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Hundreds of pregnant whales slaughtered

http://www.thepetitionsite.com/en-gb/326/057/628/?cid=fb_LG_200PregnantWhales&src=LG_fb&campaign=200PregnantWhales Over 200 whales were slaughtered for ni good reason on the Faroe Islands. Sign free petition to make a difference

#murder #slaughter #whale #whales #petitions #justice

smuttydirection

Hi :) I’m doing an essay on why lgbt fanfic is popular and we are gathering answers from people about why they like this kind of fanfiction. It would help us a lot if you could answer this form http://goo.gl/lxcQya It’s anonymous, short and it will be used for academic pourpose only. Thank you so much and sorry to bother xx

** Hi all, if anyone wants to take a short survey, please see above for more details. - Morn

Non-vegan: vegans are cruel because they feed their animals a vegan diet that's unhealthy for them!!

Non-vegan: but it's fine that cows are fed corn feed thats unhealthy for them that's totally fine

Non-vegan: don't leave your dog in a car on a hot day!! it will kill them!!!

Non-vegan: but its okay that thousands of livestock animals die of heatstroke during transport to slaughterhouses no biggie

Non-vegan: If you hit a dog that's animal abuse!!! How DARE anyone hurt an animal!!

Non-vegan: What do you mean slitting an animals throat is cruel

plumbobbunnyy-deactivated201608

Reblog if your blog is safe for the LGBTQIA community.

snadwich

girls with deep voices

keep up the good work

snadwich

this post is still getting notes so i want to emphasize that this sentiment goes doubly for trans girls

akimiya

Intended to be read from left —-> right

A very rough, short comic put together in 3-4 days because I wanted to experiment a little and practice drawing cats.. The original concept spawned from a thought that I tweeted a few days ago.

I had to eyeball from stock photos for some poses of the cats since I don’t actually have a cat to reference (I’m mildly allergic… Much sadness). Although there are many mistakes artwork-wise, I hope some of you will enjoy! Thank you for reading.

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cerulione

I hope that this does not come at inappropriate moments but well… :)

@curiousartemis @traubenuss @scurvgirl @mouwrost

Espcially for Bastet and Granny.

egax

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

freefitty

literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.

confuzzledpancake

“Asexuals are lonley-”

“So like- not to be racist or anything but-”

“It’s the women’s fault for wearing provocative clothes-”

“No homo-”

lornasallydane

Holy shit

feralsaarebas

everybody fucking get on this game we gotta bully trump out of the race

himbo-prime

*BANGS POTS AND PANS* NOT REAL NOT REAL NOT REAL don’t depend on a silly app and tumblr posts to make changes in the real world!! do your research!! register to vote!! actually show up for votes and caucuses!! I get that it’s funny but funny stuff isn’t gonna keep Trump out of the White House if all we do is laugh and not take it seriously!!

scintillarious

larries complaining how people are bullying them because they hate louis’ kid… you’re literally bullying a 1 day old human being .. wyd

thechronicleofshe

How To Get A Job Fast As Hell

@owenabbott

Apply to a job, wait (1) day, then call. Give them your first and last name. Tell them you submitted an application and that you’re very motivated to find [Enter field name] work. Let the conversation lead you wherever it takes. Be very polite. Say” thank you for your time, I’ll be looking forward to hearing back from you.” Rinse, repeat. This is to force them to be looking out for your application.

When you get to the interview, shake their hand firmly, tell them your first and last name.

Describe your experiences as “ two years transcription and data entry” if you have a desk job interview and “ [however many years] costumer service, retail and stock” for your retail jobs.

Don’t use job “ buzz words” I stg they hear them all day. Say things like, “ I’m detail oriented and am very good at taking instruction.” “ I would like to work for a company with integrity and I feel that [ company name] would be a good fit”

When they ask you if you have “reliable transportation” say YES. don’t tell them what kind of transportation, just say yes. (if you don’t do this, you wont get the job , I’m telling you right now).

Research the company. Know what they do, why they do it, how OLD the company is. WHERE it was founded, and what kind of position you’re intending to apply for.

When they ask you “ give us a situation where you had to blah blah blah” Make one the fuck up. Make yourself sound good as hell, and like you put your company’s needs slightly above the customer’s needs, but make the customer happy.

