Aw Geez

[meowersnow]

Peachy

[slimetony]

Drunk dialing my attorney and asking if she woild hate me if i got sued by everyone on earth

[zangief]

‪My grandma trying to be my friend and sent me a text saying “you going to comic con? The guy from games is going to be there.”‬

[zangief]

[beardedmrbean]

[harlequinhatter]

HE'S OUT OF THE BOX. I REPEAT HE'S OUT OF THE BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!

[plumstreet]

when you have plans in the morning you can still live an eventful & fulfilling life afterwards but when you've got plans in the afternoon? well that's your whole day

[badjokesbyjeff]

Me: The earth isn’t flat!

fiat earther: correct

me: huh?

fiat earther: it’s the shape of an Italian car

me: what?

fiat earther: you read my name wrong didn’t you?

[captainlordauditor]

Jeff, c’mon, we’ve been over this

[afloweroutofstone]

Waking around DC with my Tumblr-branded t-shirt and hat and multiple men in formal business suits have stopped me to compliment my shoelaces. One even sucked my dick

[hooved]

we need tumblr vr so i can walk into someone’s blog like it’s their house and pick up their posts and shatter them like vases

[toastbutteregg]

does anyone else do this?

[toastbutteregg]

[yasfera2-deactivated20220905]

[beardedmrbean]

[leolaroot]

[the-last-kenobi]

too many people prayed for the world to NOT end in 2012 and god panicked and started pulling out rough drafts. bonus years. side quests and horror stories. he dug up his flop era and started posting it for all to see. you fangirled too hard and now earth is running ten seasons past a perfectly written ending using unlikeable background characters and resurrecting terrible plot lines. congratulations you’ve supernatural’d the earth.

[c-u-r-s-e-d-i-m-a-g-e-s]

[catsdelightful-deactivated20240]

this is a boss fight but i don't know which one the boss is

[guerrillatech]

[hungwy]

Worst part of living with animals is the night time sloppy licking cleaning noises I'm sorry but I cannot sleep . Please fhcking stop please please olease

[icariancarrrion]