good times

layout by @late4classes. ran by me, peter, and then @conarcoin joined later on. not affiliated with connor, but can you imagine if I had been?

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The end of CEPF

hey it's peter. just wanted to let y'all know that I'm deleting connoreatspantsfact today. please rb what you want and archive if you want. love u

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ok im extending the date by a little bit (adding a day or so) but the account is still being deleted. i'm going to write a sappy little note because im looking through old posts and Man. man

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publishing my drafts + then I have a goodbye message + then it's got 24 hours

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CEPF DRAFTS

mostly just vague ideas i had for events and things or hypothetical bits i could do if i got certain asks/replies/reblogs. not trying to act like I'm some wise sage passing down secrets, because I'm far from, but I think it's nice to break down my silly little short thought process, and I find these things kind of interesting from other people, so whatever.

(Also, I changed the order of operations a little. I'll go through my old posts, then post my goodbye message, and the account will have 24 hours. Sorry, I'm really not trying to milk this- in fact, I'm switching the plan to this so that way I can post less. )

Strike was gonna be a good one but i never figured out exactly how long i should go on strike for (not long) or how to phrase the first post.

This one was had too many conflicting factors and yet none of the factors were “enough”. The typo wasn't enough. Calling the queen a girlboss wasn't enough. The mlm vibes weren't enough. And the fake woke satire wasn't enough. I do think CEPF helped my comedy skills and this is good example of me realizing that just b/c something had the potential to be funny, didn't make it automatically funny. Wish I had applied that more but whatever.

no clue what the joke between thanksgiving and a poll could've been. i think i just wanted to do a poll.

yeah, I just like interacting with other people. it was the most fun part for me and sometimes I came up with the interaction before the bit.

I guess connoreatspantsfacts wouldn't. Just kidding, I never had anything I wanted to promote. I kind of like keeping my social media adventures separate.

CEP is from georgia. the devil went down to georgia. theres a mediocre joke in there somewhere.

this was gonna be a meme of a tornado siren going off in the bg while CEP was doing something loud for stream but i never found a good clip. plus, like, this is real. it's a real thing I have done and will probably do again. too true for the gimmick account.

The plan was simple: post a screenshot that, in the background, had Hamilton playing on Spotify. Then I get one of my friends to send an anon and we play out this bit. But I never found an excuse to have Spotify showing. Also, not all of my asks were my friends, but some were plants. I'll go over that when I go back through my posts later

No fucking clue. Not even sure where Topeka is. Ontario?

I posted daily anyways. Dumbass.

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connoreats YOU! mwahaha!!!

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@wooteena:

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The end of CEPF

hey it's peter. just wanted to let y'all know that I'm deleting connoreatspantsfact today. please rb what you want and archive if you want. love u

[connoreatspantsfact]

ok im extending the date by a little bit (adding a day or so) but the account is still being deleted. i'm going to write a sappy little note because im looking through old posts and Man. man

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The end of CEPF

hey it's peter. just wanted to let y'all know that I'm deleting connoreatspantsfact today. please rb what you want and archive if you want. love u

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we don't know who this guy is either

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just so we all know this blog is never having a sonic-for-real-justice or urfaveisunfuckable moment. im too selfish to share it with other people

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posts that aged

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found this in my notes

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connoreatspants is the size of an average human mother

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context hours later bc i feel like leaving this one without context is cursed and also i like inflicting this video on innocent bystanders

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why is hunter considered similar to cepf

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both gay

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connoreatspants is the size of an average human mother

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what if this guy posted

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just kidding. sorry for scaring you guys

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see EYE have an excuse. but you have betrayed the treaty

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In my tired state I thought the red text in your icon said target instead of fact

ok. why are you in hunter mode

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what if this guy posted

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just kidding. sorry for scaring you guys

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what if this guy posted

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funny post

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Woomy!

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hey everybody, just wanted to let you know that we don't encourage use of homophobic slurs here and that this won't happen again. -gitsor

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