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I am not my father. || Indie, semi-selective VLD Lotor RP blog. Muse and mun are both over 18. Follows from @valasbutt, can also be found at @ma-08-big-zam

[angusmcdonaldenthusiast]

Zarkon: Lotor Lotor

Lotor: yes papa

Zarkon: Planning to kill me?

Lotor: No papa

Zarkon: Show me those plans

Lotor: ha ha ha

[officialmemequeenhaggar-archive]

Lotor: *is born*

Haggar: This is so sad, Zarkon play Despacito

[bisexualcrises]

I just saw someone say that keith can’t be asian bc his dad is texan………… boy do I have news for you

[voidborneleones]

The Silence

You can thank @paterfamileo for this one. 

Still haven’t watched S6 yet. But she’s still there. She heard him. And now they can’t hear each other. Alfor can’t let Zarkon find her, and that means he must keep her from finding him. 

The other Lions were sent away. 

The Black Lion was locked away. 

@noxperditus enjoy.

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[eatyourgrapes]

After seeing her without a hood so often this season, I couldn’t shake just how regal she would’ve been as the aging empress of Daibazaal had things been different

[conqueror-heir]

aaaaaaaaaa

[myhyperfixations]

“Why do you like Lotor’s generals so much?”

rational brain: they are incredibly interesting female characters and they–

lesbian brain, smashing through the wall: hngghgjdsn warrior ladies biG seXy

[anxious-polyptoton]

D&D EPISODE CONFIRMED FOR SEASON 6 AT MEGACON ORLANDO! Jeremy Shada says it’s going to be a funny episode like Space Mall and one of his favorite funny filming moments happened during that one

[vrepit-sus]

[gesu-ko]

That feel when your new friend is actually your mom’s nanny cam.

[corefenarts]

who needs canon when you can make your own

team sincile all well and fine

( @radioactivesupersonic expressed interest in sincile split screen and i felt  mighty pull to fulfill it) 

[ganymedesclock]

oh shit that’s a fantastic edit

[conqueror-heir]

Made this to help get myself through finals and figured I’d upload it.

[vaor]

he’s a disaster.

+ bonus:

[nomadicism]

Love this.

[voltron]

Honoring all voyagers from galaxies far, far away….

[ganymedesclock]

People keep talking about how Shiro’s the real parent of the team or they need Krolia to come adopt the team and I keep standing here like

You know that you have a perfectly good mustache man for this right. No don’t give me that “he has to be an uncle” there’s nothing canon about that, ‘uncle’ is exclusively a fandom hangup and we can get rid of it. Allura explicitly called him a second father. He tried to airplane feed Shiro. Makes a regular habit of checking on the paladins and mildly, lovingly embarrassing them. Will consume questionable space substances just to be there for them and then fight off the ensuing brain worm because his kids are in danger and he needs to warn them.

Like let me reiterate that last bit in s4e4 Coran was mind controlled and fought it off because the paladins were in danger and he needed to warn them.

Perfectly good dad, for all of your dad needs, and I’m pretty sure he’s already canonically mentally adopted the paladins like… in s1e2.

Remember this scene? Because this was when Coran and Allura were allegedly supposed to be being super hard on the paladins deliberately to try and pull them together. Guy went straight from “They aren’t exactly the best and brightest the universe has to offer” to “Look at my five alien children”

[actuallylotor]

could everyone rb this and add one nice, non-angsty hc they have for Lotor?

i’ll start: i hc him as being really fascinated at the concept of human games because Galra games were like, fighting, so he’s like “huh…Uno… the point is to run out of cards and no one dies at the end….. this is so fascinating” 

[joltron]

weakness for ugly alien animal babies. normal fluffy puppies and kittens? they aiight. that small mass of tentacles with too many eyes making a high-pitched cooing noise? oh no it’s so cute I want to see it grow up strong and healthy 😭😭😭

[maggot-withanf]

You know that thing that cats do when they just freeze mid bite or stare into nothingness and make little squeaky noises, he does that quite frequently

[svendidntdiefor-moved]

He gets semi-addicted to the hours of Altean day time TV that Coran recorded from before the war. When they’re not training, he can be found curled up on a sofa somewhere, lazily pressing ‘Next Episode’ because he’s deeply caught up in the trashiest soap plot ever.

[bosstoaster]

Lotor can improvise on the fly, but it’s not his preference.  If he knows he’ll be speaking publicly, he has a series of vocal exercises he likes to use to warm up.  He also practices lots of inflections, usually alone but sometimes with an ally.

So on the trip of take the Galra throne, Lotor was pacing behind Shiro’s chair, trying out a dozen different inflections and making Shiro to rank them based on different attributes (wisdom, intelligence, intimidation, inspiring).

(Shiro is also very versed in public speaking, both practiced and improvisational, so he had well thought out opinions.  It raised Lotor’s estimation of him.)

[phoenixyfriend]

Due to how widespread the Galra Empire is, and how varied his own dietary needs are as a result of his mixed heritage, Lotor’s reaction to being shown Kaltenecker and the milking process was “I see. Is the milk edible to most species or just the ones from your planet?”

And then he got the rundown on lactose tolerance as a mutation in the human population and had a milkshake.

(Allura got pouty about that. She’d hoped to share the horror but this was just normal to him. Animal products are fine with Galra, it’s not fair.)

[conqueror-heir]

Lotor very much likes physical books. He has a private library, which on first glance is filled with military history, treatises on strategy, philosophy, that kind of thing. He does genuinely like those...but behind a series of failsafes, he has an extensive collection of trashy romance novels.

[moved-tominawlw]

Allura: Hewwo Shay!

Shay: What does hewwo mean?

Allura: The Paladins told me it means I love you

Shay: Hewwo too Allura! 💕💕

Allura: 💕💕

Shiro, watching from the astral plane: no…

[conqueror-heir]

hello all my life has been a shitshow lately and I don’t really have mental energy for anything

I’m sorry to everyone I RP with and everyone who followed this blog hoping for RP, but I think I’ll make this a Voltron sideblog and not a RP blog for the foreseeable future.