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Waiting for the raffle contest so a lucky follower can clean off that glue

Raffle contest?! Guess a number between 1-100. ✌️😂

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I’ve been eating glue for a very long time…

I fkin knew it bestie

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What is that on your hand?

Super glue, wanna taste?

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How ya doing bestie? How's the recovery going?

Recovery has been slow but okay :)

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You're not a letdown of any kind bestie. I've had to learn the hard way of being able to just be friends and that my friendship with her was something I didn't want to lose or ruin.

People think I’m a letdown because they see me how they want to see me, they don’t wanna see me as my own person with a life outside of this app.

My relationship with my friend has been 22 years strong, and I don’t want to lose that. Our parents are best friends, we grew up together, he was my neighbour as a young kid. We’ve gone through big life things side by side supporting eachother. I guess he acted on feelings and desire, I don’t know. It was funny until it got serious in the moment and I had to say stop because boundaries would have been crossed that I don’t want to cross at this time in my life. I respect him a lot as a person. I also respect myself enough to know it would have made me feel guilt afterwards. (I don’t feel guilt or regret on what did happen though, it was fun and he is a great kisser. Also the size difference was really shocking in that moment)

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Hope you at least had fun

It was funny and he kissed me, but I didn’t want to cross lines, and I couldn’t have anyways :)

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I agree you have let us down since you haven't found a way to date us all at the same time 😞

Well, I don’t date tbh. & I made clear boundaries with my friend, nothing is going to happen 🤷🏻‍♀️ I don’t wanna ruin my friendship over something that was unexpected, he’s respecting my boundaries :)

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You really are a let down of a human being.

Dad?? Is that you??? 😂💀

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You definitely have to spill the beans to me bestie!

Bestie, I am still processing the last 12hrs 💀

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Sounds like story time is needed

Mm maybe 🫣

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you had sex with your best friends son?

God, no. It’s my best friend. His mom is my mom’s best friend. 😬 reread before you ask pls

Also, we did NOT have sex.

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whose son is the lucky one that gets to torture you?

It happened with my best friend of 22 years. Completely unexpected. 💀

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Hey! How are you doing?

I’m doing okay right now :) thank you!

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Your bum looks so soft😂🖤🖤🖤

Cause it is

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HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS (2000) Dir. Ron Howard

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“tumblr is free btw” maybe for you. this app has cost me everything

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Hello gorgeous I'm just coming across this News of you perhaps needing surgery.....i hope all goes well ...I'm definitely going to be keeping you in my thoughts and prayers 🙏 ❤️

Thank you! Surgery was okay. Recovery has not been great. I spent yesterday in the ER for post op complications and I’m on strict bedrest until my 4 week follow up. 😭