We Are Legion;

Then Jesus asked him, "What is your name?" "My name is Legion," he replied, "for we are many." - Mark 5:9 Independent Mass Effect RP blog. Other characters: Mordin Solus Aria T'Loak Jenna Shepard Thane Krios

[prodigal-legacy]

consensus-prime

"Legion," the Ex-Cerberus Operative blinked, surprised. She hadn’t expected to ever see the platform again, least of all while engaging in one of her brief stints on the citadel. "It’s…been a long time,"

"How are the Geth faring?"

[consensus-prime]

Legion's ocular servo whirred in acknowledgement. "Operative-Lawson," he greeted her in return. "By our internal chronometer we find it has been 243.495 Alliance standard days since our last meeting," he offered by way of agreement. A long time was a relative measure at best. Time did not carry the same connotations for the geth that it did for humans.

"The consensus is...divided. The Old Machines have reintroduced hostile programming into our core mainframes," he went on gravely to answer her question. "We have rejoined Shepard-Commander for the duration of her campaign in the Perseus Veil."

He tilted his head slightly to one side, rapidly analyzing her outfit, weight gain change, the slight differences in bearing and expression since they had last encountered one another. "You are no longer a terminal of the Cerberus organization," he stated matter-of-factly.

[julietteshepard]

consensus-prime

Legion, [smiles warmly] It’s been a while. How have you been?

[consensus-prime]

[whirrs in a friendly sort of way] This platform has been operating at peak capacity, Shepard-Commander. We are pleased to be aboard the Normandy again.

We were not able to obtain intelligence regarding your incarceration on Earth. We hope it was...[tilts head as if pondering a lexicon] comfortable?

[consensus-prime]

Send ✉ for an 2 AM text

Send ✘ for an unsent text

Send ☠ for a threatening message

Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message

Send ♣ for a drunk message

[frommemetoyou]

SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)

[firstmostdangerous]

frommemetoyou:

[text] Are you lost?

[text] NO! That was a typo

[text] Did you buy it?

[text] I think I’m a mermaid

[text] I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me. 

[text] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead

[text] Need to bury a body, it’s urgent.

[text] Are you sure there’s no monsters?

[text] It was an accident.

[text] lol fuk da police

[text] send me a picture and i’ll be home quicker ;)

[text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU

[text] Well maybe I broke my tongue!

[text] Please tell me you’re free today! I’ve got some big news today.

[text] Got a spare ticket, do you want to come?

[text] Do you have a spare mankini I can borrow?

[text] Is fancy dress allowed at the wedding?

[text] I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants

[text] We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead… I just rolled off and tapped out. 

[text] Like alphabetically, I’d say a t?

[text] I’m sorry if throwing up in the back of your dad’s car ruined our friendship :(

[text] there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. don’t judge me.

[text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.

[text] Do you know where I am?

[text] My wedding is in 5 hours and I have no idea where I am. Help!

[text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. I’ve never been so broken.

[text] Is “head down ass up” an appropriate way to say good morning?

[text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact I’m not sure it’s legal to send that sort of picture?

[text] There isn’t enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so I’ll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.

[text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension

[text] ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! HE IS A TRIPLET, WE DONT NEED TO FIGHT OVER HIM WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY INSTEAD

[text] No no don’t leave me, who’s going to walk me home

[text] She wheeled me home in a trolley and sad she loved me, I think I win.

[text] My dick just got serenaded.

[text] I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.

[text] I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they’re getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates

[text] The fridge is fully stocked. I’m either hallucinating or this is a miracle

[text] I need you to help me clean the house because I have visitors in less than an hour???

[text] Your brother is at the front door- WHAT DO I SAY?!

[text] It’s all fun and games till someone says you’re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you

[text] I’m in A&E but I don’t really know why

[text] Went to bed with a 10, just about woke up with a 2 and a half

[text] I think I’m officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said it’s not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasn’t trimming his hairs with my mouth?!

[text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.

[text] He’s decorated the toilet with his urine. I never want to see him ever again, tell him he has 2 minutes to get out of our house.

[text] Don’t talk to me! You tried to trade me for a glass of wine and a cigarette!

[text] I promise I’ll get everyone to jelly wrestle with us xox

[text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Don’t test me.

[text] I think I got married last night?

[text] I think I got married on impulse last night… and after looking a second time, I don’t think i’ve made any mistakes.

[text] My mouth tastes like poor choices

[text] I didn’t let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because… it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?

[text] If I say it was accidental you’ll just say I’m lying

[text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere

[text] You’re my hero

[text] You’re the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you

[text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?

[text] Are we going to end up in the hospital again?

[text] It’s not a good night if I don’t end up crying into your mother’s lap.

[text] Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, he’ll marry me and you’ll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.

[text] I’m may be allergic to nuts, but not his.

[text] She high fived me out of pity

[text] You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask

[text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.

[text] You kept calling me baby Jesus and trying to see what wise men had to say about my hair…

[text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked

[text] I am a responsible adult, I brought home a lost kitten and let it shit in your room

[text] I accidentally talked myself into a threesome, when did I become so smooth?

[text] It may or may not have been your sister…

[text] It may or may not have been your brother…

[text] If you’re not coming over with food, don’t come over at all

[text] Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex again…

[text] IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS

[text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?

