Very sexy (fake) labor pains!
There are two kinds of mommy-to-be’s. The first kind is terrified of being in this much pain, the very thought of feeling the head slipping through their cervix filling them with dread. That even just being this big and pregnant means their careers or educations or whatever will be ruined, let alone how agonizing birth will be.
This kind need to be impregnated as soon as humanly possible, willingly or otherwise. Their bodies were created to be impregnated and to give birth, and running from that just means putting off the inevitable, and the longer they wait the worse it’ll be.
The second kind are the ones who hope this is only a fraction of how intense and overwhelming labor feels. They want to be utterly devistated by labor, reduced to tears and primal instincts while giving birth, unable to think of anything else besides how bad they need this baby OUT.
Those ones need to be impregnated as soon as possible, willingly or otherwise. Honestly, at this point, even a forced impregnation will just help their dreams come true even more.
The lesson here is, impregnate them. It’s always the right call.
