Commando Risk Of Rain

Shit. This isn't Petrichor V. What do you mean "Umamusume" what is that? What do you mean I'm a trainer? I didn't sign up for this I work for the U.E.S safe travels! A-alright I guess...

[commando-from-ror]

Hello? Has This Reached Anyone?

ok so it’s clear I’m not on Petrichor V. It’s okay, I can adapt… I guess. Hello everyone my name is commando, I found myself here instead of a different planet or even universe. My old objective was to find the original survivors of the U.E.S contact light, which If you couldn’t tell, went to hell. And now I found this phone and made an account here to see if I can go contact anyone about my ship, captain, or even crew but that seemed to be uneventful… so I need a way to make money somehow I am now a trainer for this “Umamusume”? School called Tracen academy, I hope we can get to know each other. At least.

/// hey hey! Actual Ooc Here Call Me Alt, I’ve been reading umablr for a while and it seems fun so I thought why not join, so hello!!! Anyways I didn’t wanna make an Uma so I’m sending this random dude from space to Tracen academy, if I suck kinda bad please tell me. In character tags will be called #Survival Logs and ones that aren’t in character or me talking are called #AlternativeSpeaking

[commando-from-ror]

Compliment all of your trainees, go!

I'm not doing tha- "You hear them hack and cough for a quick minute" T, Oh. Oh that's better.

(3/3)

[commando-from-ror]

I free you from this burden

I don't think it just works like that Anon.~ (2/3)

[commando-from-ror]

Do you use grindr?

What's Grindr?~ So probably no.~ (1/3 same as flora, this fuckers voice is flirty for a bit)

[commando-from-ror]

You know what I've done to you~

Anyway, how's training been going?

"Sigh" I know.~ Fine.~

[umalordship]

hey man congrats #support

THANK YOU

AT LEAST ONE PERSON SUPPORTS ME THROUGH THIS TOUGH MOMENT OF MY LIFE

[commando-from-ror]

👍

[commando-from-ror]

*reverse splat sfx*

-1x Tougher Times

What the? Huh?

[commando-from-ror]

*runs up and starts throwing a bunch of flowers one at a time at your head* GET FLOWERED! :D

-Rock throwers, Lotus 🪷

"Tougher times procs and 2 of the flowers just miss and flies right through " Thank you. I guess? Flora is looking different.

[commando-from-ror]

cant believe youre gonna be in deltarune chapter 6

What?

[commando-from-ror]

Sooo, if you aren't napping when all your trainees are, then what *are* you doing during their naptime? Making schedules and regiments and stuff?

Usually that or i'm just walking around, Looking.

[commando-from-ror]

big c you know you can use nap time too

I'm quite alright myself, I don't require it at the moment.

[commando-from-ror]

Commando you are the absolute bitchless representative we need!

Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

[commando-from-ror]

COMMANDO PLEASE BE A BAD BITCH UNDERNEATH THAT HELMET I NEED THIS

I question you anons sometimes.

[commando-from-ror]

*hands you lens maker's glasses now you you look like you're ready for summer!

Thank you Anon. "They put them right on their helmet, This is the ideal summer armor"

[commando-from-ror]

"Commando got buried while laying down in the sand, They accepted their fate"

[sky-the-cozy]

you need a hand, trainer...?

*Holding back a laugh*

[commando-from-ror]

I'd appreciate that, Yes.

[sky-the-cozy]

*Sky drapes a blanket over you.

...okay, then she does actually help you out, she just wanted to see look on your face(?)*

[commando-from-ror]

"They get up, Still covered in a bit of sand" Thank you Sky.

[sky-the-cozy]

No problem...~

Hmm... think you can bury me...?~

[commando-from-ror]

Alright, Sure. "You see them to start burying sky in the sand"

[commando-from-ror]

"Commando got buried while laying down in the sand, They accepted their fate"

[sky-the-cozy]

you need a hand, trainer...?

*Holding back a laugh*

[commando-from-ror]

I'd appreciate that, Yes.

[sky-the-cozy]

*Sky drapes a blanket over you.

...okay, then she does actually help you out, she just wanted to see look on your face(?)*

[commando-from-ror]

"They get up, Still covered in a bit of sand" Thank you Sky.

[commando-from-ror]

"Commando got buried while laying down in the sand, They accepted their fate"

[sky-the-cozy]

you need a hand, trainer...?

*Holding back a laugh*

[commando-from-ror]

I'd appreciate that, Yes.