Constipated stoner girl

Tumblr banned my first blog, but I'm back

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Apparently this didn't post this morning. I pooped once yesterday morning, and it was massive, but I only pooped the once all day.

I've only pooped the once today as well, this was at 3 am. I think my liquid esq gummy bear shits are over. We'll see.

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Ignore how dirty the mirror is, my nephew smeared a bar of soap all over it and I just haven't cleaned it yet.

I'm finally farting, so that means something is moving at least. I'm gonna Masturbate and see whether I'll cum or shit first

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I just finished eating the gummy bears.

I'm going to time myself before I shit. It was 7:09 P.M. when I finished.

I have had a couple quiet rumblings but no movement yet.

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My final belly pictures of this hold. Ive enjoyed it, but I'm having bad tummy pains.

I have a bag of sugar free gummy bears, I'm going to eat them slower than I did last time, really try to get bloated up before I'm forced to empty my guts.

I ate a massive serving of mashed potatoes, meatloaf, and peas for supper, and that really got it hurting.

Then i ate a decent amount of the desert my mom was making, strawberry coconut bars. I was eating them before they even got frozen.

I'll definitely be recording some farts and good tummy sounds from these gummy bears, I can't wait.

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In total, ive taken 4 doses of kaopectate since I last shit yesterday morning. I feel sufficiently bound up, not even a fart is getting through.

I've ate a sprinkle donut, a everything bagel with two slices of fried bologna, 5 pieces of popcorn chicken, a bunch of fries, and i just finished off an entire pint of cookies and cream ice cream.

I don't think I'm getting bloated yet though, do I look bigger than I did last night?

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What my belly looks like from all angles after having not shit in three days and the having a boom energy drink this morning, spicy cheesy chicken bacon pasta for lunch, and the same pasta with corn and black beans added to it. I'm so damn bloated.

It feels so good to be this full. Everything is tight and hurts. I keep cramping up and not even gas is coming out. I'm going to pay for these decisions at some point tonight or tomorrow, but do i care right now? No, I do not.

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Also, ive forgotten to charge my vibrator every day until today for a week straight.

Now that it's charged, should I even be allowed to cum?

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Also, ive forgotten to charge my vibrator every day until today for a week straight.

Now that it's charged, should I even be allowed to cum?

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I'm officially unemployed, out of college and looking for work. While in this period, I've decided to become a gross bloated cow.

I prepared by cleaning out a few days ago. Diarrhea and loose stools occurred. This morning I took a solid, big, but easy to pass shit, and my first dose of immodium.

Im taking that when ever I remember to the max dose of 4 today. Last dose was take an hour ago and I'm sufficiently plugged. My mom is making pork roast for supper, so im going to have more than 1 BBQ sandwich.

How many should I eat? Or just raw dog the meat no bun?

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This was just round 1. I hadn't shit since last Thursday. I didn't take any laxatives, I wanted to feel the full effects of my gluttony.

I forced my guts to work by eating a ton of fiber yesterday and this morning, lots of swimming to get activity in and get things moving, a ton of water, and frequent stomach massages to get things moving.

Before I could literally feel how full I was, there was just a solid lump in the lower left of my belly. It was so hard. It hurt so good finally getting it out.

I am still so full and bloated, look at the photos of me still. If I don't keep passing loads I'm going to take a very small amount of miralax to get the rest moving, but hopefully it won't soften up and I'll still be able to feel the full effects of my hold.

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My birthday is Tuesday, which means my family and I will go out for whatever meal I want. Which also means I get to go out to Mexican with an old friend tomorrow night.

I am planning on getting stoned before I go, eating way too much of the chips, salsa, guacamole, and my steak fajitas (what I always order). I'm also not going to shit.

I'm starting anti diarrhea meds now and will continue taking them, probably through at least my bday meal. I'm really want to have a good one for my birthday.

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I got an entire box of wheat thins as a light snack. Nothing like casually eating 15 grams of fiber while stoned binge watching Nashville on Netflix. This show is overdramatic and cheese as hell but I love it. Might horny scroll while I'm here.

Also, found a new kind of pasta salad last night, Garlic and Herb. It was really strong freshly made last night, but after sitting in the fridge it was so damn good for lunch. I'm gonna eat the other half a box for dinner.

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So, I've held for the last 5 days. At first it was unintentional, but then it became intentional. I do need to clean out tonight tho, cause I have work this weekend. I have officially graduated with my associates! Anyway, I am doing a suppository since I have the upstairs bathroom to myself tonight. I could legit feel the poop when I inserted the suppository, but I'm making myself hold it for the full 15 minutes.

A few tummy growls but no intense cramping or anything worth recording yet. I have ten minutes left and then I'll see how I feel about releasing.

Currently in my belly is

1. A massive pancakes and bacon breakfast

2. About a full pizza from the three times ive ate it since I last shit

3. A half a 1 pound bag of gummy bears

4. A half quart of ice cream

5. Several sausage links and 2 bagels

6. A bunch of cheese balls

7. An entire party size bag of chips

8. A huge pork tenderloin

9. A pork steak and baked potato

10. Around half a dozen homemade chocolate chip caramel cookies

11. Several eggs

12. Various other candy

13. A burger king chicken sandwich

14. A ton of other stuff I cant think of right now

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Hi, sorry I'm not dead. I got the flu from school and got severely ill. I basically hadn't ingested solid food from last Saturday morning until early this morning. Everytime I ate I vomited. I ended up in the hospital Tuesday due to extreme dehydration. I am recovering well, and I'm taking it easy for a bit. I may not post fetish content for a bit, I want to make sure I'm fully recovered.

This is seriously the most ill I have ever been in my life. I had never ended up in the hospital before. It was terrifying. Sorry if this is tmi for yall. I really appreciate you guys though, thank you for following me.

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This is what my belly looks like when it's full of shit. It's so hard and heavy. I haven't shit since Monday, 5 days ago. I'm planning on doing a suppository this afternoon and finally dropping this damn load.

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So, the rest of the magnesium citrate kicked in... while I was in the middle of walmart.

Nothing but gas last night and this morning, so I assumed that's all it was gonna do. Then, I'm at walmart this morning buying a new phone cord cause mine broke, and I feel movement. I assumed it was a fart... it was not.

I tried to hold back as I ran across the store, but they had the front bathroom closed for cleaning, so I then had to go to the back bathroom.

I didn't make it. I shit myself in the middle of Walmart. I got to the bathroom, took my shoes and pants off since I didnt want them to get anything on them.

Since my panties were already ruined, I finished shitting in them and threw them away. I cleaned up and clogged the toilet it was so messy. Oops. I haven't gone again yet, but theres been some movement. I'll try to get audio from the next round.

Oh yeah, I am also wearing white pants today. Can you imagine if I had made a mess in them and not just my panties. The telling stain on them as I left the bathroom, the smell as I went to buy new ones. The cashier might even make a comment, and id lie and say food poisoning came on without warning, when really it was my own gluttony that caused it.