dramatically accurate

Resident Smut Authority for “The English” fandom on AO3. I have a badge and everything.

[my-dailydreams]

[my-dailydreams]

[dailycatsblog]

[specialagentartemis]

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean

[catchymemes]

[dailycatsblog]

[alphacrone]

writers and artists everywhere all the time

[probablybadrpgideas]

Warlock who actually sold their soul to Asmodeous to resolve their game group's scheduling issues, and the whole eldritch blast stuff was more a helpful side effect

[depsidase]

[redstonedust]

learning languages is fun because in some areas youll be like "oh wow theres one word for this thing thats covered by 20 different words in english? thats so easy and convinient!" and then in other areas you'll be like "what the fuck do you mean you use different numbers depending on what kind of object youre counting. im going to kill myself."

[dailycatsblog]

[mevil]

[sociallyunacceptableart4]

This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies

[mando-lore]

Assignment misunderstood. I have now built a city.

[mando-lore]

[mando-lore]

Give it a day

[alexaloraetheris]

[sergeifyodorov]

I don't read as much fic as I used to but one "tell" for non Canadians writing us, besides the etransfer, is the units you use to describe us measuring something. I hate to tell you this but The Chart is real and it's completely subconscious. Please abide

[demotu-writes]

ETA the chart (or at least a version of it):

ETA2: we do use inches/miles in poetic ways ("he was lost in thought/miles away" or "his lips were a bare inch away").

Also, the length of a dick is in inches for SURE.

[sergeifyodorov]

Yep! Also "related to work" is a little vague here -- the sciences do use metric.

[fruitviking]

Werewolf clichés, or lycantropes

[catchymemes]

[caterpilleee]

I know why you drew him. Because he is beautiful.

[frenzy5150]

Borb

[maryoliveoil]

Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.