I am a nervous system

Sarcasm central

[constantpanicspiral]

Greetings

in case you couldn't tell, I'm a nervous wreck

Pronouns: any, I can be a they/he/she/bitch/entity/sock puppet I don't really care

Glad that's all sorted, interrogate me if you want, I need friends

[constantpanicspiral]

*maliciously folds into a paper boat*

[alchemy-and-royalty]

I want to post but don’t know what I want to post, sigh

[constantpanicspiral]

I want to reblog but don't know what I want to reblog, sigh

[constantpanicspiral]

fourth the may you star wars

[satan-offical]

Wobble wibble

[constantpanicspiral]

that sounds like the noise a trout would make

[constantpanicspiral]

Spongy mesophyll

[constantpanicspiral]

unicorns are horny horses

[constantpanicspiral]

"you need to fix your relationship with god"

Hes not really my type though...

[unsatan-offical]

its weird that folding is a thing many materials can just.... do

[constantpanicspiral]

yeah, like

Me: oh hey grandma, how was your-

Grandma: *folds*

[cobblecatyt]

OI BRUV

got a wild brit in the ask box. what should i do with 'em?

[constantpanicspiral]

Boink them in the kneecaps with a roomba vacuum cleaner

[constantpanicspiral]

microwave

[satan-offical]

Guys does anyone know what chugging is

[entity9013]

yeah it's when you drink something really fast without stopping

[satan-offical]

HAHA CHUGGING DEEZ NUTS

[constantpanicspiral]

CHUG IT DOWN

[constantpanicspiral]

So like... Where did everyone go?

*stares around the void*

[satan-offical]

I hate it when people said I need to sit criss cross apple sauce what if I want to sit loose broad apple sauce

[constantpanicspiral]

open wide apple pie

[constantpanicspiral]

Context? None. Cunt? Served.

[constantpanicspiral]

What an unfortunate string of happenings, too bad I caused them :)

[constantpanicspiral]

I was put on this earth to inform you that I exist and I am making you suffer the consequences, bitch