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[dale-peveto]

#An ear job? #how the fuck can someone be an ear job?

[dale-peveto]

How old did you think I fuckin’ am?

[conrad-garrity-blog]

I dunno ,like 12 or somethin?

[dale-peveto]

#An ear job? #how the fuck can someone be an ear job?

[dale-peveto]

I’ll pass on getting a pussy ..and I’ll pass on some old guy with a beer gut telling me what is and isn’t my problem.

[conrad-garrity-blog]

Oh Go-- Where are you parents?Isn't it a school night or something?

[dale-peveto]

#An ear job? #how the fuck can someone be an ear job?

[dale-peveto]

No, no. I do. I’m just persistent. Plus, I get a special kind of pleasure out of mentally scarring you.

[conrad-garrity-blog]

You really should think twice about that whole cat or therapist thing...

[dale-peveto]

#An ear job? #how the fuck can someone be an ear job?

[dale-peveto]

Welp, there goes my plan to send you random pictures of my junk.

[conrad-garrity-blog]

You really got no clue what the word unwanted means, huh? Forget it, I'll just throw out my phone and pour acid in my eyes.

[sonsofanarchyriders]

[sonsofanarchyriders]

[dale-peveto]

#An ear job? #how the fuck can someone be an ear job?

[dale-peveto]

You think me asking you to shoot your load on me is sexual assault? 

[conrad-garrity-blog]

Yes, I do, and I also just threw up in my mouth so please stop saying that. Also lose my number. No, I'll just block yours before I get any unwanted pictures.

[dale-peveto]

#An ear job? #how the fuck can someone be an ear job?

[dale-peveto]

Do ya really want to use violence agaisnt the gay guy? People are gonna see it as a hate crime and you’re gonna get your ass thrown in jail.

[conrad-garrity-blog]

It was self defense. You basically sexually assaulted me.

[dale-peveto]

#An ear job? #how the fuck can someone be an ear job?

[dale-peveto]

Is it such a bad thing that I like to make people uncomfortable? It’s amusing, I’m amused, everything works out fine in my favor.

[conrad-garrity-blog]

I'm pro using violence to solve my problems, I just want you to know that...

[dale-peveto]

#An ear job? #how the fuck can someone be an ear job?

[dale-peveto]

Why would I want to do any of those terrible things though? Scaring you is far more enjoyable.

[conrad-garrity-blog]

Here's the thing about that though....no. Just plain ol' no. No to everything that brings you joy because you're a sick bastard so things that bring you great join are most likely to bring others great discomfort.

[dale-peveto]

#An ear job? #how the fuck can someone be an ear job?

[dale-peveto]

You’re no fun. The adventures of my sex life are exciting, y’know. I’m all for sharing with the class if you’re intrigued. 

[conrad-garrity-blog]

There is nothing that I want less, I assure you. Please get a social life. And maybe some friends. Or a therapist.Or a cat, I dont fucking care, just...spare me,please.

[dale-peveto]

#An ear job? #how the fuck can someone be an ear job?

[dale-peveto]

..so is that a no on the whole shooting your load on me?

[conrad-garrity-blog]

That is the loudest no that you will ever hear in your entire life.. I really hope you dont go around just saying that to people.You know what,I dont' even wanna know if you do or not.I just dont even wanna know.

[dale-peveto]

#An ear job? #how the fuck can someone be an ear job?

[dale-peveto]

Kinky. I’d have to pass on the pistol whipping but feel free to shoot any loads of your gun onto me.

[conrad-garrity-blog]

I am so uncomfortable right now... I just have no words.

[gwen-brooks]

In Person | Gwen + Conrad

[gwen-brooks]

The look that came across Conrad’s face at her not so subtle proposition: priceless. Not getting shot down right away like she thought she would, Gwen tested the waters to see just how much she could get away with. “I don’t joke about fucking, Conrad.” The woman quipped, turning around as she rested her forearms on the table in front of her, bending over slightly. “Since I know you won’t give me what I originally came here for, how about you give me the next best thing?” Smirking some, Gwen’s tongue ran along her plush lower lips before she continued. “Because I know of a few ways you can shut me up like you always wanted to. If you sit here and tell me you’ve never thought about putting your hand around my throat, you’re a fucking liar. So here’s your chance and this way, we both get what we want out of it.”

