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Why am I still back to Richelieu and trevillieu bullshit, itās lordās year 2023
Lords year is 2026, Iām still here. Let me out
**In 1920s Chicago gangster voice**
You ain't goin NOPLACE!!!!!!!
Tom Burke as Athos in The Musketeers, 02x05 (2015)
December 2025 - The exact moment my fanfic gene became activated again after 23 years of lying dormant. I had discovered The Musketeers on Hulu the day before and said, āI guess Iāll give this one a try.ā
Welcome to the fandom!!!! Always happy for new people to find our beloved foursome!!!
All found on Mark Box's website, still pictures from 2017 for The Souvenir.
What.
WHAT.
PUNK ATHOS?
Letās not forget to acknowledge Alexandre Dumas this Black History Month
The writer of two of the most well known stories worldwide, The Three Musketeers and The Count of Monte Cristo was a black man.Ā
Thatās excellence.
Letās not forget that he was played on screen by a white man. And the fact that he was black is barely ever mentioned or the book he wrote inspired by his experiences.
Other things not to forget about Alexandre Dumas:
chose to take on his slave grandmotherās last name, Dumas, like his father did before him.
grew up too poor for formal education, so was largely self-taught, including becoming a prolific reader, multilingual, well-travelled, and a foodie, resulting in his writing both a combination encyclopedia/cookbook (which justā is fucking outrageous to me) AND the adaptation of The Nutcracker on which Tchaikovsky based his ballet
he also wrote a LOOOOT of nonfiction and fiction about history, politics, and revolution, bc he was pro-monarchy, but a radical cuss, and that got him in a lot of hot water at home and abroad.
even beyond that, he generally put up with a lot of racist bullshit in France, so he went and wrote a novel about colonialism and a BLATANTLY self-insert anti-slavery vigilante hero (which he then cribbed from to write the Count of Monte Cristo, the main character of which, Edmond DantƩs, Dumas also based on himself).
(ā¦a novel which also features a LOAD of PoC beyond the Count, and at LEAST one queer character, btw, bc EVERY MOVIE ADAPTATION OF ANYTHING BY DUMAS IS A LIE; seriously, at LEAST one of the four Musketeers is Black, y'all.)
famously, when some fuckshit or other wanted to come at Dumas with some anti-Black foolishness, Dumas replied, āMy father was a mulatto, my grandfather was a Negro, and my great-grandfather a monkey. You see, Sir, my family starts where yours ends.ā
for the bicentennial of his birthday, Pres. Jacques Cirac was like, āā¦sorry about the hella racism,ā and had Dumasās ashes reinterred at the PanthĆ©on of Paris, bc if youāre gonna keep the corpses of the cream of the crop all together, Dumasās more widely read and translated than literally everybody else.
and they are still finding stuff old dude wrote, seriously; like discovering ālostā works as recently as 2002, publishing stuff for the first time as recently as 2005.
ALSO IMPORTANT:
SWAG
I am absolutely ashamed to admit I had NO idea Dumas was black.
when this post first went around (a year ago apparently) I was like BUT WHAT ABOUT DADDY DUMAS THOUGHĀ because basically
daddy general dumas was an immense fierce french warrior who was a 6 foot plus, stunningly gorgeous and charismatic Black gentlemanĀ
he invaded egypt
the native egyptians saidĀ āis this napoleon? this must be napoleon. we for one welcome our majestic new overlordā
then napoleon showed up
napoleon has all the presence of yesterdayās plain Tesco hummus
the native egyptians were likeĀ ā⦠no⦠no, weāve thought very hard and weāll have General Dumas actuallyā
this did not make napoleon happy
in fact it made him jealous
napoleon felt so emasculated that he launched a campaign of revenge against General Dumas, including taking away his pension, that probably inspired a lot of Alexandreās rather satisfying scenes in which fathers are nobly avenged and the money-grubbing villains are rubbed in the mud
I was never taught that he was Black either. WTF.
General Dumas (aka Thomas Alexandre Davy de La Pailleterie) looked like thisā¦
ā¦and like thisā¦
ā¦while āNapoleon has all the presence of yesterdayās plain Tesco hummusāā¦
:-D
I suspect Alexandre Dumas would have laughed at that, because besides looking like someone who laughed a lotā¦
ā¦he was also a foodie.
He was also born in present-day Haiti. Back then, it was the French colony of Saint-Domingue.
General Dumas was also the highest ranking officer of African descent to have command of a European army. EVER.Ā
His stuff is in the public domain, you can find them on Project Gutenberg here:
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LUKE PASQUALINO as D'ARTAGNAN and TAMLA KARIĀ asĀ CONSTANCE BONACIEUX THE MUSKTEERS 3.06 Death of a Hero
Constance checks d'Artagnan for nits and instantly regrets all her life choices
You have healing powers, but the way they work is unconventional. You call it āpercussive-maintenence healing,ā because in order to heal someone, you have to punch them in the face. You have tried other methods in the past, and they simply donāt work.
I bet £100000000000000000000000000000000000 that Athos said this to d'Artagnan early on in their friendship and d'Artagnan has always blithely believed it. Aramis and Porthos think it's too funny to correct anyone.
Low effort Aramis to help me fight off art block- drawing him feels so natural..
