walk a little tightrope

Hey, Kids. I'm Atticus Hummel, and I'm a Sophomore at Willcox. FAQ: "Atticus, Darling, are you down for some body shots?" Yes. Always. "Are you better than me at Mario Kart? How about Call of Duty?" Yes. Always. "Do you want to hang out?" Yes. Always.

[connor-andersaurus]

You don’t want fries or sex tonight?

[notatticushummel]

I very much want both, so I'm kidding.

[connor-andersaurus]

I can be there in, like, fifteen minutes.

[notatticushummel]

... I take it back if you're going to do that creepy little dance thing.

[connor-andersaurus]

So if I bring you fries, I get sex? I could live with that arrangement.

[notatticushummel]

I will gladly fuck you into the mattress in exchange for french fries. That's definitely something I would be okay with doing.

[connor-andersaurus]

That’s no way to get a guy to bring your fries.

[notatticushummel]

I didn't think I'd need added incentive considering we're having sex now.

[connor-andersaurus]

Somebody has a life you know.

[notatticushummel]

That somebody damn well isn't you.

[notatticushummel]

I haven't had my daily dose of fries delivered. Somebody is highly slacking.

[coloringhopeluna]

I hope everyone's having fun.

[notatticushummel]

Getting paid to kiss strangers is both terrifying and rewarding. Ergo, I'm having an alright time. What about you, Honey?

[gagefiori]

You have to pay for some of these too, sweetie.

[notatticushummel]

Mm, struggle. I'll visit an ATM on my way there.

[connor-andersaurus]

Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday.

[connor-andersaurus]

As you should.

[notatticushummel]

[connor-andersaurus]

Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday.

[connor-andersaurus]

You’re very welcome. I’m always happy to help a guy out. I’m sure you will.

[notatticushummel]

I'll keep this in mind, then.

[gagefiori]

I think the school will do just fine without a couple of five dollar bills.

[notatticushummel]

A couple? Just how little do you intend to kiss me?

[connor-andersaurus]

Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday.

[connor-andersaurus]

For you…well…I could be persuaded.

[notatticushummel]

Yeah? Thank you for your kindness. I can promise I'll make it worth your while.

[gagefiori]

Now why would I pay for something I can do for free whenever I want?

[notatticushummel]

For the greater good of the economy, Adeline. Don't be stingy, now.

[connor-andersaurus]

Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday.

[connor-andersaurus]

Is that something you want to change, Tic Tac?

[notatticushummel]

Oh, you know. If it's not too much trouble.

[connor-andersaurus]

Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday.

[connor-andersaurus]

Why would I want to get out of it? You know how much I enjoy stroking.

[notatticushummel]

I don't think I do, actually. I haven't experienced stroking of any kind from you.

[connor-andersaurus]

Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday.

[connor-andersaurus]

It’s like you read my mind.

[notatticushummel]

I hope you don't think you're getting out of any of this stroking.

[connor-andersaurus]

Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday.

[connor-andersaurus]

But it needs stroking, Tic.

[notatticushummel]

Sounds like a lot of things need stroking.