Conservative News & Humor

Blogging for the best interests of the United States!

[conservanews]

Round 2: Armed Protesters Are Going To Demonstrate At A Texas Mosque Again

http://www.conservativenewsandhumor.com/2015/12/02/round-2-armed-protesters-are-going-to-demonstrate-at-a-texas-mosque-again/

Round 2: Armed Protesters Are Going To Demonstrate At A Texas Mosque Again

Apparently, their work isn’t finished yet. The group that organized an armed protest at a mosque in Irving, Texas is planning another protest later this month. The hilariously named Bureau of American-Islamic Relations (BAIR) has scheduled an armed demonstration for December 12 outside a...

[conservanews]

Newt Gingrich: 'The President's Delusional'

http://www.conservativenewsandhumor.com/2015/12/02/newt-gingrich-the-presidents-delusional/

Newt Gingrich: 'The President's Delusional'

Short and to the point. That’s how we’d describe Newt Gingrich’s characterization of President Barack Obama when he appeared last night on Hannity. While speaking about the only president in the history of this country who looks exactly like Tuvok from Star Trek: Voyager, ...

[conservanews]

Black Pastor Responds To 'Pedophile' Who Called Him A Prostitute For Meeting With Trump: 'Go To Hell!'

http://www.conservativenewsandhumor.com/2015/12/02/black-pastor-responds-to-pedophile-who-called-him-a-prostitute-for-meeting-with-trump-go-to-hell/

Black Pastor Responds To 'Pedophile' Who Called Him A Prostitute For Meeting With Trump: 'Go To Hell!'

Dr. James David Manning is a man known to speak his mind. He’s the pastor of the ATLAH World Missionary Church in Harlem. He’s also one of the 100 pastors who met with GOP presidential candidate Donald J. Trump on Monday. That meeting was criticized by a fellow black pastor, Jamal...

[conservanews]

Prolly Just A Coincidence That So Many Media Windbags Are Saying Pro-Life Talking Points Led To Planned Parenthood Shooting

http://www.conservativenewsandhumor.com/2015/12/01/prolly-just-a-coincidence-that-so-many-media-windbags-are-saying-pro-life-talking-points-led-to-planned-parenthood-shooting/

Prolly Just A Coincidence That So Many Media Windbags Are Saying Pro-Life Talking Points Led To Planned Parenthood Shooting

So apparently JournoList, in some form or fashion, still exists. If you haven’t heard of JournoList, it was a Google hangout for left-wing journalists (i.e., journalists) that they used to coordinate with each other about how they would skew their reporting in favor of left-wing talking ...

[conservanews]

Greg Gutfeld To Donald Trump: 'Knock It Off!'

http://www.conservativenewsandhumor.com/2015/12/01/greg-gutfeld-to-donald-trump-knock-it-off/

Greg Gutfeld To Donald Trump: 'Knock It Off!'

Greg Gutfeld has three words of advice for Donald J. Trump: “Knock it off!” During his monologue segment on The Five yesterday, Gutfeld talked about how Trump did or did not make fun of a reporter with a disability. Now, normally we’re cool with making fun of any mainstream ...

[conservanews]

Krauthammer On Climate Summit: 'What Planet Is The President Living On?'

http://www.conservativenewsandhumor.com/2015/12/01/krauthammer-on-climate-summit-what-planet-is-the-president-living-on/

Krauthammer On Climate Summit: 'What Planet Is The President Living On?'

Charles Krauthammer is under the impression that President Barack Obama might be an alien. He appeared with the very Irish Bill O’Reilly last night to discuss the climate summit in Gay Paree where world leaders will contribute more to global warming than Mt. Pinatubo with all the hot air...

[conservanews]

Muslim Rep Worries That GOP Talking Points Could Lead To Somebody Getting Hurt

http://www.conservativenewsandhumor.com/2015/11/24/muslim-rep-worries-that-gop-talking-points-could-lead-to-somebody-getting-hurt/

Muslim Rep Worries That GOP Talking Points Could Lead To Somebody Getting Hurt

It’s a good thing that Muslims never say anything that get people hurt. In what was clearly a desperate exercise at being self-unaware, Muslim Rep. Keith Ellison (D-Mosque) appeared with quintessential beta male Chris Hayes last night to decry the fact that Republicans are saying things...

[conservanews]

Hillary: Blocking Syrian Refugees Will Make It Difficult For Cops To Connect With Muslims

http://www.conservativenewsandhumor.com/2015/11/24/hillary-blocking-syrian-refugees-will-make-it-difficult-for-cops-to-connect-with-muslims/

Hillary: Blocking Syrian Refugees Will Make It Difficult For Cops To Connect With Muslims

Wot. It’s been a close contest among our progressive rivals, but in the “Let’s See Who Can Make The Stupidest Statement About Syrian Refugees” contest, we believe that Hillary Rodham Clinton has just taken the lead. She thinks that blocking Syrian refugees from entering...

[conservanews]

Charles Krauthammer: 'Idiotic' To Not Say 'Radical Islam'

http://www.conservativenewsandhumor.com/2015/11/24/charles-krauthammer-idiotic-to-not-say-radical-islam/

Charles Krauthammer: 'Idiotic' To Not Say 'Radical Islam'

Charles Krauthammer doesn’t mince words. He appeared last night with Bill O’Reilly to talk about the fact that our progressive enemies are downplaying the threat of Islamic terror. O’Reilly asked Krauthammer about that. Krauthammer offered two explanations, the first of which...

