Sarha Alexis

I'm a Gemini, so you'll probably hate me anyway

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

hey there are worms on everything and i’m crying

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

i left a bag of 1,000+ worms open overnight and over half of them escaped

welcome to hell! welcome to hell! that’s only a tiny section of the room!

[a-youngrobot]

Why’d you have a bag of 1000+ worms though?

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

did anyone ask michaelangelo what he was doing with all that paint? i think NOT

[beautyfshn]

sorry for ignoring you i was mentally dead

[starredforest]

customer: says some rude shit to me me: says literally anything back them:

[my-middle-name-is-awkward]

[paininthejas]

THAT is big dick energy

[fraternalclassics]

[cueparanoia-deactivated20181206]

They either didn’t think this through or they really thought this through

[crimsonbehelit-deactivated20151]

[florencelovesyou-deactivated201]

why is this so funny 

[thunder]

[lastnightidreamtalittledrea-blog]

[naiveasf]

[bitchycode]

[elaxisfae]

This is a prime example of “know thyself” 😂

[guiltygirl]

my only talent is appearing calm and emotionless when in reality i am on the brink of death

[1st-1]

[adhighdefinition]

[fludogenerator]

Яна  Синнер

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[forgamers]

[fueled-by-nightcore]

[hotboyproblems]

When you laugh at a dumb meme and someone who’s not an internet person asks whats so funny, but it’s like a tier 3 meme and you’ve gotta explain about seven years of internet for them to understand the nuances