Gojo Satoru ☄️ @comet-gojo - Tumblr Blog

what does your hair smells like

Like vanilla, my dear. My favorite brand of leave-in conditioner carries a vanilla fragrance.

It smells like a snack, just like the rest of him. ;)

Ignore him. I’m afraid Satoru can be a tease.

He’s smart enough to realize he should not flirt with me in public. My reputation as a traitor to sorcerer society would tarnish his by association. Right. Satoru?

What are you talking about? I'm Gojo Satoru. There's nothing they can do to me.

I’m aware, Satoru. Better than anyone else…

You are the strongest, and yet, I almost lost you that day, Satoru.

What about all those years where I did lose you?

That’s— that is a different type of loss.

It's still a loss. I grieved you, Sugaru.

what does your hair smells like

Like vanilla, my dear. My favorite brand of leave-in conditioner carries a vanilla fragrance.

It smells like a snack, just like the rest of him. ;)

Ignore him. I’m afraid Satoru can be a tease.

He’s smart enough to realize he should not flirt with me in public. My reputation as a traitor to sorcerer society would tarnish his by association. Right. Satoru?

What are you talking about? I'm Gojo Satoru. There's nothing they can do to me.

I’m aware, Satoru. Better than anyone else…

You are the strongest, and yet, I almost lost you that day, Satoru.

What about all those years where I did lose you?

That’s— that is a different type of loss.

It's still a loss. I grieved you, Sugaru.

With you being the honoured one and all, what was your childhood like?

Boring, really.

I got away with anything. I was treated like a prince. No one would dare treat me like a normal kid.

I spent more time training than I did playing.

Naoya you CLEARLY mentioned u hate your olders brothers; when you do interact with them how is it like? Also what kind of mean pranks did they do when u were little lolll

I avoid contact with my older brothers as much as physically possible. In our younger years, my brothers would push the blame for our mother’s death on me, whenever the occasion arose. A pathetic claim… it is not my fault she failed giving birth to me! She was weak…

*Ahem*—I would always remind them my technique guaranteed my role as father’s successor, or point out the flaws in their stances during training. How they should focus on improving their sorcery skills over slacking off, to gain father’s favor. …I was every thing they should have been to me.

Instead, those useless idiots did the following:

They mix pink dye into my shampoo on multiple occasions.

Changed out all of my kimonos and left me with mother’s old, pink yukata before an important clan meeting.

Forged an arranged marriage contract between myself and Ogi’s failures for me to find.

Locked a cursed spirit in my room to ambush me.

Mix wasabi into my matcha tea.

Convinced Satoru-kun my name was “Naoka,” and as such the whole gathering referred to me as a girl, because no one is allowed to correct Satoru Gojo.

I'm fairly certain he knew your name was actually Naoya. He just has very little respect for you.

It's true.

I knew your name was Naoya the whole time.

I just thought it was funny.

Are you kidding me?

My whole clan called me, “Naoka” that day because of you! I still remember the shame in my father’s eyes as he addressed me as “Naoka, his daughter.” Do you know how long I’ve had to suffer through that ridiculous name growing up?! My brothers and their friends made sure no one forgot.

You assume I care.

No, I suppose you don’t. How selfish of me.

Perhaps, I should bring something, or rather someone into the equation. Your pathetic ball-sucking boytoy… it would be a shame, if I just… I don’t know, have the Hei focus all their efforts into his execution?

Oh Naoka. You are truly adorable. You think you can take out the second strongest?

Think? I know. Suguru Geto is not the second strongest, not by a long shot. That title belongs to me!

nezumi-pi

"I can think of least 3 people above you on the ranking if i'm being generous"

Did I ask for you option? This is fact, I am the second strongest!

No, you're the self-proclaimed fastest.

Can I not be both? I am the rightful Zenin heir for a reason. But, I’m touched you finally acknowledged me as the fastest.

infinity-77

ladies ladies you're both beautiful. Can you two shut up and make out already, this is exhausting to watch.

@24-frames-of-swag-per-second

@comet-gojo

I'm not interested in Naoka that way.

I already said I'm a woman for one man and it ain't him.

what does your hair smells like

Like vanilla, my dear. My favorite brand of leave-in conditioner carries a vanilla fragrance.

It smells like a snack, just like the rest of him. ;)

Ignore him. I’m afraid Satoru can be a tease.

