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This being human is a guest house Every morning a new arrival A joy, a depression, a meanness Some momentary awareness comes As an unexpected visitor

indie. selective. multimuse. written by Geniz

#self promo #[ this loco has moved to that multimuse blog ysyk ♥ ]

bloodthirstybirdbabe

*Needless Deep Breathing* “…Who invited the buzzard?”

comecaras-blog

"I don't need an invitation, baby."

#bloodthirstybirdbabe #( crack )

It’s the EFC Original Recipe; finger-licking good!

COOK THEM ALL and bring them to meeee!

( @honkxhonk & @bloodthirstybirdbabe )

#( dash commentary )#crack

bloodthirstybirdbabe

“How ‘bout a Flamingo Filet?”

comecaras-blog

“I know you wanna piece of me, but that's ridiculous. How about Kisses and ice cream?”

#bloodthirstybirdbabe #[ kira all he wants is ice cream really no one ever invites him anywhere! ]

red-hemlock replied to your post:"Threatening to eat a lady's kids won't make her...

“Well. Obviously you didn’t watch CLOSE enough! You didn’t even hit her with the ‘sexy wink’, that’s just poor form all around, dear.”

“Sexy wink? ----And then she’ll take me out for ice cream? I might try that. Do you think she likes bloody smiles too?”

#redhemlock #[ hahahaha XD ]

imnotsickimfree-archive-blog

❝ Better be scared, better be afraid; now that the beast is out of her cage. ❞

#( promo )#[ look at this precious look at this beauty loooook at heeeer and bow before her ]

"Threatening to eat a lady's kids won't make her like you, Flamingo-Butt. Where did you get your seduction advice, wikiHow?" >B[

“This fate would have been avoided had they invited me for ice cream. —And no, I get my advice from watching you.”

#redhemlock #[ RIVER GO LOOK AT WIKIHOW CATS & stop pestering meh! ]

bloodthirstybirdbabe

“Eduardo Flamingo, that is not funny. You stay away from them.”

comecaras-blog

“I'm gonna start with tarte flambée ( @igniticn ) as an entrée, then I'll have a roasted little Fox ( @thefoxxsden ), yuuum! And, for dessert, Ginger Cupcake ( @dysfunctionalisms )!”

#bloodthirstybirdbabe #[ bwahaha! sowwy X3 ]

@bloodthirstybirdbabe

“Belleza, I see you've got kids now. I've always wanted a child... -------- on toast!”

#bloodthirstybirdbabe #[ I had to uvu ]

HELLO darling ovo

Send me a HELLO and i’ll answer…

If we kissed:

[] This wouldn’t happen.

[] Oh disgusting.

[] Again, again.

[X] Kiss you back

[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.

[] Slap/push you away.

[] Be confused.

[X] Stick my tongue down your gullet

If you asked me out I’d say:

[] Um no.

[] I’m taken-

[X] Sure. What’s for dinner?

[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[] No.

[] Ew.

[X] Sure.

[] YES.

Sex?:

[X] Let’s do it.

[] No. You can’t handle my d.

[] FUCK YES.

[] No.

[X] You’re not into sexual cannibalism, right?

Should you reblog this?:

[X] Yes. I want to send you one.

[] Yes.

[] No.

#( answered )#[ hello! ]#bloodthirstybirdbabe

-Drops a HELLO here. 'Accidentally'.-

Send me a HELLO and i’ll answer…

If we kissed:

[X] This wouldn’t happen.

[] Oh disgusting.

[] Again, again.

[] Kiss you back.

[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.

[X] You’d slap/push me away.

[] Be confused.

If you asked me out I’d say:

[] Um no.

[] I’m taken-

[] Sure.

[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

[X] Murder party? YES!!

Can we cuddle?:

[] No.

[X] Ew… but can I sniff your hair?

[] Sure.

Sex?:

[] Let’s do it.

[] No. You can’t handle my d.

[] FUCK YES.

[X] No, but can I lick your face?

Should you reblog this?:

[X] Yes. I want to send you one.

[] Yes.

[] No.

#redhemlock #( answered )

HELLO !!

Send me a HELLO and i’ll answer…

If we kissed:

[] This wouldn’t happen.

[] Oh disgusting.

[] Again, again.

[X] Kiss you back.

[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.

[] Slap/Push you away.

[] Be confused.

[X] Bite your lips.

[X] Laugh maniacally.

If you asked me out I’d say:

[] Um no.

[] I’m taken-

[X] Sure.

[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[] No.

[] Ew.

[] Sure.

[X] As long as I can munch on your neck while we do it, YES.

Sex?:

[] Let’s do it.

[] No. You can’t handle my d.

[] FUCK YES.

[] No.

[X] I love eating out.

Should you reblog this?:

[X] Yes. I want to send you one.

[] Yes.

[] No.

#[ I...eh... hmm... *clears throat* ]#imnotsickimfree #( answered )

rpaskboxmemes-deactivated202004

Send me a HELLO and i'll answer...

If we kissed:

[] This wouldn’t happen.

[] Oh disgusting.

[] Again, again.

[] Kiss you back.

[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.

[] Slap/Push you away.

[] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

[] Um no.

[] I’m taken-

[] Sure.

[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[] No.

[] Ew.

[] Sure.

[] YES.

Sex?:

[] Let’s do it.

[] No. You can’t handle my d.

[] FUCK YES.

[] No.

Should you reblog this?:

[] Yes. I want to send you one.

[] Yes.

[] No.

#( memes )#[ let's have the pink nuisance bring some chaos!! XD ]

comegente-archive

he does as he’s told, not before pouring a little bit more to his almost finished taco de lengua.

‘ this is the first time i try it cooked. gotta get me a stove for home. ’

comecaras-blog

'gracias,' he said grabbing the bottle and dousing his food with it.

'or you could drop by anytime, amigocho. i don't mind having people over for dinner. ' he let out a succession of chuckles at his own joke, almost chocking on his food. 'you know what i mean.'

#comegente #( t. prickly pear )

sxbzero-blog

@comecaras

“So, you’re the notorious cannibal everyone’s talking about? I gather that’s supposed to frighten me - though, as we speak, your body is most likely laced with the Kuru disease. An unfortunate side-effect to your edgy fetish.”

comecaras-blog

"Kuru's like el Chupacabra, Doc. Just a made-up disease to keep people from eating each other." There was a devilish grin on his face as he spoke, then he suddenly stopped speaking and snapped his teeth with a forward motion as if threatening to bite the man.

#sxbzero #( t. popsicles )