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erwin smith | 38 | ♂ commander in the marine corps so show some respect you hipster kinder surprises.

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So I looked up anal golfing.

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38 is very old by my standards. Marines doesn’t count, weirdo. When the age of 40 comes knocking, get your funeral arrangements together. That age is a death sentence. You’ve spent four decades on this planet, it’s time to go. I know plenty about getting bloodstains out of clothing. Trust me, mon ami. It’s quit easy to handle, actually. You just keep mashing the person into the suit until they’re done screaming or kicking. You figure it out eventually.

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I've celebrated nearly 40 birthdays and served my country and this is the thanks I get. Great. At least you're realistic. I can always appreciate a more pragmatic view. Then in that case I hope your bucket list can be completed by 40. Otherwise you'll end up like me; a bottle of whisky away from regret. Know a lot about bloodstains? What, have you dealt with a lot of girls on their periods or are you generally the type to get into a lot of fights? I wonder. You don't seem like the type to start a brawl. You probably keep talking and make people wanna hit you. Hey, at least that's something you could put on a resume. That takes skill, precision and dedication. Have you considered working at chuck e. cheese's?

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retiring to bed early. need some rest.

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38. please let it be embarrassing.

38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?

Christ. Back when I was a young pup, I'd do themed costumes with my 2 best friends, Nile and Mike. I think the most embarrassing year was when we ordered our sesame street costumes online, because our local store didn't have any. I was supposed to be big bird, but turns out the costume that arrived in the mail was sesame street lingerie, not a halloween suit. My parents were cinched with funds, so it was either wear that costume or not be able to go out with my friends and trick-or-treat.

Needless to say, the candy was totally worth it.

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phxlalethe said: if i learned the lyrics i could sing them

so is that a yes then??

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Questions not usually asked

1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

5:Do you like to use post-it notes?

6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?

7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?

8:Do you have freckles?

9:Do you always smile for pictures?

10:What is your biggest pet peeve?

11:Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

14:Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?

15:Do you chew your pens and pencils?

16:How many people have you slept with this week?

17:What size is your bed?

18:What is your Song of the week?

19:Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

20:Do you still watch cartoons?

21:Whats your least favorite movie?

22:Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?

23:What do you drink with dinner?

24:What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

25:What is your favorite food?

26:What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

28:Were you ever a boy/girl scout?

29:Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?

30:When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

31:Can you change the oil on a car?

32:Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

33:Ever ran out of gas?

34:Favorite kind of sandwich?

35:Best thing to eat for breakfast?

36:What is your usual bedtime?

37:Are you lazy?

38:When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?

39:What is your Chinese astrological sign?

40:How many languages can you speak?

41:Do you have any magazine subscriptions?

42:Which are better legos or lincoln logs?

43:Are you stubborn?

44:Who is better...Leno or Letterman?

45:Ever watch soap operas?

46:Are you afraid of heights?

47:Do you sing in the car?

48:Do you sing in the shower?

49:Do you dance in the car?

50:Ever used a gun?

51:Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

52:Do you think musicals are cheesy?

53:Is Christmas stressful?

54:Ever eat a pierogi?

55:Favorite type of fruit pie?

56:Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

57:Do you believe in ghosts?

58:Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

59:Take a vitamin daily?

60:Wear slippers?

61:Wear a bath robe?

62:What do you wear to bed?

63:First concert?

64:Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

65:Nike or Adidas?

66:Cheetos Or Fritos?

67:Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

68:Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?

69:Ever take dance lessons?

70:Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

71:Can you curl your tongue?

72:Ever won a spelling bee?

73:Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

74:Own any record albums?

75:Own a record player?

76:Regularly burn incense?

77:Ever been in love?

78:Who would you like to see in concert?

79:What was the last concert you saw?

80:Hot tea or cold tea?

81:Tea or coffee?

82:Sugar or snickerdoodles?

83:Can you swim well?

84:Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

85:Are you patient?

86:DJ or band, at a wedding?

87:Ever won a contest?

88:Ever have plastic surgery?

89:Which are better black or green olives?

90:Can you knit or crochet?

91:Best room for a fireplace?

92:Do you want to get married?

93:If married, how long have you been married?

95:Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?

96:Do you have kids?

97:Do you want kids?

98:Whats your favorite color?

99:Do you miss anyone right now?

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Your time is coming soon anyhow, old man. Better sooner than later. It’s actually quite cozy laying in the blood of my victims. Kind of gross sometimes, but what’s the point in complaining.

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Is 38 considered old now? I'm not even middle-aged. Unless you mean the fact that I'm in the marines. Then yes, my death might come sooner than anticipated. If I were you, I would be wary of bloodstains. They're a hassle to get out. Speaking of messes, how do you handle shoving a human body into a suit of fluffy cuteness (read as: a suit of pure and utter horror).

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dieutaupe started following you

Your about page triggered me. Shame on you son. What's it like in Pirate Cove? Is it cozy lying in the blood of your victims?

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phxlalethe said: wow i love wine red

In that case, you sir have a great taste in music.

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Hah, thank you. I will.

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Got any specific plans for tomorrow?

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tagged by phxlalethe.

You can tell a lot about someone by the music they listen to. Hit shuffle on your iPod/iPhone/iTunes/media player and write down the first 10 songs, then pass this onto 10 people.

Fancy - Iggy Azalea

Rude - MAGIC!

100 Black Coffins - Rick Ross

The Lion's Roar - First Aid Kit

I Need a Hero - Jennifer Saunders

Bang - Armchair Cynics

Bad Things - Jace Everett

We are Golden - MIKA

Shinkuu no Diamond Crevasse - May'n

Wine Red (Brooklyn Fire Retouch) - The Hush Sound

oops my shitty music taste is showing ;///u///;

tagging: visceribusferrum, abweichen, stillfrigginhungry, freckbott, glassesarmin, hilfskraft, laileron, headupyourastronaut, and p much anybody else that wants to do this really.

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only faint accepting noises???

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did u expect a boner of steel or wh

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I'm in love with you. ):

man, do I feel bad for you.

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phxlalethe:

i found the url that fits you.

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Personal Jesus // Depeche Mode

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I wonder how many evans can disappear before it gets noticeable?