He’s smart enough to realize he should not flirt with me in public. My reputation as a traitor to sorcerer society would tarnish his by association. Right. Satoru?

What are you talking about? I'm Gojo Satoru. There's nothing they can do to me.

I’m aware, Satoru. Better than anyone else…

You are the strongest, and yet, I almost lost you that day, Satoru.

What about all those years where I did lose you?

what does your hair smells like

Like vanilla, my dear. My favorite brand of leave-in conditioner carries a vanilla fragrance.

It smells like a snack, just like the rest of him. ;)

Ignore him. I’m afraid Satoru can be a tease.

He’s smart enough to realize he should not flirt with me in public. My reputation as a traitor to sorcerer society would tarnish his by association. Right. Satoru?

What are you talking about? I'm Gojo Satoru. There's nothing they can do to me.

what does your hair smells like

Like vanilla, my dear. My favorite brand of leave-in conditioner carries a vanilla fragrance.

It smells like a snack, just like the rest of him. ;)

Naoya you CLEARLY mentioned u hate your olders brothers; when you do interact with them how is it like? Also what kind of mean pranks did they do when u were little lolll

I avoid contact with my older brothers as much as physically possible. In our younger years, my brothers would push the blame for our mother’s death on me, whenever the occasion arose. A pathetic claim… it is not my fault she failed giving birth to me! She was weak…

*Ahem*—I would always remind them my technique guaranteed my role as father’s successor, or point out the flaws in their stances during training. How they should focus on improving their sorcery skills over slacking off, to gain father’s favor. …I was every thing they should have been to me.

Instead, those useless idiots did the following:

They mix pink dye into my shampoo on multiple occasions.

Changed out all of my kimonos and left me with mother’s old, pink yukata before an important clan meeting.

Forged an arranged marriage contract between myself and Ogi’s failures for me to find.

Locked a cursed spirit in my room to ambush me.

Mix wasabi into my matcha tea.

Convinced Satoru-kun my name was “Naoka,” and as such the whole gathering referred to me as a girl, because no one is allowed to correct Satoru Gojo.

I'm fairly certain he knew your name was actually Naoya. He just has very little respect for you.

It's true.

I knew your name was Naoya the whole time.

I just thought it was funny.

Are you kidding me?

My whole clan called me, “Naoka” that day because of you! I still remember the shame in my father’s eyes as he addressed me as “Naoka, his daughter.” Do you know how long I’ve had to suffer through that ridiculous name growing up?! My brothers and their friends made sure no one forgot.

You assume I care.

No, I suppose you don’t. How selfish of me.

Perhaps, I should bring something, or rather someone into the equation. Your pathetic ball-sucking boytoy… it would be a shame, if I just… I don’t know, have the Hei focus all their efforts into his execution?

Oh Naoka. You are truly adorable. You think you can take out the second strongest?

Think? I know. Suguru Geto is not the second strongest, not by a long shot. That title belongs to me!

nezumi-pi

"I can think of least 3 people above you on the ranking if i'm being generous"

Did I ask for you option? This is fact, I am the second strongest!

No, you're the self-proclaimed fastest.

Can I not be both? I am the rightful Zenin heir for a reason. But, I’m touched you finally acknowledged me as the fastest.

I said you were the self proclaimed fastest.

Naoya you CLEARLY mentioned u hate your olders brothers; when you do interact with them how is it like? Also what kind of mean pranks did they do when u were little lolll

I avoid contact with my older brothers as much as physically possible. In our younger years, my brothers would push the blame for our mother’s death on me, whenever the occasion arose. A pathetic claim… it is not my fault she failed giving birth to me! She was weak…

*Ahem*—I would always remind them my technique guaranteed my role as father’s successor, or point out the flaws in their stances during training. How they should focus on improving their sorcery skills over slacking off, to gain father’s favor. …I was every thing they should have been to me.

Instead, those useless idiots did the following:

They mix pink dye into my shampoo on multiple occasions.

Changed out all of my kimonos and left me with mother’s old, pink yukata before an important clan meeting.

Forged an arranged marriage contract between myself and Ogi’s failures for me to find.

Locked a cursed spirit in my room to ambush me.

Mix wasabi into my matcha tea.

Convinced Satoru-kun my name was “Naoka,” and as such the whole gathering referred to me as a girl, because no one is allowed to correct Satoru Gojo.

I'm fairly certain he knew your name was actually Naoya. He just has very little respect for you.

It's true.

I knew your name was Naoya the whole time.

