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safiya-delgado:

“I’m sitting here and watching the Dirty Dancing remake on ABC and realizing how much better the original is. I mean, this one’s good, but no one can replace Patrick Swayze as Johnny.”

“Well, a Dirty Dancing remake was a tall order. I don’t know what they could've done to make it as good as the original, which is why I keep putting off watching it. It’s like Footloose all over again.”

#t:safiya #t:saf

xorionmarin:

“Oh dear, I think I would feel better knowing you’d stay with me. Knowing myself, I’d probably get lost. I don’t do very well in crowds.” She bit her lip for a moment. “I trust that you won’t. But… if you do, I can get you some water or, um.. find a place to sit down and stuff?”

“If I get drunk, you can do whatever ye want. But, I won’t and we’re gonna have a great time.” Connie smiled a little, “Do you like to dance?”

#t:orion #t:oreo

xorionmarin:

Orion blushed and shook her head a little. “I will look silly, but thank you.” She replied, trying hard not to giggle. “Will, um… will there be a lot of drinking? Maybe I should bring water?”

“There’ll probably be quite a bit of drinking. But, I’ll be right next to you the whole night. And I won’t get blasted. Scout’s Honour.”

#t:orion #t:oreo

xorionmarin:

“I’ve never had anyone offer that to me before.” She admitted, even though it made her feel very vulnerable. “I will look like a potato compared to you, but I can at least make you look even prettier than you already do.” She laughed softly and blushed at her mistake. “Oh. Oh, gosh. I feel silly now… Um, I will stick to highlighter.”

“First time for everything.” Connie shrugged with a cheeky smile. “Oh, shut up.” she giggled, rolling her eyes. “You’re gonna look great.” She smiled kindly, “That’s fine. Don’t feel silly, you can stick with the highlighter. I’ll take care of the moonshine.” she joked.

#t:orion #t:oreo

xorionmarin:

“Are you sure? Gosh, that would be so nice of you…” Was this what it was like to have a friend to do things with? Was this what it was like to go out and have fun? “I don’t know what Moonshine is, but if it’s a highlighter I am joining in.”

Connie shrugged, a small smile on her face, “It’s not a big deal, love.” She giggled at the misunderstanding, “Moonshine is alcohol, but there will be plenty of highlighter. Don’t you worry.”

#t:orion #t:oreo

declanxanderson:

“Because you’re so needy for constant acceptance you can’t take it.”

“I didn’t ask for validation, mate. I just wanted to talk about booze and Gatsby, not my gender or profession.”

#t:declan

declanxanderson:

“What in pathetic and embarrassing do you not get?”

“I guess just the part where you thought it was okay to say that to a person.”

#t:declan

xorionmarin:

“Me? Oh dear, I don’t think I own any 20′s dresses and I’ve never actually been to any party before… Do we need to bring anything?”

“Then I’ll lend you some kick ass accessories or summat.” Connie shrugged, “I was just gonna bring my good looks and some Moonshine.” she giggled.

#t:orion #t:oreo

romanxguerra:

“Only if you come to mine.”

Connie smiled, “I’m there, mate.”

#t:roman

xorionmarin:

“Not sure about the shoving food in your purse, because it could get messy, even if you wrap it in napkins – but, you know, you forget it’s in there, it happens to me all the time – but it sounds like a fun party theme. I’ve never been to one, myself. You’ll look so pretty.”

“Thank you... Why don’t you come with me? I could use a plus one and besides, you’d look beautiful in a lil 20′s dress.”

#t:orion #t:oreo #orion is so kind

declanxanderson:

“What you do for a living says hell of a lot about you as a person. I don’t put up with people I can’t stand. You can fuck off now.”

“I just like makeup and corsets and doing aerial circus shit on stage? What’s your problem, mate?”

#t:declan

calebgeyser:

“She is everything. I think I took coke and motorboated her once.” Caleb laughed quietly. “I’m so jealous. I wish I fucking could. I don’t think she’d ever dance with me though. I’m too short and stubby…like a real pin up girl, ‘all bitches are fake.” he chuckled, grinning. “I have no idea honestly. I haven’t been doing much at all. Working, drinking, sleeping, fucking. Whatever.” he shrugged.

“Shut up.” Connie rolled her eyes, “She would too dance with you. You’re hot.” She giggled, “Working, drinking, sleeping, and fucking are all you ever do.” She sipped at her coffee, “You hungry?”

#001 #i know it's small i'm sorry

declanxanderson:

“Honey, drag queens aren’t women. Drag queens are pathetic, embarrassing and immature.”

“Not all drag queens are females, but I sure the fuck am. My license says I’m female and I say I’m fucking female, so chill. Jesus Christ. And, why do you care what I do for a living?”

#t:declan #tw: transphobic #tw: transphobia

calebgeyser:

Caleb had been working his ass off. It always got like that in the summer. Suddenly everyone wanted to hire a drag queen, and he hardly had a chance to breathe. Still he couldn’t explain how excited he was to finally take a break and hang out with Connie. The pair usually hung out and talked shit together often.

He headed to the coffee shop, running a little late. he couldn’t help it he barely got into bed by four am. He was trying his best to just make it on time, but at some point he got over it. He showed up about twenty or thirty minutes late with a bottle of water he was chugging. “Hi baby girl.” he sighed, pulling the tall girl into a tight hug. “How you doing giraffe?” he asked, leaning up to kiss her cheeks, before he finally took a seat.

Connie hugged him tight. “I’ve been good.” she shrugged, sliding into the booth. “I just finished that show with Dita Von Teese I was telling you about. That was fucking unreal. She is everything.” She sipped at her coffee cup. “What’ve you been up to?”

#001

Connie and Caleb were long overdue for a shittalking brunch. They tried to get together to lovingly gossip about their shared friends and enemies as often as possible, but they’d both been too busy with work, that is, until now. Connie was excited to hang out with him again. She even laid off on heels for the day.

Connie ordered a coffee to sip on while she waited. She played on her phone and occasionally sipped at her coffee. When Caleb texted her that he was nearly there, she pulled out her compact to check her makeup. And, she sat there, internally sighing at how uneven her eyeliner was (like it tended to be whenever she did small, normal wings) until she noticed Caleb walk in. She smiled over at him standing up, “Hey bitch.” she greeted happily, holding her arms out for a hug.

@calebgeyser

#t:caleb #001

declanxanderson:

“Have you looked into a mirror? You’re a fucking adult embarrassing yourself on stage pretending to be a woman. Playing dress-up got pathetic about fifteen years ago, grow the fuck up already.”

“Wow. I am a woman. I’m not pretending or playing dress up, mate. That’s pretty fucked. Do you talk to everyone like that?”

#t:declan

calebgeyser:

“That’s true, but that’s just because it turns you on, Connie.” Calb retorted with a smirk. “Probably not. I never have before” he shrugged, smiling at the other. “It’s hard. I’m always so busy” he sighed, rubbing slowly at her back as they waited. “Good. It will be like forever.” he grinned, yawning as he rested his head on her shoulder.

Connie giggled and shrugged, “Yeah, I guess that’s true.” She held Caleb close, resting her chin on the top of his head. “I’m sorry you’re always so busy. You wanna nap forever? I’m here for it.”

#t:caleb

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