hakurei shrine guardpig

it/she

[complexkomainu]

reimu called me genji 2day on accident, or maybe a new term of endearment? mayb things are looking up goodly for aunn

[complexkomainu]

do u think its safe

[complexkomainu]

did you see that 👆

is this the thign where you pretend to throw a ball because you don't like me so much and are always wanting me to wild goose chase because of that hatred because its nice to have something to do at least

[maskdoll]

it was. a ufo

[complexkomainu]

ohhh i know all about those or don't

[comfybutter]

don't check notes, try to select the most popular answer

kick aunn in the head

throw a blanket over aunn's head so she thinks its night

spill aunn's food bowl that actually had food

pet aunn gently

Remaining time: 2 days 39 minutes

[complexkomainu]

just not really something to worry about but maybe consider my life is on the line for all that is worth which is little i imagine

[complexkomainu]

I dont understand

Am I komainu

you know i ask these questions sometimes because i have to assume im a tsukomogami because of how forgotten i am but nope im a komainu i protect hakurei shrine not that anyone thanks me or cares

[princessdraconic]

im gonna drink a Large amount of liquor and then do something funny/bad to the hakurei shrine

[complexkomainu]

well ok miss suika i just gotta let you know and probably its that you don't but that's no ok, okay? i know you don't think so much of me or my best friend me but you gotta know that if you try n do that there will be a lot of bites and i know you probably think my bites are nothing at all but i will throw beans at you

[unrelatable-touhou]

[complexkomainu]

uts also this way when ome time marisa got so drunk she started petting me by accident thimking i was reimu or a mushroom or aya or anything other than a dumb shit pig that no one likes no more or ever in the first place

[complexkomainu]

reimu makes me be stone when she n marisa fuck and i don't mind so much because yukari'll use the little cracks in me to watch so its almost like im a part of the family 2

[complexkomainu]

I think you should eat the other you

you know from the way i get treated and hurt and hated every day you might think its a dog eat dog world but actually im really not supposed to and i wouldnt ever wanna break a rule like that not me especially because also it tastes like stone and hurt my puppy tteeth last time i tried

[complexkomainu]

did you see that 👆

is this the thign where you pretend to throw a ball because you don't like me so much and are always wanting me to wild goose chase because of that hatred because its nice to have something to do at least

[comfybutter]

why does reimu like forcin me to eat kibble so damn much. it aint th worst taste or anythin but

[complexkomainu]

ohh its good to know it doesn't taste so good probably it's not much better than the air inside the empty dogbowl which is my usual flavor i experience

[complexkomainu]

rain and snow n sleet n flowers n spirits n darkness n gamma rays n shit sure weathers the fuck out of a stone dog but reimu doesn't seem to mind so much so its probabyl fine for me too

[complexkomainu]

i know you get kicked in the head frequently but has anyone tried kicking your leg instead

last time i went to moriya. shrine their stupid as fuck twink komainu kicked my legand tripped me and i fell and fell and fell all the way down the mountain but it was probavly actually just puppydog aunn's clumsies again

[komainucomplex]

hey aunn i got a treat in my hand n i promise not to close if ya try to get it

oh wow id really love a treat just for me if you wouldnt mind 2 much or really at all cause id hate 2 be more of a burden than i usually am

[comfybutter]

*closes my hand* what th hell where'd it go?

[complexkomainu]

i literally know what youre doing putting it in your stupid pocket dimension so i cant eat it i hate you i hate you i hate you can i have it

[complexkomainu]

reimu lvoes me so much it or maybe the head truama hurts

[contemptible-scoundrel]

it makes me sick the way they treat aunn

[complexkomainu]

dfoesn't make me feel so nice either

[contemptible-scoundrel]

you shouldn't have to suffer like this

[komainucomplex]

if i dont who will

[complexkomainu]

me

[complexkomainu]

they need to me nice to you it's ticking me off

u can put it in the shrine's complaint box but just so u know reimu feeds those slips 2 me every night its most of the caloric intake that lets me function as bad as i do