I just thought it was funny.

Are you kidding me?

My whole clan called me, “Naoka” that day because of you! I still remember the shame in my father’s eyes as he addressed me as “Naoka, his daughter.” Do you know how long I’ve had to suffer through that ridiculous name growing up?! My brothers and their friends made sure no one forgot.

You assume I care.

No, I suppose you don’t. How selfish of me.

Perhaps, I should bring something, or rather someone into the equation. Your pathetic ball-sucking boytoy… it would be a shame, if I just… I don’t know, have the Hei focus all their efforts into his execution?

Oh Naoka. You are truly adorable. You think you can take out the second strongest?

Think? I know. Suguru Geto is not the second strongest, not by a long shot. That title belongs to me!

nezumi-pi

"I can think of least 3 people above you on the ranking if i'm being generous"

Did I ask for you option? This is fact, I am the second strongest!

No, you're the self-proclaimed fastest.

Naoya you CLEARLY mentioned u hate your olders brothers; when you do interact with them how is it like? Also what kind of mean pranks did they do when u were little lolll

I avoid contact with my older brothers as much as physically possible. In our younger years, my brothers would push the blame for our mother’s death on me, whenever the occasion arose. A pathetic claim… it is not my fault she failed giving birth to me! She was weak…

*Ahem*—I would always remind them my technique guaranteed my role as father’s successor, or point out the flaws in their stances during training. How they should focus on improving their sorcery skills over slacking off, to gain father’s favor. …I was every thing they should have been to me.

Instead, those useless idiots did the following:

They mix pink dye into my shampoo on multiple occasions.

Changed out all of my kimonos and left me with mother’s old, pink yukata before an important clan meeting.

Forged an arranged marriage contract between myself and Ogi’s failures for me to find.

Locked a cursed spirit in my room to ambush me.

Mix wasabi into my matcha tea.

Convinced Satoru-kun my name was “Naoka,” and as such the whole gathering referred to me as a girl, because no one is allowed to correct Satoru Gojo.

I'm fairly certain he knew your name was actually Naoya. He just has very little respect for you.

It's true.

I knew your name was Naoya the whole time.

I just thought it was funny.

Are you kidding me?

My whole clan called me, “Naoka” that day because of you! I still remember the shame in my father’s eyes as he addressed me as “Naoka, his daughter.” Do you know how long I’ve had to suffer through that ridiculous name growing up?! My brothers and their friends made sure no one forgot.

You assume I care.

No, I suppose you don’t. How selfish of me.

Perhaps, I should bring something, or rather someone into the equation. Your pathetic ball-sucking boytoy… it would be a shame, if I just… I don’t know, have the Hei focus all their efforts into his execution?

Oh Naoka. You are truly adorable. You think you can take out the second strongest?

Think? I know. Suguru Geto is not the second strongest, not by a long shot. That title belongs to me!

Keep telling yourself that, Naoka.

Naoya you CLEARLY mentioned u hate your olders brothers; when you do interact with them how is it like? Also what kind of mean pranks did they do when u were little lolll

I avoid contact with my older brothers as much as physically possible. In our younger years, my brothers would push the blame for our mother’s death on me, whenever the occasion arose. A pathetic claim… it is not my fault she failed giving birth to me! She was weak…

*Ahem*—I would always remind them my technique guaranteed my role as father’s successor, or point out the flaws in their stances during training. How they should focus on improving their sorcery skills over slacking off, to gain father’s favor. …I was every thing they should have been to me.

Instead, those useless idiots did the following:

They mix pink dye into my shampoo on multiple occasions.

Changed out all of my kimonos and left me with mother’s old, pink yukata before an important clan meeting.

Forged an arranged marriage contract between myself and Ogi’s failures for me to find.

Locked a cursed spirit in my room to ambush me.

Mix wasabi into my matcha tea.

Convinced Satoru-kun my name was “Naoka,” and as such the whole gathering referred to me as a girl, because no one is allowed to correct Satoru Gojo.

I'm fairly certain he knew your name was actually Naoya. He just has very little respect for you.

It's true.

I knew your name was Naoya the whole time.

I just thought it was funny.

Are you kidding me?

My whole clan called me, “Naoka” that day because of you! I still remember the shame in my father’s eyes as he addressed me as “Naoka, his daughter.” Do you know how long I’ve had to suffer through that ridiculous name growing up?! My brothers and their friends made sure no one forgot.

You assume I care.

