you my call me Yuu Guy it will save us some time

A freelance hench who knows what they're doing

[competent-hench-offical]

Greetings I am Yuu Guy (pseudonym) you most likely know my primary employer @cyborgclone17 but rest assured they primary act as a safety net so will only interfere if I am in danger

So how may I be of service

[mckitterick]

Deadly egg recall

The FDA has upgraded an egg recall issued last month to “Class I,” its highest risk level, as it warns the public that consuming the products could cause “serious adverse health consequences or death.”

The recall of 1,589,577 dozen white-shell eggs and brown cage-free shell eggs was initially issued by Midwest Poultry Services in late July, which warned they might be contaminated with Salmonella Enteritidis.

According to the company, the eggs were produced and distributed from farms in Texas between June 6 and July 3 and have sell-by or best-by dates between July 20 and August 17. The recalled egg cartons have either the code P-1950 or 0840962 and Julian Dates between 157-184.

source: X

[prof-grace-aspen]

Recalled eggs were shipped to foodservice and retail customers in Texas, Oklahoma, and Louisiana.  Recalled eggs were available to consumers at Kroger stores in Texas and Louisiana; Brookshire Grocery stores in Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Louisiana, and other smaller retail and foodservice outlets in these states plus Mississippi and New Mexico.

Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, and New Mexico are the currently affected states.

[obsesseddemonlord-offical]

i kinda feel like octavius would peg lain, i dunno why, he just looks like a bottom

Well…I do have…tendrils…

@villain-offical

He can tell you…😈

[villain-offical]

WHY DO YOU ALL THINK I AM A BOTTOM!!!!!!

[competent-hench-offical]

You know what prove them wrong

Seduce me

[villain-offical]

...no??

[competent-hench-offical]

Fine *slaps a card down on the table* go there and seduce one person

[villain-offical]

Why would I do that I'm. Like. Taken. Kinda. I'm semi taken. We're talking ON my not-girlfriend/situationship/kinda-girlfriend-but-not-really's post right now is that not proof enough

[competent-hench-offical]

@obsesseddemonlord-offical can we get your input please

[obsesseddemonlord-offical]

MY MAN

[competent-hench-offical]

Okay but is he a bottom or not

[villain-offical]

I don't like your hair, you look like a podcaster who has... Interesting views about women's right's

This is the worst thing you ever could have said to me on my one year Officalversary

[competent-hench-offical]

I was thinking more like mostly cracked transbian egg

[parsonkenny101-deactivated20161]

[blondeninazenik]

All y'all better be reblogging this

[obsesseddemonlord-offical]

i kinda feel like octavius would peg lain, i dunno why, he just looks like a bottom

Well…I do have…tendrils…

@villain-offical

He can tell you…😈

[villain-offical]

WHY DO YOU ALL THINK I AM A BOTTOM!!!!!!

[competent-hench-offical]

You know what prove them wrong

Seduce me

[villain-offical]

...no??

[competent-hench-offical]

Fine *slaps a card down on the table* go there and seduce one person

[villain-offical]

Why would I do that I'm. Like. Taken. Kinda. I'm semi taken. We're talking ON my not-girlfriend/situationship/kinda-girlfriend-but-not-really's post right now is that not proof enough

[competent-hench-offical]

@obsesseddemonlord-offical can we get your input please

[obsesseddemonlord-offical]

i kinda feel like octavius would peg lain, i dunno why, he just looks like a bottom

Well…I do have…tendrils…

@villain-offical

He can tell you…😈

[villain-offical]

WHY DO YOU ALL THINK I AM A BOTTOM!!!!!!

[competent-hench-offical]

You know what prove them wrong

Seduce me

[villain-offical]

...no??

[competent-hench-offical]

Fine *slaps a card down on the table* go there and seduce one person

[competent-hench-offical]

50 posts!

[obsesseddemonlord-offical]

i kinda feel like octavius would peg lain, i dunno why, he just looks like a bottom

Well…I do have…tendrils…

@villain-offical

He can tell you…😈

[villain-offical]

WHY DO YOU ALL THINK I AM A BOTTOM!!!!!!

[competent-hench-offical]

You know what prove them wrong

Seduce me

[villain-offical]

Scientists are calling it the smallest spider ever to exist

[purple-morphsuit-guy]

and I am calling it dinner.

