Constipated stoner girl

Tumblr banned my first blog, but I'm back

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I got an entire box of wheat thins as a light snack. Nothing like casually eating 15 grams of fiber while stoned binge watching Nashville on Netflix. This show is overdramatic and cheese as hell but I love it. Might horny scroll while I'm here.

Also, found a new kind of pasta salad last night, Garlic and Herb. It was really strong freshly made last night, but after sitting in the fridge it was so damn good for lunch. I'm gonna eat the other half a box for dinner.

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So, I've held for the last 5 days. At first it was unintentional, but then it became intentional. I do need to clean out tonight tho, cause I have work this weekend. I have officially graduated with my associates! Anyway, I am doing a suppository since I have the upstairs bathroom to myself tonight. I could legit feel the poop when I inserted the suppository, but I'm making myself hold it for the full 15 minutes.

A few tummy growls but no intense cramping or anything worth recording yet. I have ten minutes left and then I'll see how I feel about releasing.

Currently in my belly is

1. A massive pancakes and bacon breakfast

2. About a full pizza from the three times ive ate it since I last shit

3. A half a 1 pound bag of gummy bears

4. A half quart of ice cream

5. Several sausage links and 2 bagels

6. A bunch of cheese balls

7. An entire party size bag of chips

8. A huge pork tenderloin

9. A pork steak and baked potato

10. Around half a dozen homemade chocolate chip caramel cookies

11. Several eggs

12. Various other candy

13. A burger king chicken sandwich

14. A ton of other stuff I cant think of right now

[constipatedstonergirl1]

Hi, sorry I'm not dead. I got the flu from school and got severely ill. I basically hadn't ingested solid food from last Saturday morning until early this morning. Everytime I ate I vomited. I ended up in the hospital Tuesday due to extreme dehydration. I am recovering well, and I'm taking it easy for a bit. I may not post fetish content for a bit, I want to make sure I'm fully recovered.

This is seriously the most ill I have ever been in my life. I had never ended up in the hospital before. It was terrifying. Sorry if this is tmi for yall. I really appreciate you guys though, thank you for following me.

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This is what my belly looks like when it's full of shit. It's so hard and heavy. I haven't shit since Monday, 5 days ago. I'm planning on doing a suppository this afternoon and finally dropping this damn load.

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So, the rest of the magnesium citrate kicked in... while I was in the middle of walmart.

Nothing but gas last night and this morning, so I assumed that's all it was gonna do. Then, I'm at walmart this morning buying a new phone cord cause mine broke, and I feel movement. I assumed it was a fart... it was not.

I tried to hold back as I ran across the store, but they had the front bathroom closed for cleaning, so I then had to go to the back bathroom.

I didn't make it. I shit myself in the middle of Walmart. I got to the bathroom, took my shoes and pants off since I didnt want them to get anything on them.

Since my panties were already ruined, I finished shitting in them and threw them away. I cleaned up and clogged the toilet it was so messy. Oops. I haven't gone again yet, but theres been some movement. I'll try to get audio from the next round.

Oh yeah, I am also wearing white pants today. Can you imagine if I had made a mess in them and not just my panties. The telling stain on them as I left the bathroom, the smell as I went to buy new ones. The cashier might even make a comment, and id lie and say food poisoning came on without warning, when really it was my own gluttony that caused it.

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I took the rest of the magnesium citrate from yesterday. I haven't gone yet, but it's made me deliciously bloated. This is the only movement it's produced but its working, theres been many rumbles. No give here at all, just solid belly.

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I just realized the video of thing three didn't post, so here it is. It took a bit of effort to actually get it going but once it did it didn't stop.

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Not even a minute after I finished eating lunch, round 3 hit. This legit felt like chunks of undigested food. It hurt and felt great at the same time.

Now I'm gonna eat even more of the grilled chicken nuggets that caused this in the first place. At least until round 4 hits (which wont be long I dont think, I still feel so full).

