✨ Whatever ✨

30 | Bi/Queer | She/They | Taken 🖤

[svenskkaktus]

A traveling merchant 🐟🐟🐟

[molidae-official]

[ID: digital drawing of a sunfish merfolk guiding a harnessed Mola mola away from a underwater city, two more M. mola with bags following behind. They are wearing a bone and jewel necklage. End ID.]

[gaylordthethird]

The 4pm bird gets the weird and fucked up spider

[worldwright]

the Hail Mary is the opposite of idiot-proof. she's built for very smart people to be able to do Whatever They Need with every tool they have in order to achieve their goals. fucking with the centrifuge settings? i'll warn you that you're messing with important stuff but go right ahead man. ripping up the floor panels and pulling out the electricals to make a really unsafe extension cord? sure why not. pop off the fucking fuel tanks? yeah ok you're the most qualified person here and if you say you need to do that who am i to argue. i love the utter lack of guardrails on everything

[philcollinsenjoyer]

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

[prettyboyhere]

sister post to this

[felwinter-deactivated20190201]

my sister has apparently had to stop playing Skyrim because she stole every book in the game to stock her house so now her house is full of books to the point where it almost breaks the game and every time she tries to read one guards teleport into her home and arrest her

[aminoasinine]

Ray Bradbury - Fahrenheit 451 (1953)

[dragon-in-a-fez]

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[ecstasydemon]

the part of adulthood that no one ever warns you about is the amount of surfaces you need to acquire to put your things and trinkets on

[despazito]

[carmelcup2]

[cottoncandylesbo]

[wilwheaton]

[entelechies]

#my brain deciding what information to retain

[cal-kestis]

IT’S GONNA BE ME (2000) – *NSYNC

[ruinedchildhood]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Dating is so annoying. To be a match you have to make money but not too much money, be attractive but not too intimidating, you have to work out, you have to clean up after you shoot cum all over the wall you have to max all their hearts out and watch their cut scenes you have to not cheat on them with the little green alien that taps on your window every night you have respect their parents even when theyre out of line. Guys it is a lot. I cant do all that honestly. Im fucking the alien rifht now

[beardedmrbean]

[certified-anti-microsoft-posts]

Certified Anti-Microsoft post

[evilnicegirl]

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

[thatonefrenchgirl222]

the miis in yalls islands :

[lesserknownwaifus]

Groupie, 2014 advertisement for Gain Laundry Detergent.