hi hello nice to meet u all cant wait to party soon!!!!! i’m sol (they/them, 21+, cst) and im a weekend fairy but i’ll thank u in advance for being patient with me :~) i have some info on garam below the cut but like tl;dr: this is her lol
like this post if you’re down to plot! im way faster on disc but ims are chill 22
hi hello nice to meet u all cant wait to party soon!!!!! i’m sol (they/them, 21+, cst) and im a weekend fairy but i’ll thank u in advance for being patient with me :~) i have some info on garam below the cut but like tl;dr: this is her lol
like this post if you’re down to plot! im way faster on disc but ims are chill 22
song garam, 26, phenomenally subpar at most things, and only good at things that no one will believe she’s good at. welcome to the real world, garam.
she honestly has the blandest most unexciting upbringing ever. only child with average parents that were neither too loving or too cold and they were also staunchly middle class w/ nothing to write home about... INSANE !!!! even the extended family was wonder bread plain
(admittedly no one knows her well enough to know whether anything she says about her family or her past or whatever is actually true? but that’s kind of the way she rolls. she’s as unreliable as unreliable narrators get!)
anyway she’s been pretty whimsical and u...unique since she was young. probably all of that bad fanfiction she accidentally stumbled upon in her youth? but she definitely wanted to make a name for herself or like. carpe that diem and shed her boring ass life or something
so she left home abruptly about two years ago after going through all the motions (high school - average! uni - average!) to “find herself”
and “find herself” she did lmao
tbh she doesn’t ever think things through. like she gets very swept up in things that seem “cool” or “fun” and just DECIDES she will do those cool and fun things. consequences? no thank you. hindsight? NOT EVEN 20/20.
anyway she spends about a year and a half absolutely fighting for her life (not literally but figuratively) to keep her head afloat. and by this i mean she’s doing a lot of part time jobs but definitely spending more time on random mmorpgs conning people into buying her cool gear for her character etc (not intentionally) (she’s just naturally #charming haha) (ok sorry) than she should be
some random endeavors she’s attempted and failed since leaving home: pickle business (TERRIBLE, 1/10, literally doesn’t even taste sour), feet pics sorry, et*y shop where you pay for handwritten roasts on nice stationary (actually a pretty popular idea but expenses seemed to outweigh profit)
part time jobs she was also pretty bad at: convenience store clerk (fell asleep, let the store get ransacked while asleep), advertisement mascot (gave all 300 of her advertisements to one person when she had to take a piss), tutor (“sorry i thought this was for english not for math. i don’t even know what a denominator is”)
"but sol is there anything she’s good at?”
great question, sol! garam is actually a talented writer, though she’s definitely never thought to put her talents to any sort of good use (at least not until recently). serendipity leads her to her new gig, which is actually ghost-writing for a popular horror novelist. the kicker is that her writing for this novelist is really only “good” because all of the real world examples of batshit crazy shit happening in her apartment building
so is there anything she’s good at?
no.
no, there isn’t.
wanted plots
one of 1983986489738972873 people that unintentionally got roped into a short-lived relationship with her that actually just ended up being her asking for money to start a stupid business and then ghosting (never intentionally but she is definitely still ghosting, objectively speaking)
banging on ur door at 3am because she came home late and her entire room’s been emptied b/c of whatever ghosts like to play pranks at 10pm. you’re like ‘can i help you’ and she is very honest about the fact that the ghost took the toilet paper too and she has ibs
sorry she accidentally scammed you on m*plestory but can’t we let bygones be bygones why ARE YOU HOLDING SCISSORS TO HER FAKE DESIGNER PURSE
you actually know how to cook? that’s so cool! do you want to try her homemade pickled daikon? wait why do you look like you’re about to hurl? what was that? call an AMBULANCE?
couldn’t help but notice you’re reading MIRRORBREAK by hit novelist [redacted]. not to brag but she wrote the best scene in that book- what? what do you mean you don’t believe her?
classic fake dating plot where she’s like “no im not single! im dating [your name]!” except it’s not very romantic because she really just wanted the couple’s deal on movie theater popcorn AND nachos. you understand, right? it comes with nachos.
maybe someday i’ll come back to this and put together some serious plots too? maybe? someday? stay tuned.
