Commando Risk Of Rain

Shit. This isn't Petrichor V. What do you mean "Umamusume" what is that? What do you mean I'm a trainer? I didn't sign up for this I work for the U.E.S safe travels! A-alright I guess...

[commandofromror]

Hello? Has This Reached Anyone?

ok so it’s clear I’m not on Petrichor V. It’s okay, I can adapt… I guess. Hello everyone my name is commando, I found myself here instead of a different planet or even universe. My old objective was to find the original survivors of the U.E.S contact light, which If you couldn’t tell, went to hell. And now I found this phone and made an account here to see if I can go contact anyone about my ship, captain, or even crew but that seemed to be uneventful… so I need a way to make money somehow I am now a trainer for this “Umamusume”? School called Tracen academy, I hope we can get to know each other. At least.

/// hey hey! Actual Ooc Here Call Me Alt, I’ve been reading umablr for a while and it seems fun so I thought why not join, so hello!!! Anyways I didn’t wanna make an Uma so I’m sending this random dude from space to Tracen academy, if I suck kinda bad please tell me. In character tags will be called #Survival Logs and ones that aren’t in character or me talking are called #AlternativeSpeaking

[commandofromror]

///hey mando you good there bud?

[commandofromror]

///Commando is gonna be out for a bit. Pretty sure having glass and crystals rocks lodged into your head and maybe brain would put you out of commission. Space military trains you for a lot but not whatever rock anons are. You can still ask them questions, but I don’t think they’ll answer for a while.

[commandofromror]

Did tazuna not tell you the news? Theyre range has increased a bit. You gotta steer clear of that entire front arra now.

Clearly not. Would’ve been nice to know before eating an entire geode to the face.

[carrot-phoenix]

@commandofromror Show yourself.

「...?」

[commandofromror]

What.

[carrot-phoenix]

「Holy shit! Is that a robot!?」

[commandofromror]

Clearly not, I’m currently bleeding out my face. Now keep this quick I need to go the infirmary.

[carrot-phoenix]

「Ah, right. I guess. You kinda look like one though.」

「Nevermind, infirmary's down the hall.」

[commandofromror]

Thank you.

[carrot-phoenix]

@commandofromror Show yourself.

「...?」

[commandofromror]

What.

[carrot-phoenix]

「Holy shit! Is that a robot!?」

[commandofromror]

Clearly not, I’m currently bleeding out my face. Now keep this quick I need to go the infirmary.

[carrot-phoenix]

@commandofromror Show yourself.

「...?」

[commandofromror]

What.

[commandofromror]

*Throws a full on geode at you

Catch this chuckle nut!

*sticks tongue at you and runs off

-this post was sent by the mining section of the rock throwing anons

WAIT WHA-“before they could finish the geode hits them smack dab in the helmet cracking”

WHAT. WHAT THE HELL. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE, I haven’t even done anything to yall yet! “They shrill, clearly in severe pain”

I’m leaving. I’m going to the infirmary, wherever it is.

///holy shit.

[commandofromror]

Commando we know you’re from space but you really are out of this world “puts rose in mouth”

You people are really sweet, thank you!

[commandofromror]

Did you know an "Engineer" back before you landed here?

Really??? Did they look like me but bulkier and purple and green? You’d also probably see them with a turret or something if that helps.

[commandofromror]

TSI:*The Safety Inspector arrives, a tall, slender man who looks rather old. He wears close that are comfortable, yet clealy expensive, and holds a tablet that he uses to note things down. He's rather tall, a looming presence over most in the school, and holds a stiff upper lip with a complete lack of smile lines. His face rarely changes from a mild frown, only really showing mild intrigue or scoffing at certain aspects. The only part of him not dressed in sleek, comfortable professionalism is a strange amulet, lined with gemstones. A safety precaution.*

It is my knowledge that you are one of the newest trainers of Tracen Academy, is that r-... and just What is with that uniform? Your head is constantly covered with what appears to be a helmet? I suppose one cann never be too cautious, but it looks like nothing I've ever seen before.

// I'm so far from done.

Hello Sir. I’m not from here so your question the armor and/or helmet that should explain most of it. And yes I am one of the new trainers here.

[commandofromror]

“Magically Gives You Actual Top Surgery”

Ok see you later Commando.

I can’t tell if I gained or lost something and I’m not taking the armor off to check. How??? Why???

[commandofromror]

Commando, thought son the situation

What situation? What happened while I was away? Do you mean the one with Opera O?

[commandofromror]

King halos a bit eccentric though she shouldent be one to worry about. The scary one is grass. The devil shivers when a white woman loses her temper

Who?

[commandofromror]

But you are a snack ah-haha 🫦

Haha! Thanks I’m really flattered Anon.

[commandofromror]

Eating soup out of their helmet

Please do not do that. “slowly backs away from anon”

[commandofromror]

So proud of you commando, for people would go as far as getting full on top surgery to show they're an ally to the trans community in Pride Month. Go commando, best Ally

I didn’t actually get top surgery Anons! All I did was rip out lights from my armor!