all your fears will pass away

Linds. 33. Butch lesbian. USA | Ohio. he/she.

[99fish]

hi heres the entire twilight movie as a stamp

[compasstotheforest]

I am in such a bad mood because the new hires at work did everything they could to NOT work. And then got upset being called out on it. HELLO??????? Nah dude take your bullshit elsewhere I'm not doing your fucking job because you wanna play on your phone.

[maureen2musings]

Firefly season

naturparkhohemark

[words-of-emotion]

[apologize-to-no-one]

[mediocreslop]

CAITVI💋🧁 by Tamias栗

[qirarey123]

Painted lady x Blue Spirit??? In the year 2026?????

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[bumblebeebats]

so i hauve covid rn and i must say, American cold medicine is the absolute bees knees. You go to a UK pharmacy and they tenderly press like eight (8) paracetamol into the palm of your hand... God FORBID you're sick in France, i had to scour every pharmacy in Paris for something that wasn't HOMEOPATHIC PASTILLES. meanwhile last night i took the last of my stash of Nyquil that expired in 2019 and it was like getting hit by a fucking baseball bat (affectionate). press X to timeskip. LOVE me a cheeky little medically induced coma. you can really feel that it's a precursor to meth. i know that everything is fucking awful over there my friedns and my heart goes out to every one of you but if you need one small bright light of national pride in this time of strife please know that i envy you your cold medicine every day

[slowspinningredemption]

i once took an american antihistamine pill just a basic one for seasonal allergies and i had to immediately lay down and while doing so i vividly hallucinated that i was a steerage passenger on the titanic resigned to my death as my cabin filled up rapidly with water. then i blacked out and when i woke up again my allergies were gone for the entire season.

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

The Hat Man is our greatest export

[compasstotheforest]

I literally don't know where to buy shorts anymore. I want some nice ones for going out during the hot months but like. Where. Do. I. Go. And. Buy. Them?! I suck at shopping for clothes.

[compasstotheforest]

I get my haircut tomorrow and I am practically vibrating all over my body I'm so excited.

[santa-ana-winds]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[bigasspants]

we’re the only animals that know what will happen later in the day

[bigasspants]

deer: “who knows. i might find a river. i may be attacked by wolves”

man, gods favorite creature: “tonight i will indulge in overwatch pornography”

[drops-of-universe]

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

[gothredy]

[minihorchata]

Lady Aranessa Royce

[aesthetic-menace]

Can't wait to see this boss bitch again.