feed your head

[rbgif]

[spartanlocke]

[highlandvalley]

[abandonedshops]

stop it youre SCARING him!!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bysaestyl]

*sees female character who could kick my ass* that’s my girlfriend

[iwouldntshowmom]

[retrolizard]

i’m sorry i still think this is one of the funniest lines written for anything ever

[whitepeopletwitter]

[contaminated-waters]

My true form is a teenage boy

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[killerluciferr]

[rust-never-rests]

Good Night White Pride…

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

me when i get off a rollercoaster

[bleedingbrains]

[avocadobananas]

who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.

[s]

someone: *driving next to me in the other lane at the exact same speed*

me: don’t make it weird

[turing-tested]

guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way

[vraska-theunseen]

wait what’s the difference?

[turing-tested]

one you can use in the oven safely and the other you can also use in the oven if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire