conspiracy is not real.

this is satire

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@conspiracy-is-real is lying about everything, this is where you get real information

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@chuckingeyeballs is a boykisser

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france is going to take back the statue of liberty and replace it with a guillotine

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@silly-lil-scribbles is very serious paintings

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@th3creationofadam wants to get pounded in the butt by chuck tingle's book pounded in the butt by my book pounded in the butt by my book pounded in the butt by my own butt

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@transit-fag actually hates public transit and fags

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@moldyburger1 and @red-velvet-0w0 are from the same restaurant

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@drchucktingle is spreading an evil plot to make people happier with stories and love and positivity

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@silly-lil-scribbles is actually an ouppy

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@absolutelyzoned has giant fucking tits, absolute milkers, jugs if you will.

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Australia is actually hell

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elon musk and jeff bezos are fucking because they're the only people who they belive deserve them.

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I heard @conspiracy-i-snot-real doesn't even have a nose

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*gasp* then how do they smell the conspiracies?

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they lie

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I hear @silly-kid is a very silly kid.

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The kid has grown, Bug is now a demon :3

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I learned that @silly-demon is really the demon of silliness, so much silly that it could not be contained in a mortal form.

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extreme activist groups are funded by the companies they protest against in order to make the original cause more ridiculous and repulsive.

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from what I've seen, @dragoninahumancostume is in fact a dragon in a human costume.

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What? No! I am very much human! This is definitely not a costume! What makes you say that???? I am so not a dragon. I do all kinds of human things like... eat bread. Humans like bread, right? What do humans even act like

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that sounds like something a dragon would say

[dragoninahumancostume]

shit they're onto me

Uh well THAT is what a dragon would say! Accusing me to protect yourself, huh?

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I'm obviously a floating eye, and you're a dragon

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from what I've seen, @dragoninahumancostume is in fact a dragon in a human costume.

[dragoninahumancostume]

What? No! I am very much human! This is definitely not a costume! What makes you say that???? I am so not a dragon. I do all kinds of human things like... eat bread. Humans like bread, right? What do humans even act like

[conspiracy-is-not-real]

that sounds like something a dragon would say