I hear symphonies in my head

Connor Anderson - 20 - Junior Yo! Or a less ironic greeting. As you might have guessed the name's Connor and I'm part of a pretty big family. You might have seen me around, or at least someone with my face. If you want to chat I don't bite (unless you ask me too).

[notatticushummel]

I very much want both, so I’m kidding.

[connor-andersaurus]

Good. Now you'll have to put up with the dance, 'cause it's happening.

[notatticushummel]

… I take it back if you’re going to do that creepy little dance thing.

[connor-andersaurus]

You don't want fries or sex tonight?

[notatticushummel]

I will gladly fuck you into the mattress in exchange for french fries. That’s definitely something I would be okay with doing.

[connor-andersaurus]

I can be there in, like, fifteen minutes.

[notatticushummel]

I didn’t think I’d need added incentive considering we’re having sex now.

[connor-andersaurus]

So if I bring you fries, I get sex? I could live with that arrangement.

[notatticushummel]

That somebody damn well isn’t you.

[connor-andersaurus]

That's no way to get a guy to bring your fries.

[notatticushummel]

I haven’t had my daily dose of fries delivered. Somebody is highly slacking.

[connor-andersaurus]

Somebody has a life you know.

[connor-andersaurus]

This carnival is pretty awesome!

[h-claringtonn]

It’s all right, I guess. I mean, the food’s rather fattening.

[connor-andersaurus]

Yeah, it's carnival food. 

But it's the best kind of food.

[connor-andersaurus]

This carnival is pretty awesome!

[babydollslade-deactivated201505]

Boring.

[connor-andersaurus]

Whoa, really?

[connor-andersaurus]

This carnival is pretty awesome!

[itsbowtiesanderson]

Ooh, ooh, what’s your favorite booth!? And I’m finding the carnival spectacular, obviously. It feels nice to be able to act five again and eat all the wonderful food.

[connor-andersaurus]

Three guesses, Blaine. Where would I absolutely love to spend entire days? Uh huh, because acting five again isn't something you do normally. 

I'm glad you're having a good day though, bro.

[coloringhopeluna]

I hope everyone's having fun.

[connor-andersaurus]

It's been pretty fun so far! How about you? You enjoying the carnival?

[h-claringtonn]

The carnival's starting today, isn't it?

[h-claringtonn]

Exactly. We’re contributing in some way.

[connor-andersaurus]

It'd be way worse if we were just staying in the dorms and not spending any money there!

[itsbowtiesanderson]

I'm so excited for tonight!

[itsbowtiesanderson]

I’m not terrifying! I’m just more easily excitable.

[connor-andersaurus]

Sure, Blainey.

[connor-andersaurus]

This carnival is pretty awesome!

I definitely found my favorite booth yesterday, so today it's probably time to check out some other things. How's everyone else finding it?

[fassyy-blog]

[connor-andersaurus]

Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday.

[gagefiori]

And I’m glad you stood by it because it was delicious.

[connor-andersaurus]

[mistercharlieanderson]

And this is why I don't work well with others.

[mistercharlieanderson]

I’m pretty set for now. But thanks. Well, that was part of her policy. I just hope she sticks to it because I haven’t even heard from this person yet.

[connor-andersaurus]

You're welcome, bro. She'd better, 'cause that's pretty ridiculous.

[perradelinfierno-deactivated202]

[mistercharlieanderson]

Did you know that male tapeworms face off for a mate in a thing called ‘penis fencing’?

[connor-andersaurus]

I did not, but that sounds so cool! How come we don't do that?!