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Hello fellow NEETs!
I’d like to give a shoutout to a friend of mine who recently launched an NFT collection of 5000 original designs! I hope you all check it out and show him some support!
https://opensea.io/collection/crypto-cyrcles
NFTs are the premier method for us NEETs to create art, so I implore you to delve into it!
*YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN* Oh hey there wagecuck. Halfway through the week, hopefully you don't have another breakdown before your designated recreational time at the end of the week. Me? Well life isn't easy being a NEETgod, right now I'm stuck deciding what I'm going to do with all time today. Hey! Maybe you can help me choose! I've narrowed it down to a few options: - Play a round of golf (beat my country clubs record last week!) - Learn a new field of science - Write and record a new symphony - Fuck my wageslave neighbours girlfriend - Take my Ferrari for a spin - Or perhaps just chill out with a nice book This will be the closest you get to actually being free, by living through me.
NORMIES SPOTTED FIVE CLICKS WEST OF OUR LOCATION BETA SQUAD 7 REQUESTING IMMEDIATE ASSISTANCE I REPEAT BETA SQUAD 7 REQUESTING IMMEDI--####--#-#----- *signal lost*
So I was walking in the park with a fellow NEET. We had an utmost interesting discussion (if you were NEET you would understand, us NEETs like to read a lot because we have the time for it). He said: "We NEETs are truly the Nietzschean overman, oui?" I nodded in agreement: "Of course! We strive for excellence and create our own morals." He continued: "So what is a wagecuck then? A wagecuck is but a mere drone. Its purpose is simply to sustain us NEETs. We shouldn't feel sorry for them. Imagine our body it contains of millions of cells, which are to be replaced time and time again. The wagecuck is but a cell to serve the higher body that is the NEET." Really makes you think huh?
Good morning, wagecuck. Time to wake up. You got another day of work. Another day, another dollar.
Isn’t it sad that wageslaves didn’t even get a break from work to celebrate 4/20? I would’ve thought that you’d love drugs, wagie, as they give you an escape from you’re sad, labor filled life.
Me? I take drugs as they free my mind to see the world how it truly is. I can feel the creativity and calm inside of me when on drugs, and they make me feel alive. Doesn’t that sound great wagie? Oh what am I saying, a wageslave such as you has no idea what its like to really be alive!
Whelp! Time for bed, wagecuck. Be sure to take that sleeping pill so you can get plenty of rest tonight.
*YYAAAAAAWWWWNNNNNN* Oh, good morning wagie, didn't notice you there. Don't worry, I won't keep you long. Since you're always saying that wageslaves are better than NEETs, I threw together a quick video that will show you that's indeed not the case. I even kept it short, so you can watch it and not be late to earn another dollar for the boss man! Â
Why did the wageslave cross the road?
To get to work!
Bed time, wagie!
I know its only 5 in the afternoon, but you have to be up early tomorrow for another long, hard day of labor!
After all, another day, another dollar!
The weekend is right around the corner, wageslaves.
Don’t start slacking now!
Ah, the start of another week.
Hope you enjoyed your weekend, because now its time for another 5 days of monotonous, mindless labor. Don’t blame me Mr. Wageslave, it is only my duty as a NEET to help you see the error of your ways.
Anyways, back to work! Tick tock!
Tiddley-ho, wagecucks. You've made it to the weekend. Congratulations! Now don't party too hard. Your boss needs you well rested for the new week that's right around the corner. As for me, I'll be performing at the dueling piano bar for the next few nights. Hope to see you there!
Would you look at that wagie, 500 followers!
Thanks for helping me spread the holy message of NEETdom. I sincerely hope I’ve helped some of you poor wageslaves see the light.
And for those of you who are still slaving away, back to work with you!
Honestly I don’t care where I end up in life, I just don’t wanna be a NEET.
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Would you look at that @communist-capitalism!
I found a picture of you from the future! It’s you, there on the right, while I continue to live my life of luxurious comfort over on the left! Funny how wagies dream about a life a toil while us NEETs are the ones truly living life to the fullest.
Ahhh, if it isn't old little wagie Me and Shekelstein were both just talking about you , actually we were laughing at how pathetic you are wagecuck. It's funny, me and Shekelstein have formed a unlikely friendship these past days, the things we have in common is the fact that we both have people who work to give us money! Oh Shekelstein's a funny guy, he was telling me about all the time you run around in circles to please your master, Shekelstein says ''jump'' and you say ''how high?'' Am I right wagie? He told me he thinks of you as a pet who is on his leash. Well I better be off me and Shekelstein and going to the art museum, wait Mr. Shekelstein can the little wagie tag along to? Ohhh he has alot of overtime to finish does he? I see.....that's a real shame well OFF TO WORK WITH YOU WAGIE! HAHA!
Hello there, wagie! Isn't this a beautiful day in March? But I guess it's not special to you because everyday to you is work day!
The more that I think about it, the wageslaves are much like the peasants of the old world and the NEETs are the aristocrat Noblemen who rule over them, you work so hard just for the money to go in our pockets, oh wagie you really are one of a kind. Well not really since every wagecuck is a miserable generic loser!
BEEP BEEP BEEP Oh noes, is that your alarm clock? Better rise and shine wagie! Doesn't matter that the sun isn't even up yet, time waits for no man, and neither does Mr. Shekelstein. He needs you to slave away to get him those hard earned shekels. But its okay. You'll have two or three hours of free time tonight after you sit in traffic for two hours trying to get home.
And what will I be doing all this time? Well, my novel is almost finished, I believe I've told you about it before, and I'm learning three musical instruments. Basically I'm living as man was meant to live. I haven't even had to leave the house in a month. So no sitting in traffic for me.Â
Have a nice day!