[conservanews]

Watch Lou Dobbs' Reaction To Obama Asking The Media To Not 'Empower' Terrorist Organizations

http://www.conservativenewsandhumor.com/2015/11/24/watch-lou-dobbs-reaction-to-obama-asking-the-media-to-not-empower-terrorist-organizations/

Watch Lou Dobbs' Reaction To Obama Asking The Media To Not 'Empower' Terrorist Organizations

Hey, did you know that the media might be giving terrorists a helping hand? That seems to be the attitude of our president, anyway. We’ve already seen how President Obama has said that Republicans are helping the terrorists, but later on he took things a step farther by saying that even...

[conservanews]

Hugh Hewitt: Why Doesn't The Media Fact-Check Hillary Coming Under Sniper Fire Like They Fact-Check Donald Trump?

http://www.conservativenewsandhumor.com/2015/11/24/hugh-hewitt-why-doesnt-the-media-fact-check-hillary-coming-under-sniper-fire-like-they-fact-check-donald-trump/

Hugh Hewitt: Why Doesn't The Media Fact-Check Hillary Coming Under Sniper Fire Like They Fact-Check Donald Trump?

Ya think there might be some inconsistency here? Hugh Hewitt appeared on CNN last night with Don Lemon, an anchor that Democratic Senator Harry Reid would describe as a “light-skinned” black man with no “negro dialect.” The subject of discussion was GOP presidential ca...

[conservanews]

Navajo Indian And State Senator Leaves Democratic Party Reservation, Joins Manifest Destiny Of The GOP

http://www.conservativenewsandhumor.com/2015/11/23/navajo-indian-and-state-senator-leaves-democratic-party-reservation-joins-manifest-destiny-of-the-gop/

Navajo Indian And State Senator Leaves Democratic Party Reservation, Joins Manifest Destiny Of The GOP

The Republican party just got a little bit more diverse. Democratic State Senator and Navajo Indian Carlyle Begay announced today that he’s leaving the Democratic party and joining the GOP. Yes, we were also disappointed to learn that this Native American’s last name was...

[conservanews]

Obama Wants You To Be The Crazy Uncle At Thanksgiving Who Talks About Gun Control

http://www.conservativenewsandhumor.com/2015/11/23/obama-wants-you-to-be-the-crazy-uncle-at-thanksgiving-who-talks-about-gun-control/

Obama Wants You To Be The Crazy Uncle At Thanksgiving Who Talks About Gun Control

Be sure to request support for gun control when you ask a relative to pass the gravy at the Thanksgiving dinner table this Thursday. That’s what President Obama wants you to do, anyway. Because what better way can you draw close to your family than by asking them endorse a plan that u...

[conservanews]

George 'Clarence Thomas Is A Clown In Blackface' Takei Says Trump Reminds Him Of Nazis

http://www.conservativenewsandhumor.com/2015/11/23/george-clarence-thomas-is-a-clown-in-blackface-takei-says-trump-reminds-him-of-nazis/

George 'Clarence Thomas Is A Clown In Blackface' Takei Says Trump Reminds Him Of Nazis

So we were wrong. Yesterday, we said that liberals have given up on the “Republicans are like Nazis” line and decided to go for the more contemporary “Republicans are like terrorists” narrative. That’s true in some cases, but apparently there are liberals who ...

[conservanews]

Those Hateful, Islamophobic Canadians Won't Let Single Syrian Men Into Their Country

http://www.conservativenewsandhumor.com/2015/11/23/those-hateful-islamophobic-canadians-wont-let-single-syrian-men-into-their-country/

Those Hateful, Islamophobic Canadians Won't Let Single Syrian Men Into Their Country

Oh, sad. If you’re a liberal, you probs thought that those Canadians were way better than us freedom-loving ‘Mericans, what with their national health care and the fact they just elected a left-winger to be their primary minister. Ah, but Islamophobia is so pervasive in our Western...

[conservanews]

Joe Scarborough Persuasively Reminds Us That 95% Of NRA Members Want More Gun Control

http://www.conservativenewsandhumor.com/2015/11/23/joe-scarborough-persuasively-reminds-us-that-95-of-nra-members-want-more-gun-control/

Joe Scarborough Persuasively Reminds Us That 95% Of NRA Members Want More Gun Control

That “90%” number didn’t work a couple of years ago, so now Joe Scarborough has upped his game to “95%.” You remember the post-Newtown hysteria, right? That’s when all liberals, including Joe Scarborough (yes, we called him a liberal and we’re looking...

[conservanews]

Toys R Us Drops 'Boys' And 'Girls' Categories Because Gender Is So Last Century

http://www.conservativenewsandhumor.com/2015/11/22/toys-r-us-drops-boys-and-girls-categories-because-gender-is-so-last-century/

Toys R Us Drops 'Boys' And 'Girls' Categories Because Gender Is So Last Century

Why be normal? That’s apparently the attitude of Toys R Us management since the company has decided to stop categorizing toys as “boys” or “girls” products. Hey, why make it easier for parents to shop for their children when Toys R Us can settle down the ...