[villain-offical]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[competent-hench-offical]

Want me to call in the giant spiders to help protect the little one

[competent-hench-offical]

Also feed my ask box for @gk-piecesona

[villain-offical]

i think you look like a bottom

WHATTT

[competent-hench-offical]

Eeeh service top is more accurate

[villain-offical]

Henchman you are not helping my case

[competent-hench-offical]

1 : It's just hench I'm trying to make it the go to gender neutral term for henchman

2 : Am I wrong?

[villain-offical]

Apologies. Hench you are not helping my case

[competent-hench-offical]

And I don't intend to

[evil-goon-offical]

aw why are they getting to be more happy about there title. I’m still associated with the other thing when people see me! >:(

Also why won’t you help his case? Isn’t that like part of the job of being a hench?

[competent-hench-offical]

Hey my job is to keep them out of jail and or alive so I can't have them getting a big head

(And it is unfortunate that your name is connected to that)

[villain-offical]

You realise I'm functionally immortal right. So that cuts down a good, like, half of your job right there

[competent-hench-offical]

I'm just being cautious

@evil-goon-offical

I tagged you so this isn't two different conversations

[evil-goon-offical]

I feel like there’s more and better things to be cautious about. Like just walking around the base. I’m still worried to sit on like 90 percent of the furniture in here man.

[competent-hench-offical]

1 : I'm worried about his survival

2 : I can teach you to emit a force field 1 inch from your body

[evil-goon-offical]

he’s fine for the most part.

and how does one emit a force field. Cause I’m like 90 percent sure I can’t do that

[cyborgclone17]

Mostly a mix of magic and meditation

[evil-goon-offical]

well I don’t have the first

[competent-hench-offical]

Not yet but with enough exposure you will

[evil-goon-offical]

enough exposure?

[competent-hench-offical]

Yeah once your body has gotten used to ambient mana you can start to manipulate it and eventually start generating your own mana

[evil-goon-offical]

okay…? No clue what ambient mana is but I’ll take your word for that

[competent-hench-offical]

Basically magic without a form that just kinda floats through the air

[evil-goon-offical]

Huh. Neat. Sooo. Like how do you get exposure to it. And how much exposure does one need. And is there a way to have too much exposure?

[competent-hench-offical]

Hang around something magical

Depends on the person but it will be very obvious when you develop magic powers

Not unless you do something stupid

[evil-goon-offical]

okay so like do you have anything I can hang around then?

don’t do something stupid. Got it.

[competent-hench-offical]

Here *tosses you a slightly melted amulet* it used to allow the wearer to cast fire magic but they used the wrong metal to make it, so now it's just a hand warmer

[evil-goon-offical]

I mean. Magical hand warmer is still cool.

[competent-hench-offical]

Yeah just be careful of sparks

[evil-goon-offical]

okay. *he sticks it into his pocket * anything else i should know?

[competent-hench-offical]

No that's it

[villain-offical]

i think you look like a bottom

WHATTT

[competent-hench-offical]

Eeeh service top is more accurate

[villain-offical]

Henchman you are not helping my case

[competent-hench-offical]

1 : It's just hench I'm trying to make it the go to gender neutral term for henchman

2 : Am I wrong?

[villain-offical]

Apologies. Hench you are not helping my case

[competent-hench-offical]

And I don't intend to

[evil-goon-offical]

aw why are they getting to be more happy about there title. I’m still associated with the other thing when people see me! >:(

Also why won’t you help his case? Isn’t that like part of the job of being a hench?

[competent-hench-offical]

Hey my job is to keep them out of jail and or alive so I can't have them getting a big head

(And it is unfortunate that your name is connected to that)

[villain-offical]

You realise I'm functionally immortal right. So that cuts down a good, like, half of your job right there

[competent-hench-offical]

I'm just being cautious

@evil-goon-offical

I tagged you so this isn't two different conversations

[evil-goon-offical]

I feel like there’s more and better things to be cautious about. Like just walking around the base. I’m still worried to sit on like 90 percent of the furniture in here man.

[competent-hench-offical]

1 : I'm worried about his survival

2 : I can teach you to emit a force field 1 inch from your body

[evil-goon-offical]

he’s fine for the most part.

and how does one emit a force field. Cause I’m like 90 percent sure I can’t do that

[cyborgclone17]

Mostly a mix of magic and meditation

[evil-goon-offical]

well I don’t have the first

[competent-hench-offical]

Not yet but with enough exposure you will

[evil-goon-offical]

enough exposure?

[competent-hench-offical]

Yeah once your body has gotten used to ambient mana you can start to manipulate it and eventually start generating your own mana

[evil-goon-offical]

okay…? No clue what ambient mana is but I’ll take your word for that

[competent-hench-offical]

Basically magic without a form that just kinda floats through the air

[evil-goon-offical]

Huh. Neat. Sooo. Like how do you get exposure to it. And how much exposure does one need. And is there a way to have too much exposure?

