Douche's Hole

Some faggot that posts dumb shit and shits on whatever you might like

[commanderdouche]

I joked on how Tomomo Casual’s theme has a similar rhythm to Robotniks, but then it hit me...

[commanderdouche]

To everyone following me

I believe its time I leave, what with this site being annihilated in favor of pansies who cant handle tits and shit. I may still be around but for however long assuming i’ll get assassinated by the bot.

Twitter: Cdr_Douche FA: SuperKing Discord: CommanderD#8361 YT: Commander Douche

@mikeytin @claypuppington 

[commanderdouche]

Vee and Sargon of Applebees got exposed for have a secret second life yiff relationship. Video is Vee damage control like crazy, it’s so funny lol 

Well that explains why Youtube was showing me this, I thought it was some clickbait shit.

[commanderdouche]

Ok, if I so much as stream Fortnite im gonna rip on it just because of how ridiculous this shit is. To summarize very shortly;

>Player gets shot

>Player builds walls and stairs like fucking mad

>All fights are like this near the end when the map is too small to navigate

Basically a clusterfuck, its funny at first but you realize its kind of stupid that you question if Epic actually thought the build concept through.

[commanderdouche]

I typically get asked this whenever I stream; “Commander are you a furry?”

To be clear I dont really acknowledge it. Pretty sure i’ve mention this sort of thing before but I only really view this shit as a subgenre to what I already enjoy as opposed to those who (I shit you not) see it as this life style of sorts. Its also rather bullshit to say but how I see the furry concept is the same thing as aliens where they’re just as intelligent as any other being. The only odd thing is well the obvious fact they’re humanoids of what exist on earth, I think you get the idea regardless.

Im just saying I dont really care to say the least, i’ve honestly drawn the shit for years and sort of hid that for obvious reasons which im sure was selfish of me to do.

[martincart]

Who understood this scene, understand the scene. If you do not know where this famous scene came from, you have no life and you deserve to be killed in Smash. Starfox ( C ) Nintendo.

[commanderdouche]

See this is how you do a good parody. Too bad it doesnt do much over the amount of garbage there is.

[gamergate-news]

Bethesda To Face A Class Action Lawsuit For Not Fulfilling Fallout 76 Refunds

Investigations have begun.

The moment we saw the cardboard disk in the “physical copies” should’ve been a red flag

[psiotechniqa]

oh dear

[geminiagent]

Waitholup, there were WHAT in the disk cases??

[commanderdouche]

Not that I know myself because I didnt buy this game but if it’s like the physical copies of Ducktales Remastered you dont actually get a disc but instead a faux disc with a code on it to use to download the game on PS3, etc. I assume this is the same case with Fallout 76 on consoles.

[commanderdouche]

Are there any guys you'd suck/fuck in real life?

Fuck no

[commanderdouche]

Are there any humans you find sexy or are you strictly into furries?

There’s a post I made long ago of a waifu harem image I made that has a good handful of humans I like. So not entirely, hell if you wanted to go into the 3DPD route that fucker Lexi Luxxxe (Anorei Collins) is something. Hell i’d like to find where I can obtain almost all her shit.

[aristocrat-wolf]

'Adult' furry erotica site hacked

The latest in a long line of hacks aimed at adult websites leaves millions of users exposed.

WHY IS THIS IN THE NEWS!? HALF A MILLION PEOPLE PAID FOR THIS CRAP! @commanderdouche I think you talked about this site/game before right?

[commanderdouche]

Yeah? Though I don't care too much to really say anything about it

[erarg]

[commanderdouche]

Im not sure if anyone has mentioned it but Rocko’s Modern Life did the NPC meme long before it was a thing.

[naughtymmdr18]

Crack Pairing: Miku X Kamui

Kamui: Forgive me my hero, but I don’t think it will fit Miku: You don’t know if you try!

Isn’t Kamui such a sweetheart? He’s very concrened that he might break Miku in half, while Miku herself is biting off more than she can chew.

Please don’t get mad at me. I promise that there’ll be something gay with Kamui

Horkeukamui by StarNoodle495

[commanderdouche]

@shitpost-senpai :^)

[commanderdouche]

Hey @jmantime

[commanderdouche]

I’ve betrayed my rule of never bothering with Funko Pops, however I dont mean this like i’m getting any one of them. Oh no i’m only going for Animal/Furry type ones as unless I havent said it once before, those ones at least look less generic and same facey as the rest of them. Now even with this rule i’ve set, i’m still being anal about it so even if it falls under the category it may not be totally worthy of me to get. In a way im being ironic with this shit as a buddy of mine who has a fuckton of them, even refers them as Fuckos as he knows how shit they are.

[commanderdouche]

Have you played Undertale 2/DeltaRune?

If me constructing a shitty outfit of Raisel means anything

[hexiemi]

Yandere Dev is the Huey Emmerich of Game Design

[akodoescrap-deactivated20211124]

“YOU DID IT, YOU DIDNT CODE THE GAME SNAKE, IM NOT IN THE WRONG I SWEAR!!!”

[commanderdouche]

You fucking people

58:45 is where you want to go, but then again watch the entire video despite how long it is.