imagine an asura playing the contrabass clarinet they'd have to climb a ladder
i'm sorry @dasozelotvonnebenan but this is a typical case of "you can't just hide this in the tags"
we need this in the main body of the post.
#that is a hilarious picture#but also I am sure they would find some hilarious ways to solve that problem#And I'm not talking having a golem hold them up#I'm thinking like having two tiny asura portals at the end of an asura sized clarinet which connect to a separate piece so the length fits#Or a high density clarinet. it's just a regular contrabass clarinet that has been compressed in all three dimension including the contained#air. Players must be very careful not to disturb the containment field or the thing will spontaneously decompress and go flying through the#orchestra.#reverse time dilation device so that the clarinetist appears slowed down and thus the pitch is lowered#Why would they use a ladder when there are way more complicated solutions available#(let it be known that I know little about acoustics and basically nothing about clarinets)#(I'm just trying to be funny)























