Comparative Quakers

Being a Quaker often means coming up with quick (and sometimes joking/snarky) answers to "what's the difference between you and ____?"

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What’s the difference between Quakers & Anabaptists?

Anabaptists re-baptize people as adults. Quakers just don’t.

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What’s the difference between Quakers & Amish?

We have gay marriage.

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Quakers can’t drink hot tea or coffee, right?

That’s the Mormons.

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What’s the difference between Quakers & Mormons?

Quaker polygamy isn’t only polygyny.

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What’s the difference between Quakers & Shakers?

Sex.

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What’s the difference between Quakers & Amish?

Amish have a lot of strict rules, and men are in charge.

Quakers have guidelines, and men are not in charge.