[helltitty]

someone please photoshop That Drake Picture onto this. He has a bride now

[christianstepmoms]

she was his queen. and god help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen

[0dot0]

[catsbeaversandducks]

Via @korvys​ (Twitter)

[thedamnqueenofhell]

Not the best picture, but the cougar statue at College of Charleston. Charleston, SC, USA. His snout and paws get rubbed a lot.

[bass-alien]

[tongueofgod]

slowly disintegrating friendships are like. i miss you. i love you. i wish so many good things for you. i wish for all the love u can get. i wish i was eating chaat with u rn. i hope we never meet again.

[petrichara]

Yes I would do anything for you. No I can’t hold eye contact with you. I wish you goodness but I can’t be around to see it. I want you to miss me like I miss you. I love how you know me. I hate how you know me. I wonder if we’re thinking about each other at the same time. When did we become a thing of the past. Why are all of our memories from so long ago, why is our history the only thing we have in common. Your happiness heals. Your happiness hurts. I love you. I resent you.

[shittysawtraps]

hey kid. i know this lab is scary, but the punishment isn’t for you. i’ve got a guy coming in who likes ben shapiro. i know, right? anyway, all i need you to do is explain your gender identity to him in detail. don’t worry, he’ll be bound and gagged. you can leave once you’re done i just needed some help.

[oak23]

[cassiebnuy]

whenever ur holding tongs and get the urge to clack them together thats the carcinization impulse rearing up in ur dna

[trashwizard]

[lesbiskammerat]

[kairos89]

yikes

[starlightomatic]

ok but can we talk about how *even in* amazon’s faked description of how amazing it is to work for them, employees still need energy drinks to get through the day???

they’re so far up capitalism’s ass they don’t even realize that’s fucked up

[palabraspoeticas]

[sixpenceee]

[blueberry-pie-moved]

i’m a body in a lake and i need to be pulled out and dressed in warm clothes again

[noviembre-18]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[evooob]

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

im washing me and my clothes bitch

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

[unsaltedpeanutbutter]

She drunk as fuck

[lindatart]

Batman is the greatest detective that ever lived (insp.)

[authenticstains]

[sexwitsockson]

[colourmocha-deactivated20210215]

I hate y’all 😂😂

[trappeds0ull-deactivated2020072]

Shiddddd 😂