Crime Pays Damn Well

"It is better to be feared than loved." Indi Parker 'The Hood' Robbins from Marvel

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Call him suspicious, but Don liked to handle these transactions in person. Less of a chance of someone ripping him off and disappearing into the ether and it helped create mutual responsibility between both parties.  “ Do you have the details? ”  Don asked, he was more picky about his targets than most people, he didn’t like to kill innocents or good law enforcement, but he was good enough at his job that he could get away with it. And there were usually enough dirty cops, or ones he could justify as dirty, that people wanted dead. 

“It’s not your usual target, but then it’s not a usual sort of job.“

Parker handed over a file, well detailed and professional. It was detailing the information of a young man who was, apparently, an aspiring super hero. Not particularly powerful, but tenacious. He was low enough on the totem pole that he paid attention to petty crime, and staying off the radar was what kept Parker’s business safe.

“I know you don’t much care for killing good people. So hurt him. Give him a scare. Just get him to stop this suicidal little crusade of his.“ Crossing his arms, Parker wanted to make himself perfectly clear. “I’m giving you the chance to save his life, Ressler. Because if he keeps poking around I can’t promise he’ll be safe.“

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               “Two voices in my head                    I want one of them dead                   So I can focus on remembering                   The words you said                   Foundations trembling                   These voices deafening.“

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IAN BLINKS TWICE. “Dude, alls I said was, the stubble looks good on you.” He shrugs, reaches for his drink again and takes a little sip. “You’re telling me you’re gonna put three in my knee cap for complimenting you? Fake friend.”

“Boy, this is the VIP lounge. Who the fuck let you in?“ He’d been pretty clear that he wanted to be alone, and if letting in this little rent boy was someone’s idea of a joke he wasn’t laughing. “I’m not looking for company.“

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“ I’ve been waiting on you, ”  Don said,  “ The target’s been eliminated. ”  Now all he needed was to get the second half of his payment.

Normally Parker handled payments through a proxy, but Don was a bit too good to let that happen. He nodded, holding out the envelope with the cash. “If you’re interested I’ve got another target. Was gonna take care of the ungrateful little fucker myself, but since you’re here...”

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             if you’re gonna hit me, hit me  ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ                         cause you better  knock me out  the  𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝  time

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“I’ve got shit to do today, so lets get this over with already.“

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               “Two voices in my head                    I want one of them dead                   So I can focus on remembering                   The words you said                   Foundations trembling                   These voices deafening.“

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                “Two voices in my head                     I want one of them dead                    So I can focus on remembering                    The words you said                    Foundations trembling                    These voices deafening.“

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

starters from tfln.com.  use them as texts.  use them as regular starters.  be free.  live your life.  nsfw.  change wording and pronouns as needed.

I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.

With each thrust he’d whisper “like a ninja.” Should I be flattered or appalled?

No I’m not lying to you. I’m just not telling you the whole story. There’s a massive difference.

Idk if you’ve ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it’s honestly a life-affirming experience

It was one of those “since we’re naked anyway” type situations

I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I’m having an awful week.

you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now

Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconventional sexual experiences and knowledge.

You can’t just bring up bondage and then stop answering me

I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.

due to concerns over safety, the theme of the ‘naked fondue party’ has now been changed to the ‘naked fondue party with optional apron’ please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.

This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a light saber…I’m buying the engagement ring tomorrow

I’m a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i’ll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i’ll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I’m sorry but i just can’t let you beat me at mario kart

You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.

I’m eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.

I’ll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.

We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER’ and kept your course.

having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things

All I heard was “I swear it’ll be funny” and then we were in jail.

he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting

September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location

So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button

YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!

[edgars-ramirez]

D.J. Cotrona in an interview for From Dusk Till Dawn, 2015

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right and you’re wrong

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“Believe me, I know, I’ve sunk pretty low. But whatever I’ve done you’ve deserved. I’m the bad guy, that’s fine, it’s no fault of mine and some justice at last will be served.“

“Now it’s time to stand up or it’s time to lie down and the answer is easy to see.“

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“Okay, for the record, you make one more snide remark like that and I’m putting three in your knee cap.“