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been burning the candle at a third and possibly even fourth end lately, an advanced technique that no one talks about because it's "a bad idea"
first base is wound tending second base is hand touching
Third base is the Forehead Press
"dni if you engage with irredeemable media! dni to kill a mockingbird stans" ok well CLEARLY you have never read to kill a mockingbird if you think it's irredeemable media and also having a book that was published in 1960 on your dni stan list is kinda ridiculous actually
i literally do not think any of you have ever read a book published before the 2000s before in your entire life
#'Dni if you've read to kill a mockingbird' what's is this the Florida banned books list #Who r u Ron DeSantis
#can somwone pleasw provide context to whatever the fuck op is referring to
You really buried the lede by only mentioning To Kill a Mockingbird
went a little ker-azy on the beads this weekend and fiiiiiinally formatted some stickers.
original ornaments in my shop/prints on rb
abbot + text posts
i do in hindsight really love the concept of complaining about adaptational changes in a 3000 year old oral tradition of which there isn’t really a definitive version so much as a surviving one that is also the most adapted story of all time. my chud forebears in Roman Britain throwing rocks at a bard going nah nah nah the last one said some different other shit at that part you gotta do it again is a comforting image to me
Almost one thousand years ago a woman with my exact face and probably better bangs in rural Morgannwyg was defending to the whole village the latest iteration of the marchog gwyrdd where Gwalchmei ap Gwyar is called Gawain and gets a little gay with it even though it’s different than the tale we have earlier heard from a previous bard so that I can fight the same battle on letterboxd today. God bless complaining the worlds oldest activity
Guess who finally got back her free time and drawing abilities!😎😎😎
Anyway, go watch Lawrence of Arabia and write me more fanfics for it!!!
happy pride month!
lawrence of arabia + textposts (pt.4 /?)
Im deeply abnormal about themmmmm!!!😭
I feel so sorry for mother hen Ali, falling in love with a masochistic blond man. what a fate!🫠
To make up for the damages heres them kissing:
Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again
I drew my own version of the "hahaha yes sickos" comic to express how I feel whenever my friends watch something I recommended to them (in this particular example, Lawrence of Arabia)
@stitchyarts to me
Cap-IM Rec Week 2026: Fun Forms Friday ☎️ 💌🎨
i've been the most excited for today's theme — both to share my favourites but also to see what everyone else is going to rec! thank you to the @cap-ironman mods for organising the event <3
reminder to let the authors know what you enjoyed about their fic/art/formatting and have fun!
One Final Surprise by @carsonian | MCU | G
Tony accidentally calls Steve from the flip-phone after his wedding gets called off.
an incredibly emotional phone call between steve and tony <3
ctrl-alt-deceit by @soliloquent-stark | MCU | T
“Tony, I’ve completed the background check on Steven Rogers, and there’s something big you need to know. Like, massive security-threat level big. I’m sorry, sugar. He’s bad news.” —⎊— or: A corporate espionage story told solely through excerpts from CEO Tony Stark’s inbox. Featuring romantic pining, delightful office lunches, sarcastic super-geniuses, intense investigations, revolutionary nanotechnology research, unhinged arch-nemeses, haunting ghosts from the past, and an endearing emoji overload by a witty Peter Parker. 💌
a whole universe built just from emails, this one is so fun to read and i'm always surprised just how much context fits into emails!
no happy endings by @mserm | 616 | E | MCD
AI Tony's greatest fear is that he'll be replaced by flesh-and-blood Tony. What will he do to stop it? That's for you to decide.
the saddest choose your own adventure that i have encountered, for extra pain i recommend trying to find every ending.
march 13-16th, 1981 by @welcomingdisaster | 616 | T
A collection of messages retrieved from Captain America's hotline between March 13th and March 16th, 1981, along with two excerpts from Steve's personal journal.
i love fics set around the hotline and this is such a fun take!
Astronaut AU series by @stitchyarts | AU | E
Pilots Steve and Tony meet for the first time and fall in love.
there's three fics in this collection — the first one a fic with art, second one an excplicit comic and the third one is a long comic with most of the story. the art is so incredibly beautiful and the story so unique and lovable <3
Keep Boredom at Bay by @kandisheek | MCU | E
One slip of the thumb means that Tony just texted a picture of his dick to Captain America instead of his casual hookup. Which is just as well because the guy hates him anyways. It's certainly the weirdest way he's ever managed to break the ice.
