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juelzsantanabandana

Trash video game missions

Protect this person wearing a piece of paper for armor

Escort mission

Follow that vehicle for 200 miles but don’t get too close

Collect all this shit in a time limit

Protect the base (base might as well be made of paper too)

You need to power the generator

#where is the lie

pandavalkyrie

Casual reminder that to this day, literally NOBODY has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

klubbhead

WHY AREN’T WE TALKIN BOUT THISS???

slav-orson-krennic-deactivated2

What the fuck does this even mean

klubbhead

ghirahims-left-shoe

Am I having a stroke

#i have the worst sense of humor #i laughed like ten solid minutes

orchidvioletindigo

A black cat crossing your path is actually good luck on account of you get to see a cat

amanitaphalloides-deactivated20

the internet has ruined me honestly i’m numb to everything. it could be the end of the world and i’d be like “tag urself i’m the acid rain”

wellbutrinboy

doesn’t look a thing like jesus but he. talks like a pelican

#ok

feedmerightmeow

I’m not bringing your food in the bed. This is not mothers day and you are not a mother.

#i love cats

mojavemoproblems

you have to be fucking kidding me

skumpitt

Just a reminder that Bethesda actually thought this was an acceptable way to end a story.

pondwitch

me: hey fawkes can you walk five feet into this room and type 3 numbers on a keyboard for me? since i saved your life and all?

my best friend fawkes: tbh dude i could but it’d be cooler if you just fucking died

#love it #Fallout 3

jimmyhopper

a concept: stranger things characters + happiness

+steve

#yes #good #Stranger Things

asspostate

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

#me playing video games

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#I'm halfway through S1 of Crazy Ex Girlfriend and i 100% watch it for Greg?#I have such weird taste in characters

So yesterday the National played Santa Clara live and it was amazing and everything I've ever wanted?

#the national #I love that song so muchhh

puppycastiel

Brooklyn Nine-Nine returns with its usual No Chill™

#ily

princessnamora

Get to Know Me Meme: 9/9 TV Shows - Psych (2006-2014)

Psych? As in, gotcha?

#such a good one #And this set uses so many different seasons as well #Psych

primordialsandstonedevice-deact

movies are so weird people hang out like twice and theyre all like “im in love with you” calm down maybe

#yes

johanirae

Well yeah pretty much

#same

fanonical

breaking news: harry potter has quit his job as an auror!

stating that ‘i have no idea why i thought that was a good idea, holy shit’, potter has since relocated to diagon alley and reopened florean fortescue’s ice cream parlour. in a comment, potter said ‘yeah. yeah, this seems more like it’ and added ‘i mean, he gave me ice cream that one time. loved that guy.’