Weapon, Monster, Human.

Hello there, I'm Colonel Roy Mustang, but you may know me as the infamous Flame Alchemist. One day, I will be the Fuhrer of Amestris, and that day is not too far away. If you need anything, you have but to ask. I will do all I can for you, especially if you're a lady. (Independent Roy Mustang roleplay blog! I will RP with anyone and everyone. Send me asks and Magic Anons if you feel inclined to do so, I will respond to any. None of the images on this blog belong to me unless stated otherwise.) Magic Anon Status: None [ACCEPTING] body, a:hover {cursor: url(http://cur.cursors-4u.net/cursors/cur-1/cur3.ani), url(http://cur.cursors-4u.net/cursors/cur-1/cur3.png), progress !important;}

[lieutenant-rizahawkeye]

"Would you rather be named a slut, or a jealous palm tree?"

"Or, I suppose we could just call them both toads.."

[colonelflameasshole-blog]

"If it were up to me, they would both be called pieces of charcoal, because that’s what I made out of both of them."

[lieutenant-rizahawkeye]

"Ashes to ashes, Lust to Lust."

[colonelflameasshole-blog]

"Skin to bone, sucks for Lust."

[lieutenant-rizahawkeye]

"Would you rather be named a slut, or a jealous palm tree?"

"Or, I suppose we could just call them both toads.."

[clawsoflust]

"Let’s play a game called let’s slit the Hawk’s throat and see how long it takes to bleed to death."

[lieutenant-rizahawkeye]

"No, I’ve already played that game and grown tired of it. How about we play, let’s have a get-together with Lust and the Colonel for a home-made bonfire!"

[colonelflameasshole-blog]

*sound of approval*

[lieutenant-rizahawkeye]

"Would you rather be named a slut, or a jealous palm tree?"

"Or, I suppose we could just call them both toads.."

[clawsoflust]

"Let’s play a game called let’s slit the Hawk’s throat and see how long it takes to bleed to death."

[colonelflameasshole-blog]

*sound of disapproval*

[lieutenant-rizahawkeye]

"Would you rather be named a slut, or a jealous palm tree?"

"Or, I suppose we could just call them both toads.."

[colonelflameasshole-blog]

"If it were up to me, they would both be called pieces of charcoal, because that's what I made out of both of them."

[colonelflameasshole-blog]

"That's so much worse than sharing a name with a breed of a horse. But hey, at least it describes you perfectly."

[idesireyourass-deactivated20131]

“LUST MISPELLED SPELLS ‘SLUT’, PASS IT ON."

[lieutenant-rizahawkeye]

“Lust misspelled is Monica, pass it on."

[dienordwand-blog]

[Snickers] “M o n i c a."

[idesireyourass-deactivated20131]

"Monica the slut."

[clawsoflust]

[growls]

[colonelflameasshole-blog]

*laughs at you from the distance*

[fullmental]

[colonelflameasshole-blog]

((ok so my dash is deader than dead so I will go now...maybe I'll be back on later))

((Bye~))

[colonelflameasshole-blog]

"You're mine. Don't even /try/ to deny it."

"Interesting thing to say to a married man out in the open. I suppose I shouldn’t deny it to my wife, either."

[sure-shot-rizas-deactivated2015]

Closed* Married* colonelflameasshole

[sure-shot-rizas-deactivated2015]

"I suppose it will save water that way dear. Dinner can always wait till later. Besides, its just beef stew, it needs more time on the stove top."

A smirk tugged at the corner of her lips

[colonelflameasshole-blog]

"That's very good to hear, sweetheart. It's usually quite hard for me to ask you for something like this..."

"Dare I say I very much enjoy the circumstance."

[askgame]

See how my character reacts if yours says 'you are mine.'

[hawkeyedriza]

Your precious woman is about to die.

[empathicmimicry]

Send me a ✆ to know your name/ringtone/picture in my character’s mobile.

[kushinadattebane]

SEND ME '' ❣ '' IF YOU STALK MY BLOG

[sersa]

[enchantingly-haunted-deactivate]

Sheesh

The last one..

This is fucking sick.

if you still think rape is funny here let me just slit your throat open for you

oh my god

The bolded

the last one made me cry.

fucking disgusting

schools should start teaching people that rape is wrong instead of useless things like finding the area of a kite. this post is disgusting. it’s disgusting people like rapists who make me hate the human race. people should say how bad all this is instead of covering it up or saying the people are lying.

[sure-shot-rizas-deactivated2015]

Closed* Married* colonelflameasshole

"Welcome home dear the shower is all nice and hot for you.. I will finish making dinner."

[colonelflameasshole-blog]

"You're taking this whole thing quite seriously, darling. But alright, if you insist...though I imagine the shower would feel quite empty with only one person occupying it."

[dienordwand-blog]

"There is such thing as Xingese spies too, Colonel."

[colonelflameasshole-blog]

"Well it's a good thing I was born here, 'fraid I wouldn't make it to Colonel if I wasn't. Besides, Ishvalan soldiers are far more suspicious than Xingnese ones."