[competent-hench-offical]

Hang around something magical

Depends on the person but it will be very obvious when you develop magic powers

Not unless you do something stupid

[evil-goon-offical]

okay so like do you have anything I can hang around then?

don’t do something stupid. Got it.

[competent-hench-offical]

Here *tosses you a slightly melted amulet* it used to allow the wearer to cast fire magic but they used the wrong metal to make it, so now it's just a hand warmer

[evil-goon-offical]

I mean. Magical hand warmer is still cool.

[competent-hench-offical]

Yeah just be careful of sparks

[villain-offical]

i think you look like a bottom

WHATTT

[competent-hench-offical]

Eeeh service top is more accurate

[villain-offical]

Henchman you are not helping my case

[competent-hench-offical]

1 : It's just hench I'm trying to make it the go to gender neutral term for henchman

2 : Am I wrong?

[villain-offical]

Apologies. Hench you are not helping my case

[competent-hench-offical]

And I don't intend to

[evil-goon-offical]

aw why are they getting to be more happy about there title. I’m still associated with the other thing when people see me! >:(

Also why won’t you help his case? Isn’t that like part of the job of being a hench?

[competent-hench-offical]

Hey my job is to keep them out of jail and or alive so I can't have them getting a big head

(And it is unfortunate that your name is connected to that)

[villain-offical]

You realise I'm functionally immortal right. So that cuts down a good, like, half of your job right there

[competent-hench-offical]

I'm just being cautious

@evil-goon-offical

I tagged you so this isn't two different conversations

[evil-goon-offical]

I feel like there’s more and better things to be cautious about. Like just walking around the base. I’m still worried to sit on like 90 percent of the furniture in here man.

[competent-hench-offical]

1 : I'm worried about his survival

2 : I can teach you to emit a force field 1 inch from your body

[evil-goon-offical]

he’s fine for the most part.

and how does one emit a force field. Cause I’m like 90 percent sure I can’t do that

[cyborgclone17]

Mostly a mix of magic and meditation

[evil-goon-offical]

well I don’t have the first

[competent-hench-offical]

Not yet but with enough exposure you will

[evil-goon-offical]

enough exposure?

[competent-hench-offical]

Yeah once your body has gotten used to ambient mana you can start to manipulate it and eventually start generating your own mana

[evil-goon-offical]

okay…? No clue what ambient mana is but I’ll take your word for that

[competent-hench-offical]

Basically magic without a form that just kinda floats through the air

[evil-goon-offical]

Huh. Neat. Sooo. Like how do you get exposure to it. And how much exposure does one need. And is there a way to have too much exposure?

[competent-hench-offical]

Hang around something magical

Depends on the person but it will be very obvious when you develop magic powers

Not unless you do something stupid

[evil-goon-offical]

okay so like do you have anything I can hang around then?

don’t do something stupid. Got it.

[competent-hench-offical]

Here *tosses you a slightly melted amulet* it used to allow the wearer to cast fire magic but they used the wrong metal to make it, so now it's just a hand warmer

[villain-offical]

i think you look like a bottom

WHATTT

[competent-hench-offical]

Eeeh service top is more accurate

[villain-offical]

Henchman you are not helping my case

[competent-hench-offical]

1 : It's just hench I'm trying to make it the go to gender neutral term for henchman

2 : Am I wrong?

[villain-offical]

Apologies. Hench you are not helping my case

[competent-hench-offical]

And I don't intend to

[evil-goon-offical]

aw why are they getting to be more happy about there title. I’m still associated with the other thing when people see me! >:(

Also why won’t you help his case? Isn’t that like part of the job of being a hench?

[competent-hench-offical]

Hey my job is to keep them out of jail and or alive so I can't have them getting a big head

(And it is unfortunate that your name is connected to that)

[villain-offical]

You realise I'm functionally immortal right. So that cuts down a good, like, half of your job right there

[competent-hench-offical]

I'm just being cautious

@evil-goon-offical

I tagged you so this isn't two different conversations

[evil-goon-offical]

I feel like there’s more and better things to be cautious about. Like just walking around the base. I’m still worried to sit on like 90 percent of the furniture in here man.