I wouldn't mind taking suggestions by other fellow fans, I want to draw him interact with the queen too, my ask box is open āØ
I would love to interact with other people in the fandom, I wish there was an active discord server for the musketeers fans :(
"low effort"? Good god if I ever drew anything even half as amazing as this I would be shoving it into the faces of every single human being I ever came into contact with like "LOOK WHAT I DID I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED!!!!!!!" and you're there like "meh nbd i've done better i wasn't really trying"
istfg art is unknowable and the thing I know least about it is how to do it. But this is incredible, tumblr user ladywarlock03, and even if you think it's not that big a deal it's a huge deal to me and I love it and I'm so very glad you made it. Thank you!!
my musketeers girlies are together again š«¶š½
istfg it's been 10 years of Musketeer fangirling and Tamla Kari could STILL punch me in the mouth and I'd thank her AND let her kiss it better.
sorry, you're right, I did type that out loud. Sorry.
10 years ago today, The Musketeers premiered on BBC!
Happy Anniversary, Muskefans!!!!!š¤š¤š¤š„°š„°š„°š„°š„°š„°
So, Iād never seen this image before - this shot isnāt in the last episode, you never see his hand - but OMG, they actually went there.
Actual footage of my emotions right now
Aramis: Hey Athos whatās your number, Iām making a group chat
Athos: *visibly texting* I donāt have a phone
NGL but I feel like this has been a literal exchange between Santiago and Tom.
On further reflection, I feel that Tom probably still has a Nokia 3310. Not for any hipster/retro vibes like the Youthā¢, because trust me he's at an age where mobile phones are still brand new technology and the 1960s was 30 years ago, the 90s was last decade (everyone born between 1975-1985 feels this, I swear we do)āsimply because it still works from when he bought it in 2001 so there's no point in upgrading it, and besides he's up to level 765225248995221279977254998643788091 in Snake.
Also it means that he can't get involved with any group chat/social media nonsense.
Aramis: Hey Athos whatās your number, Iām making a group chat
Athos: *visibly texting* I donāt have a phone
NGL but I feel like this has been a literal exchange between Santiago and Tom.
I'm a sucker for movies / tv shows that have Tom Burke doing weird hand movements. Allow me to present exhibit a:
An important addition to the Musketeer fandom section of tumblr dot com even if it isn't specifically a Musketeers post
So I just read this afternoon that Ray Stevenson has died at the age of 58 (which is absolutely no age, the poor fella, what a shock).
I'm not gonna pretend to know much about his back catalogue of work or say I was an especial fan or anything disingenuous like that, but I do really want to talk for a quick moment about the one role I really know and love him for - Porthos in the 2011 adaptation of The Three Musketeers.
Now, I know and you know that this version of The Musketeers is massively unpopular for a whole host of reasons - most notably the silly airship storyline (personally, I have such a well-trained suspension of disbelief that I can 100% deal with the airship aspect of it, but I totally get why it's an unpopular addition to the story) - but I will happily die on the hill that it is the closest combination of writing and portrayal of the Core Four yet (sorry, BBC version). Logan Lerman's d'Artagnan was a cheeky 19-year-old rascal who thought he was all that and a bag of chips and didn't care who knew it. Matthew Macfadyen's Athos was sullen and morose (but in a really hot way obvs, cos yknow - Athos) and didn't waste a word of dialogue. Luke Evans' Aramis was quiet, sober, extremely spiritual and didn't go around trying to seduce everything that moved the whole time.
But Ray Stevenson's Porthos? Oh. Oh this was sublime. Up until this adaptation, Porthos had more often than not been played as the comic relief: the large, overweight, affable drunk of no fixed IQ whose prowess at fighting was more down to luck and subtle slapstick than his good judgement. This version of Porthos couldn't have been further away from those portrayals.
He was a quick-witted, smart, physically powerful and agile fighter, whose hand-to-hand combat skills were so notorious that he never needed to use his sword. My absolute favourite moment that showed this fact so beautifully was at the end of the big fight scene with the Red Guards ("Four against FORTY? And you beat them like a drum?! *snort*!" oh, Louis!) when the Guards were reeling a bit, and trying to decide whether to go another round. At that point, Porthos casually pushed his sword from the scabbard with his thumb by about 2 inches - and that was enough to send the Red Guards running for the hills!! I screamed!! Perfect characterisation!! Porthos to an absolute T!!!!!
Not only that, but his version of Porthos was an unashamed yet impoverished dandy, a dedicated follower of fashion who took his time to choose exactly the right cut of new clothes in exactly the right colours - while his rich, married lover happily picked up the tab for him. He understood the way the right clothes and the right combination of appearance and demeanour in any given scenario could give him the upper hand, not only in fighting but also in all of his interpersonal relationships and encounters.
This is the Porthos I had wanted for years. This is the Porthos I cheered and applauded for when I finally saw the version that had lived in my head all those years had finally made it to the screen.
Don't get me wrong, of course the BBC Musketeers owns a huge part of my heart and soul and I love so much about them - but the 2011 Musketeers was so special because for me it was probably the very first time I finally got to see the Musketeers as the book described them, rather than just as the standard accepted carbon copies that had been passed down by Hollywood over the decades, and which bear little to no resemblance to the actual characters in the book. I have no idea if I've actually seen any of Ray's other performances or not, to be honest. Porthos may not be his finest hour onscreen, I really don't know. It may not be the part he's best known for. But if nothing else, Ray finally gave the world a Porthos that Dumas would have recognised.
Despite the fact the film as a whole was received poorly, his portrayal was a genuine gift, and I am privileged to be able to remember him as having given this Musketeer fangirl the abject joy of finally seeing Porthos played as he should have been all along. Not as a large, loud drunk who was just there to be big, strong and funny - but as a highly skilled, intelligent, audacious soldier with a sharp sense of humour and an even sharper dress sense; and who, rather than simply bringing up the rear as The Other Guy or the Big Fella, showed that he was quite possibly the Musketeers' MVP.
Thank you, Ray. Goodnight, and rest well.