seen from United Kingdom
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from India
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from China
you know when you're out of snacks but don't need to go to the store yet so you just start eating some bullshit. like yeah gimme some noodles topped with the last crumbs from this doritos bag and mayonnaise. that's the good shit. oh don't forget to add the soapy water and the fabuloso that's the best part. and salt to taste
you know i had to do it
🐝 empath ilya rozanov and cannibal shane hollander but they still play hockey
Obviously you had to do this. You had no choice. Also thank you for understanding that Shane=Hannibal and Ilya=Will in this scenario. I will not accept any other interpretation of this AU.
Shane Hollander has always had a strict performance diet. He doesn't think there's anything wrong with that. Someone once tried to explain, "Well actually you have an eating disorder." Well... Actually... One could argue they had a point, technically. He smiled and looked them straight in the eye. "Perhaps." They only had the satisfaction of being right for two minutes before he murdered them, cut them up with the precision of a professional chef, sauteed them in a vibrant soy-ginger glaze, and ate them with a side of grilled broccolini. His nutritionist did recommend diversifying his protein sources, after all. He wonders if he'll ever be able to share this side of himself with his boyfriend. Ilya loves him. Ilya knows Shane better than anybody else on the planet. Ilya knows all his secrets—except one—and has never judged him for his deepest, darkest desires. But Shane is sure he'll lose Ilya forever if he learns the truth. Ilya might even go to the police. As much as Shane has fantasized about what Ilya tastes like, he doesn't think he can bring himself to kill him. Fortunately for Shane, Ilya already knows his boyfriend is a cannibal. And he stayed.
fake fic ask game!
Somdtimes i wanna be isekaied or transported into some sort of fictional story where i am the main character and i have an actual arc and i actually become diffrent and
I am going to rend and flay and devour and shit out my coworker all before I finish my coffee tomorrow morning
how deeply, utterly insane is it that i just had the thought "it'd be nice if everyone treated me like i was autistic"
