ConfusedMonkeySlut

•31•Bi•Disabled•she/her• Been on tumblr since '08 or '09

[guerrillatech]

[liberalsarecool]

Brett is just getting a public review of his job performance.

[wilwheaton]

Brett Kavanaugh should never have a single moment of peace for the rest of his life. Or go to federal prison for lying to Congress. I'm good either way.

[posttexasstressdisorder]

Both would be nice.

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

got taken to axe throwing tonight. i may not have impressed anyone with my technical axe throwing skills but my sheer brute animal strength is unparalleled

[cryoverkiltmilk]

6 DEX 20 STR

[everythingstarstuff]

[constance-mcentee-deactivated20]

IMAGE DESCRIPTION: An overgrown hedge partially blocks a sign so only the word “NO” is visible.

[skeilig]

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[commonstarguy]

[dyrkz]

[lemondr0pz]

[conscious-naivete]

[maoist-mizer]

A story in four parts

[little-bullheaded-shit]

[post-store]

$34.99

[dicksizer]

10 inches. a complete number for a complete story

[typekast]

My friend’s little brother (non-verbal) used to hide people’s shoes if he liked the person, because it meant they had to stay longer. The more difficult it was to find your shoes, the more he liked you.

One day my cousin came over, and she was a bitch. When it was time to leave, my friend’s brother handed her shoes directly to her and she went on and on about how he must have a crush on her because he only “helped” her.

[rubykgrant]

[greelin]

*slaps the roof* they put so much bisexuality in this bad boy

[greelin]

the roof is my head btw. i am the vehicle

[natalieironside]

Fun history facts: One of the 31 people arrested at Stonewall on June 28th 1969 was American folk singer Dave Van Ronk, who was not at the Stonewall Inn at the time and was cis & straight as far as I'm aware. He'd been eating dinner at a nearby restaurant when he noticed a riot happening, said "Well I suppose I should go see what the fuss is about," stepped outside, and immediately started throwing bricks at the cops.

[vsemily]

dont play defense

[milflaszlo]

EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (2022)

[stargiirl27]

toxic mothers are wild they'll really be like "I never said that" like ma'am yes you did cause it's been ingrained in my head since I was twelve

[i-love-my-trans-body]

alloace and alloaro positivity!!! y’all are wonderful ✨

[exclusionists/aphobes/terfs DNI]

[renzo649]

[adibkhorram]

OH MY GOD

[ekjohnston]

lego star wars is AMAZING

[knifefightscene]

We all live in the same countries called capitalism buddy. The global south isn’t poor because the people aren’t smart or don’t work hard. The global south’s poverty is caused by years and years of colonization, imperialism and wars. And once these wars are over we have to rebuild ourselves from scratch while facing sanctions from the first world. I really hope first world leftists don’t just see socialism as bring in livable wages and universal healthcare to the first world. Like you gotta realize how ur countries outsource production to us and how little your countries actually pay us like i really hope you know that people in the global south are real people with thoughts and feelings and hope and dreams too and not just tragic stories you read on the internet to feel good about your daily life. You gotta start looking at global poverty and how much that benefits your countries. See the bigger picture i am literally begging.

[thoodleoo]

the only roman emperor i respect is honorius because, during his reign, rome was sacked, and when someone brought him the news that rome had perished he freaked out bc he thought they were talking about his pet bird named "rome," and when they explained that they were talking about the city he was like "oh thank god. who gives a shit"

[kamenriderhamo]

shouldve called his ass hilarious

[shadechamber]

A fruit bat sharing his lunch with a butterfly.

[gahdamnpunk]

I would love to see the anti immigration conservatives do this for at least 30 mins..

Donate: We can’t do Thanksgiving without farm workers

[ndragoon]

Friendly reminder that most farm workers are paid nearly nothing via loopholes (don’t have to follow minimum wage if you arent paying by the hour!)

And that “unskilled labor” isn’t an actual thing. It’s just used by desk jockeys who play on the internet all day instead of working so they feel superior to everyone who actually does the work they profit off of. And of course, to make themselves feel better for the abuse they dish out.

[solarpunkcast]

HERE IS A FARM WORKER COVID RELIEF FUND

https://farmworkers.hipgive.org/

[bogleech]

Another thing people should understand is that more people die doing farm work than almost any other job. Granted those numbers include people working with industrial scale agricultural equipment but even small farms have way more physical hazards than people realize.