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yo names dave strider i am the swagulator magic anon status none HERO OF TIME { wear }((independent dave rp blog. pixeldave made by my nepeta!))

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shooooosh pap its ok c:

ill respond as soon as i can tomorrow i just

think i need to sleep this off or something.

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…Good evening, sir. I almost didn’t see you come i—

> Blond hair. Dark glasses.

> Your blood boils.

> You don’t see any feathers, but you can’t be too careful.

…

…Ahem. Hello, sir.

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well shit

aint seen a green guy before

you kinda look like the black and white guys

names dave

> You lean on your cane, lazily holding your other hand out for a shake.

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> Your face flickers into a grimace for a second as he extends his hand to you, but it quickly reverts back into your normal blank stare.

> Hm…Clover didn’t say anything about him missing a leg. Maybe this is someone different. You’re keeping your eye on him anyway.

> You hesitate before taking his hand and shaking it.

…Greetings, Dave, I am Doze.

…You wouldn’t happen to know anyone by the name of Clover…would you?

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sorry never heard of em

why did ya lose em or something

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…No, not exactly.

…I’m not at liberty to discuss the circumstances behind my asking, but I am on the lookout for someone of your appearance.

…Just know he did something unforgivable to my friend Clover, and I will not stand for it.

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ah alternates

makes finding someone a bitch

sounds like he did some serious shit so good luck finding him

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consequentialbeats started following you

…Good evening, sir. I almost didn’t see you come i—

> Blond hair. Dark glasses.

> Your blood boils.

> You don’t see any feathers, but you can’t be too careful.

…

…Ahem. Hello, sir.

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well shit

aint seen a green guy before

you kinda look like the black and white guys

names dave

> You lean on your cane, lazily holding your other hand out for a shake.

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> Your face flickers into a grimace for a second as he extends his hand to you, but it quickly reverts back into your normal blank stare.

> Hm…Clover didn’t say anything about him missing a leg. Maybe this is someone different. You’re keeping your eye on him anyway.

> You hesitate before taking his hand and shaking it.

…Greetings, Dave, I am Doze.

…You wouldn’t happen to know anyone by the name of Clover…would you?

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sorry never heard of em

why did ya lose em or something

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consequentialbeats started following you

…Good evening, sir. I almost didn’t see you come i—

> Blond hair. Dark glasses.

> Your blood boils.

> You don’t see any feathers, but you can’t be too careful.

…

…Ahem. Hello, sir.

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well shit

aint seen a green guy before

you kinda look like the black and white guys

names dave

> You lean on your cane, lazily holding your other hand out for a shake.

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dave, don’t be a dumpass.

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"Hm? Oh, nah. They tend to close up the same day I get 'em."

> After your words you begin to bite at the inside of your cheek because of the site before you. You never thought he'd get to you so much, but you're actually fighting the urge to pin him down and have your way with him. And that's just him shirtless.

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FUUUUUUUUCK.

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((i caNT BEGIN TO CAN.................))

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((alright okay im gonna actually get the sleep i need before i accidentally eat something and shoot furry fucks from my back who turn into damn demon spawns when wet

tries to ollie out

trips on own feet

hits head on stair railing

falls down and rolls down into someone with a grocery cart

gets covered in groceries

sprains ankle

gets up and limps to bed))

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I’m pretty good at that. Just ask John. BBBB)

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May8e I will. :::;) 

8ecause I totally want to hear a8out your pro8a8ly sexual exploits.

Hehe. 

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You’d pro8a8ly just get him flustered. He dodges those questions like woah.

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I have waaaaaaaays of getting people to talk, Strider. I’m no amateur when it comes to this stuff. >::::)

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Well I wanna 8e the first to hear if you get him to actually talk a8out it.

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> You move one of your hands up to the back of his head, pressing his mouth against yours.

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» You run your fingers into his hair and return the kiss, scooting closer in his lap.

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> You move your hand back down, resting on his hips. This was already much better than your sloppy kiss in the hospital. You slide your tongue across his lower lip as you grind him down against you.

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» Your fingers curl into the bleach blonde hair and you catch his tongue with your lips, wondering vaguely what a different sort of kiss will feel like before you allow his tongue inside your mouth to find out. You won’t tell him that you’ve never done this before, you’d rather not embarrass yourself, so you pretend you know exactly what you’re doing, pushing your hips downwards.

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> Your tongue starts its expedition a la John’s mouth at soon as entry is granted. You want to have a map engraved into your mind and know it by heart, but keep going back like there’s new shit to discover. Even as he pushes back down against you, there’s this nagging thing in the back of your head pointing out he seems just a little bit inexperienced. You actually don’t know how old he is, and should probably ask.

…Maybe after the tonsil hockey. Unless the grinding distracts you.

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I’m pretty good at that. Just ask John. BBBB)

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May8e I will. :::;) 

8ecause I totally want to hear a8out your pro8a8ly sexual exploits.

Hehe. 

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You'd pro8a8ly just get him flustered. He dodges those questions like woah.