Greetings And Salutations

emy / 16 / f / one direction. 5sos. hands. undertale. ed sheeran. horror movies. x-files. twin peaks. star trek.

[colmdown]

you ever think to urself and realize u need an agent cooper to have breakfast with

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I’m going to sign john green’s email up for hundreds of porn sites 

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why would you do this???

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because im a 14 year old with a blog and hes one of the richest authors in the united states of america and literally nothing matters literally nothing matters literally NOTHING matters

[colmdown]

man I'm in way too deep now this is stupid I hate my life

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I just wish bobby loved her like he used to

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I'm currently sobbing and I don't know how to stop

[colmdown]

aw man I forgot about andy, how did I forget about andy??

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after reading the secret diary of laura palmer and getting way too into it and getting completely fucked over by it tbh, I'm gonna rewatch twin peaks and cry for awhile

[splashyharry]

suits suits suits

[colmdown]

"im gonna get tan when im older!!11!!!1!1!1!"

[colmdown]

The five types of writers block

Inspirationless: where you have the motivation but just can't think of anything good to write.

Motivation Deprived: you have the idea, but just, don't really wanna.

Pooped: Basically you have no ideas and don't really feel like writing anyways.

Procrastination: Where you are SO PUMPED TO GET THIS THING DONE!! But, there's that other thing, and, your show is on, and, you'll just do it tomorrow.

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What the ever living fuck

[rockhardgeologist]

[lonesome-cowpoke]

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY?!?!? ???

[colmdown]

my brother and I trying to figure out how to work surgeon sim

J.D: hOW

me: try like turning the hand

J.D: wHat is GOING oN

me: ooh the guy kind of has nice hands

J.D: would you shut the fuck up what is wrong with you it's not even a real person

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*while watching a documentary about acting*

person: you never know if your character is going to die or not so when you get your script the first thing you do is flip to the back and see if you're still talking

me: well if ur on supernatural u wouldn't have that problem bc everyone fUckINg comes bAck to LIfE

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friend: what’s ur type? me: oh that’s a difficult question to answer me: uh me: wow me: … friend: what are you thinking about?? me: HUH??! nothing me:

[colmdown]

THIS WAS IN MY DRAFTS????? i don't even know

[colmdown]

friend: what’s ur type? me: oh that’s a difficult question to answer me: uh me: wow me: … friend: what are you thinking about?? me: HUH??! nothing me:

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one direction: we're on fire we're on fire now

one direction: i said you're on fire babe then down came the lightning on me

one direction: diana, let me be the one to light a fire inside those eyes

one direction: it's been so long, maybe you are fireproof

one direction: i would carry you over fire and water for your love

one direction: i've got fire for a heart

one direction: your fire is burning deep in my soul, my soul, my soul

one direction: if this room was burning, i wouldn't even notice

me: are you guys fucking alright, or???