[conrad-garrity-blog]

Conrad stared blankly at Gwen for a moment. It was as if she was trying to get under his skin enough for him to lunge at her. He swallowed thickly, scoffing and shaking his head as she spoke. "You know, not a lot of guy in here would turn that down... But I guess I've always been a rebel, because Brooks, I wouldn't fuck you with a ten foot pole so I'm sure as shit not gonna fuck you with mine. You're dirty though and through, and I'm sure you get sick joy by thinking about riding me, but I would never give you the satisfaction. If I put my hands around your throat, it's gonna be so that I can watch the life drain from that smart ass , conniving little mouth of yours. So why don't you save yourself whatever time you're wasting playing your little games, and piss off before you get what you deserve."

[gwen-brooks]

In Person | Gwen + Conrad

[gwen-brooks]

Gwen liked to think of herself as untouchable—probably because she was. Which is probably why she decided to mess with Tommy and did half the shit she did, because she knew she could get away with it. “I don’t get on my knees for anyone, hun, it’s the other way around. It won’t, but you fall asleep and blow your candles out wishing for it to happen if that gives you a reason to wake up in the morning.” She shrugged before letting out a short, fake laugh. “Wait..you think I meant working with you? Oh please, your whole ‘white knight’ and ‘good cop’ act drives me up the fucking wall.” Deciding not to take a seat, because she had a feeling this wouldn’t going on for much longer, she continued. “But you’re more than welcome to fuck me up against a wall. You don’t have to like me to fuck me, Conrad, and just maybe you’d be worthy of such an honor.” 

[conrad-garrity-blog]

Conrad kept looking away and grimacing, wishing she would leave him and his beer in peace but knowing he's get nowhere with that wish. He'd have to wait it out,but moving from table to table was't going to draw any less attention to the pair, and that was ll he wanted: to melt into the background and drink his drink. While taking the last few sips of the luke warm beer, Gwen's words had him coughing it back up into the mug, turning back to look at her with shock in his eyes."Are you fucking kidding me...?"

[dale-peveto]

#An ear job? #how the fuck can someone be an ear job?

[dale-peveto]

Should I have gotten you a brain as well while I was there?

[conrad-garrity-blog]

You are aware that I have a gun,right? I may not shoot you but I have no shame in pistol whipping you a few times to get that attitude out of you. Smart ass.

[gwen-brooks]

In Person | Gwen + Conrad

[gwen-brooks]

The amused look on Gwen’s face could not be wiped off. She was having way too much fun pissing off Conrad for the hell of it. Crossing one leg over the other and let out a dry chuckle at what he said. “You paint me out to be such a monster,Conrad.” Tsking softly, Gwen shook her head. “Lose, gave up—either way, you don’t have it anymore. I’ve been in the game for years, I’m not going anywhere, sweetheart." Gwen stated, dismissing his statement with a simple wave of her hand. Of course, she followed him when moved. “Oh c’mon, Conrad, don’t be like that. I’m not as bad as you think that I am. You and I—we could be a good team, I think we’d have some fun together.”

[conrad-garrity-blog]

Heels clicked behind his every step as he made his way to an empty table, cursing under his breath as he sat and turned, sighing as he saw Gwen behind him. He's have to leave just to get rid of her,but even if it exercised his patients,he wasn't going to give her the satisfaction of winning. "You're an evil, heartless, soulless bitch who as long as she's young enough to blow her way out of trouble, will never get caught.But you'll have your day too,don't think you wont. He bit back, drinking deep of his beer before turning his chair away from her. "And I would never be your partner. Even if I was stupid enough to trust you to not throw me under the bus in one of your schemes, I have morals. If that's all you wanted then run along and play now. " he hissed, shooing her away.