'm not going to yell. I'm just going to put on my best mom voice."
"You're not the dad. You're way girlier than me."
"Aurora texted me, she’s studying with Grant and Natalie….are we supposed to yell at her to get home or something?"
"And of course you don’t look old, if you look old I’d look ancient."
"You're younger than I am Jess...that doesn't make any sense."
"Tell her she has an hour."
"What? No, of course not, honey."
"Oh, I think I heard something…like…my phone or the cat…" she says before leaving there room with a smirk on her lips.
"What?! Jess!" Carol quickly got out a bed and pulled on clothes before walking out of the room.
"You can just leave the room like that."
"If you haven’t noticed, I already have on a shirt. I’m halfway there, you’re getting slow with your old age, babe." she said, pressing a kiss to Carol’s neck before sliding quickly off the bed to pull on a pair of pants.
"I'm not old!"
"I'm not that old...do I look old?"
"Isn’t it always?"
"You make a good point."
"We should get dress...Aurora will be here soon."
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"Eh, you might say I’m hashtag best, but whatever…."
"I’m going to go to our room and take off my clothes now…"
"Really?!" Carol sighed and followed Jess to their room.
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"Well, that was fun."
"Is this the part where we have sex so you can calm down? Because I’m not doctor, but I’ve heard it helps…."
"You're actually the worst."