i just couldn't not add this masterpiece, it's THE sexting fic!!! i can't imagine the amount of work kandi put into this, it's so long and the story is quite plotty. there's actual dick pics so be careful reading this in public if you're not into letting others know what you're up to 👀
annex 11 by @soliloquent-stark | MCU | G
“This annex document, filed by SHIELD operatives under the designation SR-NR-CB-AS/000008-11, contains a verbatim transcript of a conversation between Anthony E. Stark (callsign Iron Man) and Steven G. Rogers (callsign Captain America) as recorded by Iron Man’s advanced artificial intelligence, J.A.R.V.I.S.” —⎊— or: Trapped together during a snowstorm in the middle of a mission, Steve attempts to soothe Tony’s growing anxiety, only to discover that Tony had the solution all along. 📄
stevetony through the eyes of poor maria hill who had to compile the mission report, she def ships it though
a tweet is worth 140 characters by athletiger, @bladeofthenebula27 , march_hyde, @starksnack | AU | M
From tumblr: "Ok but imagine it’s Steve on a date with a guy like this and Tony’s watching from across the coffee shop, live tweeting it!! And then Steve finds out that Tony Stark was tweeting about his terrible date and responds to the thread like “next time feel free to step in and save me!” And Tony’s like “next time you should just date me” and whoops, a twitter romance is born!" Well. It happened.
the whole fic is just tweets and the story is so funny and entertaining. the format looks so good and must've taken so much work!
Found Letters by @captainneverever | MCU | T
Selections from a pile of letters tied up in red and gold ribbon found in an office.
a collection of letters exchanged between steve and tony, this one got me teary eyed both times i read it 🥹
Deadlines by @ayapandagirl | AU | T
Steve and Tony embark on yet another adventure, but what kind? You decide, it's Mad Libs!
this one cracked me up so much, definitely get your pen and paper and try to make your own version!
One-Man Army | Scrapbook by @carsonian | MCU | G
This is a collection of graphic artwork I have done for the unmatched One-Man Army by Captain_Panda. All editing is mine but I have done my utmost to credit any external (free-for-use) art I have sourced. References to what quotes are pulled from the story are noted in the chapters' end notes. Pictures are pretty big so they may take a minute to load; sorry! Spoilers ahead; a lot of quotes from One-Man Army are used in the art.
unfortunately i still haven't gotten around to reading the fic this scrapbook is made for since it's 600k words, but carsonian has made the most beautiful scrapbook to accompany it, and i wanted to share it with everyone.
Run Program: DUM-E by Dr_Amuly | MCU | M
Taking care of Tony is a lot of work. Especially when you’ve only got one arm. And your code dates back to the 1980s.
a whole stevetony fic from the pov of DUM-E and everything he witnesses, it has all of the 2012 tower feels and the sweetest moments <3
some gems here i must say! pseudo-quoted Run Program: DUM-E at @dreverybodyilovedies wedding a few months ago 😉
i knew i was gonna be known for this damn fic forever. smdh not even my PROSE work no it's fine it'S FINE-
me, shrugging: i dont really care for med school rabbot
me, an edible later: unLESS,,, its a pern au and they were apprenticed to the masterhealer together but then there was a search and jack accidentally Impressed a brown dragon so he got whisked off to another hold and met his wife at the weyr who was a rider of a junior queen, but then of course pern has one of its plagues and they are lost to that, and without a full wing, jack and his dragon get horrifically injured by Thread fall, he manages to save his mount but they can’t fly any more, and it proves to him he’s still very good at slinging numbweed, but he needs a change of scenery and to refocus his talents and you know who’s hold is down a healer after the plague??? robby who accidentally Impressed a trio of fire lizards in the meanwhile (trin, jav, and whit) who give him non stop migraines
people complain that the great golden era of AMVs is behind us, but I just saw this tiktok fanedit for Lawrence of Arabia set to a Bleachers song that was so good that I watched it seventeen times in a row.
totally off the wall piece of shipping media, anachronistic song choice, hits like a truck, nature is healing!!
oh em GEE! it's not accurate?? can you guys wake up homer? find his corpse and ask him what he thinks? was he the first writer of the odyssey? or was he the first person to write it down? did he exist? lets wake up the first ever bard to think of the odyssey! who is he? oh we dont know? that sucks. did you guys ask ovid? did you talk to hesiod? or sophocles? does mythology have one definite story? or does it evolve over time across centuries and milleniums? is there one true translation? or version? dont stories change? should nolan have stood there for 18 hours and recite it in ancient greek while you guys ate food? oh wait sorry thats not accurate. he should speak for one hour over dinner and then you guys come back for 17 straight days and listen for an hour at a time. oh wait sorry that wrong too. he hasnt mastered speaking classical greek. oh wait no one speaks that anymore, no one alive does. let's wake up and find euripedes' ghost too. and aeschylus. and apuleius! cant forget that guy. oh but wait they all lived hundreds of years apart and all told different versions of the different mythologies and added their own messaging and ideas. and they left out other parts too. according to you guys thats not allowed. god forbid. oh sorry. gods forbid.
this is CORRECT
I've been seeing people say "oh well it cut x part out for modern sensibilities" and "the moral was more of a modern moral" and like, CORRECT.
BECAUSE THAT'S HOW STORIES WORK.
WE TELL THESE STORIES TO OURSELVES FOR OURSELVES NOT FOR THE GHOSTS OF THIRTY CENTURIES-DEAD MEN
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ok another centaur of arabia