[competent-hench-offical]

1 : I'm worried about his survival

2 : I can teach you to emit a force field 1 inch from your body

[evil-goon-offical]

he’s fine for the most part.

and how does one emit a force field. Cause I’m like 90 percent sure I can’t do that

[cyborgclone17]

Mostly a mix of magic and meditation

[evil-goon-offical]

well I don’t have the first

[competent-hench-offical]

Not yet but with enough exposure you will

[evil-goon-offical]

enough exposure?

[competent-hench-offical]

Yeah once your body has gotten used to ambient mana you can start to manipulate it and eventually start generating your own mana

[evil-goon-offical]

okay…? No clue what ambient mana is but I’ll take your word for that

[competent-hench-offical]

Basically magic without a form that just kinda floats through the air

[evil-goon-offical]

Huh. Neat. Sooo. Like how do you get exposure to it. And how much exposure does one need. And is there a way to have too much exposure?

[competent-hench-offical]

Hang around something magical

Depends on the person but it will be very obvious when you develop magic powers

Not unless you do something stupid

[villain-offical]

i think you look like a bottom

WHATTT

[competent-hench-offical]

Eeeh service top is more accurate

[villain-offical]

Henchman you are not helping my case

[competent-hench-offical]

1 : It's just hench I'm trying to make it the go to gender neutral term for henchman

2 : Am I wrong?

[villain-offical]

Apologies. Hench you are not helping my case

[competent-hench-offical]

And I don't intend to

[evil-goon-offical]

aw why are they getting to be more happy about there title. I’m still associated with the other thing when people see me! >:(

Also why won’t you help his case? Isn’t that like part of the job of being a hench?

[competent-hench-offical]

Hey my job is to keep them out of jail and or alive so I can't have them getting a big head

(And it is unfortunate that your name is connected to that)

[villain-offical]

You realise I'm functionally immortal right. So that cuts down a good, like, half of your job right there

[competent-hench-offical]

I'm just being cautious

@evil-goon-offical

I tagged you so this isn't two different conversations

[evil-goon-offical]

I feel like there’s more and better things to be cautious about. Like just walking around the base. I’m still worried to sit on like 90 percent of the furniture in here man.

[competent-hench-offical]

1 : I'm worried about his survival

2 : I can teach you to emit a force field 1 inch from your body

[evil-goon-offical]

he’s fine for the most part.

and how does one emit a force field. Cause I’m like 90 percent sure I can’t do that

[cyborgclone17]

Mostly a mix of magic and meditation

[evil-goon-offical]

well I don’t have the first

[competent-hench-offical]

Not yet but with enough exposure you will

[evil-goon-offical]

enough exposure?

[competent-hench-offical]

Yeah once your body has gotten used to ambient mana you can start to manipulate it and eventually start generating your own mana

[evil-goon-offical]

okay…? No clue what ambient mana is but I’ll take your word for that

[competent-hench-offical]

Basically magic without a form that just kinda floats through the air

[villain-offical]

i think you look like a bottom

WHATTT

[competent-hench-offical]

Eeeh service top is more accurate

[villain-offical]

Henchman you are not helping my case

[competent-hench-offical]

1 : It's just hench I'm trying to make it the go to gender neutral term for henchman

2 : Am I wrong?

[villain-offical]

Apologies. Hench you are not helping my case

[competent-hench-offical]

And I don't intend to

[evil-goon-offical]

aw why are they getting to be more happy about there title. I’m still associated with the other thing when people see me! >:(

Also why won’t you help his case? Isn’t that like part of the job of being a hench?

[competent-hench-offical]

Hey my job is to keep them out of jail and or alive so I can't have them getting a big head

(And it is unfortunate that your name is connected to that)

[villain-offical]

You realise I'm functionally immortal right. So that cuts down a good, like, half of your job right there

[competent-hench-offical]

I'm just being cautious

@evil-goon-offical

I tagged you so this isn't two different conversations

[evil-goon-offical]

I feel like there’s more and better things to be cautious about. Like just walking around the base. I’m still worried to sit on like 90 percent of the furniture in here man.

[competent-hench-offical]

1 : I'm worried about his survival

2 : I can teach you to emit a force field 1 inch from your body

[evil-goon-offical]

he’s fine for the most part.

and how does one emit a force field. Cause I’m like 90 percent sure I can’t do that

[cyborgclone17]

Mostly a mix of magic and meditation

[evil-goon-offical]

well I don’t have the first

[competent-hench-offical]

Not yet but with enough exposure you will

[evil-goon-offical]

enough exposure?

[competent-hench-offical]

Yeah once your body has gotten used to ambient mana you can start to manipulate it and eventually start generating your own mana