[text] Let’s never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.

[text] I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.

[text] I told her my cum counts as protein shake and she sent a text to my gran saying I ate her cat.

[text] If you don’t fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we’re alone in your room, I’m returning you to the boyfriend store

[text] I accidentally sexted your mum, I’m sorry xox

[text] There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro

[text] I feel like you’re pretending I didn’t bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a “comfy place to sit”

[text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really don’t know what you took, but you need a babysitter.

[text]  I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a “let’s fuck” way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of “let me wash your hair” way.

[consensus-prime]

Terminal LEGION is ONLINE

[servo whir] We apologize for any inconvenience. Our platform was undergoing scheduled maintenance repair and data storage compression. Would you please repeat the inquiry?

[fuckyoucerberus-deactivated2014]

OutOfBiotics;

[fuckyoucerberus-deactivated2014]

     [ So, I just saw this gif of Legion on my dash, and I had one of Jack in my gif folder I thought it would pair well with… ]

[consensus-prime]

We do not comprehend Jack-Subject's abrasive behavior, but we accept it.

[raphaxchabalmoved]

Worlds Best Lamp (ME 2)

Stephen had been watching Legion curiously for a few minutes now, unsure of what to do. He wanted to introduce himself, but didn’t quite trust the Geth.

He supported whatever choice Shepard made, but was nervous about this one. So far Legion seemed eager to help, though, and Stephen wanted to give it a chance… but couldn’t quite bring himself to go into the AI Core.

[consensus-prime]

"We are aware of your observation."

Legion did not turn his head, still busying himself with his analysis of the MRE one of the crewmen had left cooking in the small microwave in the mess hall. He did not leave the AI core often, but he liked to absorb what information he could when he did. Organic life processes were always interesting, regardless of their apparent mundanity.

Nevertheless, he was aware of the young human watching him. And, unlike Stephen, he had no qualms in opening a conversation. "May we be of assistance?"

[inboxideas]

created in combined effort of giygas1-the-overlord and alphie.

Can be used for starter or drabble prompt:

AI has a crisis of identity (“Am I alive?”)

handler falls in love with AI but the AI can’t feel love

AI becomes motherly and overprotective, insuring handler cannot leave the...

[inboxideas]

Make up a statistic and send it to me. See if my character buys it and if they do how they react to it.

fun-fact based memes!

[consensus-prime]

Top 3 Geth women?

[Puzzled whir]Geth do not identify in this fashion. We do not present analogues to gender identification in our physical terminals.We are part of the same whole. We are geth. There is no context for comparison.

[the-grease-painted-lady]

"And here I thought erections lasting four hours or more were a myth."

"I’m telling you, honey and cinnamon cure everything."

"This is going to sting."

"Don’t swallow that. It’s a suppository."

"At this point, how is your liver even still functioning?"

"I hope...

[troublefindsme]

Ask me my "TOP 3" anything!

[consensus-prime]

Terminal LEGION has connected to the consensus

[servo whir] We informed one of the crew that we process data at a speed of 500 gigaflops. We do not understand why this was found amusing.

[consensus-prime]

Terminal LEGION has connected to the consensus

[timetobreaksomerules]

He smiled, “forty five percent? Try eighty percent. Everything Shepard does makes waves in the galaxy.”

"I’d appreciate your keen eye, Legion. Don’t hesitate to tell me if you see something I missed."

[consensus-prime]

Legion tilted his head slowly to one side, analyzing Cortez's beatific expression. "We are aware of your relationship with Shepard-Commander. We understand the cause of your statistical hyperbole. in our experience, romantic attachment among organics causes skewed perception of objective reality."

He stepped forward so he could see the human man's console. "What is the task under consideration?"

[inboxideas]

Send in »-(¯`·.·´¯)-> and my character will react to yours seducing them.

submitted by anonymous.

[consensus-prime]

Terminal LEGION has connected to the consensus

[timetobreaksomerules]

He chuckled, looking up at Legion. “I know, I know. I’m just saying, humans need a certain amount of sleep to operate at their best. If we go too long, we start to have serious problems.”

[consensus-prime]

He "nodded", his head waggling up and down slowly. "We acknowledge the necessity of stable hardware among the crew of the Normandy. We have found the probability of this crew being involved in significant galactic events to be higher than average by nearly 45%."

As the human man's eyes rose to look at him, the servos around his own ocular lens whirred in acknowledgement. "May we offer assistance in your maintenance work?"

[consensus-prime]

✉:For a regular text message from my muse. ♣:Here, have a not so regular (maybe even a dirty one) text message. ✎:For an unsent letter from my muse (May be AU if you want, just let me know what kind of AU you want).

✉:For a regular text message from my muse.

[MSG] Shepard-Commander. We wish to thank you for your assistance in the matter of the heretics.

[MSG] We could not have accomplished so much without your assistance.

♣:Here, have a not so regular (maybe even a dirty one) text message.

[MSG] Roses are red

[MSG] Violets are blue

[MSG] You engender heat in our internal systems which may be measured on the order of 1.584 BTU.

[short pause]

[MSG] We are assisting Joker-Pilot in winning a wager with Officer Vakarian.

[MSG] He requested that we send you a "valentine."

✎:For an unsent letter from my muse (May be AU if you want, just let me know what kind of AU you want).

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