No, I suppose you don’t. How selfish of me.

Perhaps, I should bring something, or rather someone into the equation. Your pathetic ball-sucking boytoy… it would be a shame, if I just… I don’t know, have the Hei focus all their efforts into his execution?

Oh Naoka. You are truly adorable. You think you can take out the second strongest?

Naoya you CLEARLY mentioned u hate your olders brothers; when you do interact with them how is it like? Also what kind of mean pranks did they do when u were little lolll

I avoid contact with my older brothers as much as physically possible. In our younger years, my brothers would push the blame for our mother’s death on me, whenever the occasion arose. A pathetic claim… it is not my fault she failed giving birth to me! She was weak…

*Ahem*—I would always remind them my technique guaranteed my role as father’s successor, or point out the flaws in their stances during training. How they should focus on improving their sorcery skills over slacking off, to gain father’s favor. …I was every thing they should have been to me.

Instead, those useless idiots did the following:

They mix pink dye into my shampoo on multiple occasions.

Changed out all of my kimonos and left me with mother’s old, pink yukata before an important clan meeting.

Forged an arranged marriage contract between myself and Ogi’s failures for me to find.

Locked a cursed spirit in my room to ambush me.

Mix wasabi into my matcha tea.

Convinced Satoru-kun my name was “Naoka,” and as such the whole gathering referred to me as a girl, because no one is allowed to correct Satoru Gojo.

I'm fairly certain he knew your name was actually Naoya. He just has very little respect for you.

It's true.

I knew your name was Naoya the whole time.

I just thought it was funny.

Are you kidding me?

My whole clan called me, “Naoka” that day because of you! I still remember the shame in my father’s eyes as he addressed me as “Naoka, his daughter.” Do you know how long I’ve had to suffer through that ridiculous name growing up?! My brothers and their friends made sure no one forgot.

You assume I care.

Naoya you CLEARLY mentioned u hate your olders brothers; when you do interact with them how is it like? Also what kind of mean pranks did they do when u were little lolll

I avoid contact with my older brothers as much as physically possible. In our younger years, my brothers would push the blame for our mother’s death on me, whenever the occasion arose. A pathetic claim… it is not my fault she failed giving birth to me! She was weak…

*Ahem*—I would always remind them my technique guaranteed my role as father’s successor, or point out the flaws in their stances during training. How they should focus on improving their sorcery skills over slacking off, to gain father’s favor. …I was every thing they should have been to me.

Instead, those useless idiots did the following:

They mix pink dye into my shampoo on multiple occasions.

Changed out all of my kimonos and left me with mother’s old, pink yukata before an important clan meeting.

Forged an arranged marriage contract between myself and Ogi’s failures for me to find.

Locked a cursed spirit in my room to ambush me.

Mix wasabi into my matcha tea.

Convinced Satoru-kun my name was “Naoka,” and as such the whole gathering referred to me as a girl, because no one is allowed to correct Satoru Gojo.

I'm fairly certain he knew your name was actually Naoya. He just has very little respect for you.

It's true.

I knew your name was Naoya the whole time.

I just thought it was funny.

May I present...

The Satoru Gojo GFX, for you my good sir.

I love it! You're incredibly talented! This is going on the fridge in the teacher's lounge!

ATTENTION ALL JUJUTSU SORCERERS AND CURSED SPIRITS!!!!

Naoya Zen'in has admitted that he does not know how to tie his own shoes.

0mgojo

Snrk- BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Naoya, the guy who thinks he's a match for me??? He can't even tie his own shoes??? OH this is perfect!!

@24-frames-of-swag-per-second

Why learn? When I have a perfectly good servant that can do it for me? Surely, you do the same, Satoru-kun.

0mgojo

Actually, I just use Blue most of the time. It's still me, though.

It’s not. That’s the same as using a servant. Tsk.

He still knows how to do it.

So you’re saying Satoru’s a woman then? Ha, that’s great!

I'm only a woman for one person and you ain't him.

ATTENTION ALL JUJUTSU SORCERERS AND CURSED SPIRITS!!!!

Naoya Zen'in has admitted that he does not know how to tie his own shoes.

0mgojo

Snrk- BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Naoya, the guy who thinks he's a match for me??? He can't even tie his own shoes??? OH this is perfect!!

@24-frames-of-swag-per-second

Why learn? When I have a perfectly good servant that can do it for me? Surely, you do the same, Satoru-kun.