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I'm lactose intolerant. Vachel V. Vaughn // 30 // He/They/She  

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I have so much "since you've been gone" and "tumblr exclusive" posts like call 1-800-did-i-ask?

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saintadonis‌:

I would rather die than hit you.

Aww...

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I've been awake most of the daylight and now it's getting dark.

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Sometimes you just lock yourself out of your account and struggle to remember your log in.

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if i ever got logged out id have to make a new blog

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I already have done that once.

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Sometimes you just lock yourself out of your account and struggle to remember your log in.

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saintadonis‌:

I’m not lazy! I just don’t have time for things that I don’t enjoy doing or don’t benefit me in some way. I am always busy.

Always busy, he says.

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saintadonis‌:

Not to my knowledge thus far. But that’s okay. I would just use any superpowers I had for evil.

Is that before or after you used them so you can sit on your butt all day doing nothing but being your laziest self?

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saintadonis‌:

I swam in dangerous waters. I was a total badass.

But did you get radiation superpowers.

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saintadonis‌:

No, I meant, my right. We’re, like, mirrors.

Oh, okay.

What did you even do

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saintadonis‌:

You knew what I meant! But the right. But still.

No, Val. The left.

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saintadonis‌:

I don’t remember, which foot are you missing?? Either way, I guess, yes!

Left?

And it’s less my foot and more half my leg but oh, you know.

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And he yelled at me for this

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saintadonis‌:

I don’t have to worry about my socks matching anymore.

VAL DO WE MATCH

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Don't joke about that I take offense to it

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commendentt replied to your post: Well, everyone who hates me based on my height…

You what

I’m 5′3″ now.

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The bad news is its now Mario Kart

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I finally got Rhys to play something other than dark souls