Comic Ambush?

The page for Kyle Ayers, writer and professional idiot

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First-year veterinary students were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, “In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving an animal’s body.” For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger into the butt of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth. “Go ahead and do the same thing,” he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and, sucked on it…….followed by assorted gagging, retching and spitting.

When everyone had finished wiping their faces, the Professor looked at them and said, “The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life is tough but it’s even tougher if you’re stupid.”

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Chaotic good? Lawful evil? I really can’t tell here.

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remember when someone changed the Qumran Caves in Israel’s Wikipedia to say that Dan dug them out? (because he said so jokingly in I believe Wind Waker)

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Following my first picture of the flash, here’s the concept art of the man behind the mask himself, Wally West! Rocking a Keystone Kings shirt, too! I’ve done a lot of research into Wally, and I plan on making this book one that everyone will really enjoy. As Wally fans, those moments are few and far between, I’m afraid.

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do it DC i dare u

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This is so cute

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This is the concept art for Wally West as the Flash in my upcoming series The Flash: Keystone Kid! Much more to follow, I’ve drawn a bunch of the supporting characters and villains for my Sub- DC Universe

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Intro

Hey! I just started this Tumblr, and I’ve never really been around before. No one follows me yet, so it just kind of feels like I’m talking into the void. But I’m Kyle. I like comics. I like ‘em a whole lot. I write my own stuff, and I feel like I’ll post them here. I hope everyone enjoys, and I hope everyone has a great day.