If they ask you about being outgoing, Say you “like to focus on your work so you can concentrate on doing things right” (which buys you out of having to act friendly all the time)

Questions for after the interview:

1. Does this position offer upward mobility?

2. Do you enjoy working for the company? (if you’re not interviewing for a temp agency who will send you anywhere)

Then, shake their hand, Ask them to repeat their name (REMEMBER THIS) say thank you for your time, wish them a nice day and leave. write their name down outside if you have to, just remember the fuck out of it.

AFTER your interview, send a card directed to the name of the person who interviewed you (I’ll give you them) that says “Thank you for the interview, I appreciate the opportunity. have a great day” This shows that you have an understanding of professionalism, and will have them thinking of you kindly (or at least remembering you) when they’re shuffling through the choices.

DO NOT tell them you just moved to the city over the phone. In person, tell them you just moved to the city. Make it sound like the only reason you need a job is because you moved. Not because you’re desperate.

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The titles of each section are key words you can use to search for jobs on Snagajob.com and Simplyhired.

Data Entry:

http://citystaffing.com/job/data-entry-specialistsmailroom-clerk/?utm_source=Indeed&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=Indeed

https://www.roberthalf.com/officeteam/job-search/chicago-il/data-entry-clerks-needed/43517752?codes=IND

http://www.simplyhired.com/job/data-entry-specialists-job/chicago-transit-authority/jepfivkhjk?cid=udsowkxtausyzitcfeecaeuzoxkltmbl

https://jobs-theprivatebank.icims.com/jobs/3435/temporary—data-entry/job?mode=job&iis=SimplyHired&iisn=SimplyHired&utm_source=simplyhired&utm_medium=jobclick&mobile=false&width=792&height=500&bga=true&needsRedirect=false&jan1offset=-360&jun1offset=-300

Front Desk:

http://localjobs.joblur.com/jobapplication2/?jobid=99957&subaffid=300006&JobType=Food%20/%20Bev%20/%20Hosp&ix=1&c1=99957

https://jobs.ajg.com/job/-/-/109/1256110?apstr=%26src%3DJB-10280

https://pepper.hiretouch.com/job-search/job-details?jobID=32066&job=receptionist

http://accesscommunityhealth.hodesiq.com/jobs/default.aspx?JobID=5203566 (this one is close to the place you rented.)

http://ihg.taleo.net/careersection/all/jobdetail.ftl?job=R113601&lang=en&media_id=24863&src=Indeed&src=JB-10920

https://covalentcareers.com/employer/listing/86450f8517588197c9b04f5068ed4300/detail/?apply=1&ref=indeed&v=30&utm_source=indeed&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=indeed_optical

http://www.careerbuilder.com/jobseeker/jobs/jobdetails.aspx?APath=2.21.0.0.0&job_did=JHN0KY6823WBWZX21VM&showNewJDP=yes&IPath=JRKV0F

http://www.simplyhired.com/job/front-desk-receptionist-customer-service-sales-job/rosin-optical-co-inc/qaeoquzgdi?cid=ivdnhijkmxchdanahwfoupazcwisfnxt

http://www.simplyhired.com/job/receptionist-front-desk-job/all-us-jobs/fonj7wmldf?cid=trhyvmfcsgjltxkjxkemyinsjveewfjp

Other jobs you don’t need a degree for that aren’t retail:

Dental hygenist ( yeah, seriously, who knew!) They also make about 40,000 a year)

Stenographer-Court Reporter

Surveyer ( you need a certificate for this, but its something you can get while working a temporary job and doing this on the side. Also, they make like $55,000 a year sooooooo) https://sjobs.brassring.com/TGWEbHost/jobdetails.aspx?jobId=1406428&PartnerId=16023&SiteId=5118&codes=IND

Real Estate Broker

Purchasing agents, except wholesale, retail, and farm products ( basically you arrange to buy large things) they make like 60K

Claims adjuster

Loan Officer

Subway driver (trains) they make like 60K,

Duct Cleaner: http://jobview.monster.com/Duct-Cleaners-950-00-Weekly-Entry-Level-Flexible-Hours-Call-to-Apply-Job-Chicago-IL-US-161970321.aspx?intcid=re

theherunoirnetwork

I knew this but I’m reblogging cause someone might not know