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I guess I didnt make this post here, it was on my old blog. I dont reply to dms. It's just a disconnect thing for me. Dms feel like a real life thing, where I want a bit of disconnect from this blog and my real life if that makes sense.

I will answer asks tho.

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Round 2. I did not avoid the diarrhea caused by the mag cit, but at this point idc. It feels so good to finally get this out, having the shits for a little doesn't bother me. This one literally felt like a fart. I pushed slightly and had to SPRINT across the house to the bathroom.

My belly is being so loud now, extra rumbling and bubbly for me. I think round three is approaching shortly.

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So this came down literally as I was typing my last post. Finally, victory is mine. Now to relax and let the magnesium citrate do it's job. Definitely gonna stay close to a toilet today, and I will 100% keep yall updated.

This relief felt so damn good I'm so horny now. The build up and tension were just so good.

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Fuck... the mag cit may have been a bad idea. Constant gas and its bloated so good, but nothing will come out. It feels like my load is at the exit waiting for release, but it just wont move. Nothings shifting lower, nothings coming out when I try.

Normally it wouldnt bother me, but theres just something about knowing that I'm supposed to be getting relief but my gut just won't let go and cooperate. Thinking about taking the rest of the mag cit to make it move, but I hate having diarrhea. As I type this tho I feel something moving. I think I might finally shit, stay tuned for an update.

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I decided to take the magnesium citrate. I didnt take the whole bottle like last time though, I only took about 3/4 so hopefully it makes me shit.

I ate a massive slice of cake for breakfast, here's my poor belly bloated with that and the mag cit and about half of a quava monster energy drink. I'm getting gassy, things are moving. I took the mag cit on an empty stomach so that'll hopefully force it through my system faster.

In this bloated mess I'm calling my guts I have currently:

From Thursday and Friday

A grilled cheese from supper

A bag of sweet chili doritos

3 bags of tomato basil harvest snaps (not at once, one each day)

A protein bar

A full container of raspberries

About half a container of strawberries

Five cuties oranges

Then, yesterday was my neices birthday party, so there I ate

Five hot dogs

Two huge slices of cake

Two mini bags of chips and two handfuls of classic lays

Assorted candy from the pinata

Coleslaw

Potato salad

Three deviled eggs

Two ice cream cups

A grilled cheese

And since I started writing this post, ive farted 3 times. Something is coming.

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Damn, this is the only movement I've had since Thursday. My lower left belly feels like concrete, and it hurts. Not like regular pain, but just intense pressure. It feels incredible.

I took 3 immodium last night, but I think I should let go.

I do want to know what you guys think I should do.

Option 1- just hold it. I'd hold today and do something tomorrow.

Option 2 (one I'm leaning towards)- take the magnesium citrate now, clear out my guts today while I have a day off.

Option 3- use a suppository. I'm not sure about doing this again, because the one I did Thursday HURT. I think I did it wrong, because it burned. I dont think I got it deep enough. I could try again with lube and be able to insert it deeper.

Which option do you guys think I should do?

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God, even after the gummy bears yesterday, I only got that tiny bit out and everything got stuck again. This is the only time ive pooped since that first initial round from the gummy bears, and my tummy has felt like concrete in my guts since then.

The only thing those gummy bears did was give me gas. Even with the gummy bears in my system, this was still so stuck. It took around 2 minutes of continuous pushing to finally get what came out in this video out. I'm gonna use a suppository and see if that'll move the rest of my load down, and if that doesn't work I'm gonna drink magnesium citrate again. This shit will come out of my overpacked guts one way or another.

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This was round 1 of the gummy bear cleanout. After not shitting for 3 days, this felt so damn good. I can't wait for even more of this now liquid shit to come pouring out of me. It would be kinda hot to just hold it next time I get the urge. Force all of this to stay in my over stuffed over filled gut until it literally explodes and I can't stop it anymore.

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I've got three days of shit and an entire 3.5 Oz bag of sugar free gummy bears in here. If they don't make me shit, ive got a bottle of magnesium citrate I can chug. I'm getting this out one way or another.